Emergency Moustaches and more Funny Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Oh, hey cool guy! Oh... I'm sorry Miss! I didn't realize you were a woman because your mu
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Oh, hey cool guy! Oh... I'm sorry Miss! I didn't realize you were a woman because your mustache looked so real!
Oh, hey cowboy! Oh... you're not a cowboy? Why does this keep happening to me?!?!
It's because everyone is buying our Emergency Moustaches! As we just proved above, these six, on-the-go moustaches make a perfect disguise! So if you are trying to be someone other than yourself to hide from a person or avoid a situation, we highly recommend these furry bad boys!
Our 'staches are great for emergency situations and are sealed for extra freshness! Box contains 6 moustaches to instantly become a man!
Set of 6. Measure from 2 inches to 3 inches wide x .5 inches to 1 inch tall.
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