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Description

F*** Box Sound Machine and more Neat Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. WTF?   STFU!   UFB!   Use our F*** Box for a total of 16 indispensable 'F' based profanitie

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

WTF?   STFU!   UFB!   Use our F*** Box for a total of 16 indispensable 'F' based profanities for any occasion.   Expressive expletives at the touch of a button.  

Perfect for general office use... a simple FY to that cube dweller who constantly cooks salmon in the microwave.   Tell that telemarketer to STFU!   Tedious meetings?... Perhaps a quick FTS will move things along.  


The 16 buttons feature a pleasing variety of vocal styles and accents to maximize the effectiveness of each heart-felt phrase.

Measures approximately 4 f***ing inches long x 2.5 f***ing inches wide x .75 f***cking inches deep.   Requires 3 f***ing AG13 batteries, that are f***ing included.
 
Item Number
SOND-1688
F*** BOX
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