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EMERGENCY CLOWN NOSE
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Emergency Clown Nose

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NOSE-0100
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Description

Is constant frowning ruining your life?   Do you wake up feeling sad and wish that there was a quick way to turn that frown upside down?   Now there is!   Emergency Clown Nose.

No prescription needed, Emergency Clown Nose is just the thing for a quick laugh.   Keep it with you wherever you go, laughter is the cure for what ails you and you wouldn't want to be caught joke-less.

Side effects include: Busting a gut, splitting a side, almost peeing yourself, lack oxygen from giggle-fits, tickling your funny bone and uncontrollable tears of joy!     Don't leave home without one!

Forget lame cards - this makes a great get well gift too!

Fine print: These noses do not provoke laughter from those suffering from Coulrophobia.   Should you choose to use Emergency Clown Nose around those suffering from Coulrophobia we recommend consulting your physician immediately for the busted up face and broken arm you just incurred.

Shipping & Returns

Returns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.