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Screaming goats are weird right? Okay cool, we didn't think so either!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

It’s a goat emergency!

This Emergency Goat Sound Machine lets you have the power of goats when you need it! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also one of our favorite animals! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. 

  • Electronic sound maker
  • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
  • Scream, bleats, kids and GOATS

There are moments in life when you’re not sure what you should do next. In those moments, it always helps to have a goat around to give advice. But, “the man” has limited our access to goats. Measures 3.5 inches long. Batteries included.

Item Number:
SOND-2911 
739048129113
Funny Emergency Goat Sound Machine
*Free Shipping $49+
For whenever you need some goat in your life.

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