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Emergency Chicken Sound Machine

Emergency Chicken Sound Machine Shop more by Archie McPhee

$9.99
Summary

Because bringing an actual chicken is impractical!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency

Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The sound machine includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk.

Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code.

  • Electronic sound maker
  • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
  • Peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk
  • Batteries included

Measures approx 3.5 inches. Batteries included. Everyone loves these sounds... anytime!

Item Number:
SOND-2889 
739048128895
Emergency Chicken Sound Machine
*Free Shipping $49+
Cluck you!

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