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EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES
EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES
EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES

Emergency Moustaches

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Emergency Moustaches and more Funny Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Oh, hey cool guy!   Oh... I'm sorry Miss!   I didn't realize you were a woman because your mu

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Oh, hey cool guy!   Oh... I'm sorry Miss!   I didn't realize you were a woman because your mustache looked so real!

Oh, hey cowboy!   Oh... you're not a cowboy?   Why does this keep happening to me?!?!

It's because everyone is buying our Emergency Moustaches!   As we just proved above, these six, on-the-go moustaches make a perfect disguise!   So if you are trying to be someone other than yourself to hide from a person or avoid a situation, we highly recommend these furry bad boys!  

Our 'staches are great for emergency situations and are sealed for extra freshness! Box contains 6 moustaches to instantly become a man!

Set of 6. Measure from 2 inches to 3 inches wide x .5 inches to 1 inch tall.

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MUST-1312
EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES
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