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Emergency Chicken Sound Machine

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Summary

Because bringing an actual chicken is impractical!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency

Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The sound machine includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk.

Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code.

  • Electronic sound maker
  • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
  • Peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk
  • Batteries included

Measures approx 3.5 inches. Batteries included. Everyone loves these sounds... anytime!

Item Number:
SOND-2889 
739048128895
Emergency Chicken Sound Machine
*Free Shipping $49+
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