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Our lovely pocket-sized Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine is an essential item for all true unicorn lovers! A magical gift of a unicorn pocket pal!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Our lovely pocket-sized Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine is an essential item for all true unicorn lovers! And since you've found yourself here at Perpetual Kid (possibly via our unicorn powered search)... there's a distinct possibility that you meet such criteria. After all, wouldn’t you love to have a unicorn to hang around with all the time? This is the next best thing!

This super special electronic emergency unicorn noisemaker includes four very positive and uplifting unicorn'y phrases. It's like talking to your very own, and very enthusiastic, unicorn BFF!

  • I'm here to tell you how amazing you are!
  • The world is all glitter and rainbows!
  • Do you believe in unicorns?
  • Come frolic in the greenry!

Not to be confused with Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine (as this is an entirely different kind of sound machine) However it's equally instrumental in irritating grumps and neigh-sayers who don’t believe in unicorns!  

One electronic sound maker. Features a fantastic unicorn graphic, pink buttons, with even more pink and blue lettering. This magical pocket sized machine produces four equally irritatingly magical sounds at the touch of a button. Measures approximately 3.5 inches long. Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Our Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine is a force to be reckon with.

Item Number:
SOND-2751 
739048127515
Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine
*Free Shipping $49+
A unique gift for kids!

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