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Everything is Garbage Greeting Card

$4.99

Everything's coming up roses garbage

Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect juxtaposition of cute and cranky.  This perky little ray of sunshine is a great any-time card to celebrate how simultaneously beautiful and trashy life can be!

  • Front: Everything is Garbage.
  • Inside: Blank for a personal message

Featuring blue skies, complete with a shiny happy sunshine, a blue bird chirping a love song, smiling flowers in full bloom, with a busy bumble bee enjoying the day. The bold purple text delivering this sarcastic message surely warrants a double-take and a good belly laugh!

  • Hand-printed on a vintage letterpress machine
  • 100% cotton paper made from reclaimed lint creates a tactile surface texture
  • 30% post-consumer recycled envelope, and packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve
  • Designed + handmade in Chicago, IL

Made in the USA! Eco-friendly. Heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes. Includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve. A2 card measures 4.5 x 6.25 inches. Our Everything is Garbage Card is handmade at McBitterson's studio located in an old factory building in Chicago.

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