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EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES
EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES
EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES

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Emergency Moustaches and more Funny Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Oh, hey cool guy!   Oh... I'm sorry Miss!   I didn't realize you were a woman because your mu

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Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Oh, hey cool guy!   Oh... I'm sorry Miss!   I didn't realize you were a woman because your mustache looked so real!

Oh, hey cowboy!   Oh... you're not a cowboy?   Why does this keep happening to me?!?!

It's because everyone is buying our Emergency Moustaches!   As we just proved above, these six, on-the-go moustaches make a perfect disguise!   So if you are trying to be someone other than yourself to hide from a person or avoid a situation, we highly recommend these furry bad boys!  

Our 'staches are great for emergency situations and are sealed for extra freshness! Box contains 6 moustaches to instantly become a man!

Set of 6. Measure from 2 inches to 3 inches wide x .5 inches to 1 inch tall.

Item Number:
MUST-1312 
50600961938833
EMERGENCY MOUSTACHES
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