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EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK
EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK
EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK

Extending Middle Finger Stickby Kalan

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Description

Extending Middle Finger Stick and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. While you may be well-versed in obscene hand gestures and prolific in the art of profanity

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While you may be well-versed in obscene hand gestures and prolific in the art of profanity, sometimes you're just too far away to get your point across.  Luckily our bold + assertive Extending Middle Finger Stick will help you get your point across from great distances and varying heights!

Great for work (maybe not), weddings, political conventions, family reunions and dead stop traffic.  The perfect gift for the #1 jerk in your life!  Give them the bird to show how them exactly how many f*cks you give!

With a no-slip grip and telescopic handle, it extends to an impressive 28 inches!

Measures approximately 11 inches tall x 4.5 inches wide x 3 inches deep.

Item Number
STCK-3711
EXTENDING MIDDLE FINGER STICK
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