Click for details!
Zoom the image with the mouse

Excuses & Lies

Item Number
Shop more from


Related Items

Product Information

Everybody lies. If they say they don't, they're lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival. Six-month-old babies first deceive with fake laughter and cries.

So the question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie.

This book provides verbatim lines for the workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocked-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again!

This cloth covered, gold stamped, hardcover book contains 112 pages.

Measures 3.25" x 5.5".

Shipping + 60 Day Returns

60 Returns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 60 days of placing your order for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

* A few items have an exception to our 60 Day Return Policy, and that will be noted on the product page and in your cart before you checkout.

Please visit our full 60 Day Return Policy for more information.

We currently ship to the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

Before you place you order, we will estimate shipping methods, costs, and delivery dates for you based on your items and the shipping options you select. Depending on the shipping method or promotion you choose, delivery date estimates will appear in your cart and before you complete checkout.

Please visit Shipping Rates + Transit Times for more information.