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EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK
EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK
EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK

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Description

Extending Middle Finger Stick and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. While you may be well-versed in obscene hand gestures and prolific in the art of profanity

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

While you may be well-versed in obscene hand gestures and prolific in the art of profanity, sometimes you're just too far away to get your point across.  Luckily our bold + assertive Extending Middle Finger Stick will help you get your point across from great distances and varying heights!

Great for work (maybe not), weddings, political conventions, family reunions and dead stop traffic.  The perfect gift for the #1 jerk in your life!  Give them the bird to show how them exactly how many f*cks you give!

With a no-slip grip and telescopic handle, it extends to an impressive 28 inches!

Measures approximately 11 inches tall x 4.5 inches wide x 3 inches deep.

Item Number
STCK-3711
EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK
Free Shipping $49+

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