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F*** Box Sound Machine

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WTF?   STFU!   UFB!   Use our F*** Box for a total of 16 indispensable 'F' based profanities for any occasion.   Expressive expletives at the touch of a button.  

Perfect for general office use... a simple FY to that cube dweller who constantly cooks salmon in the microwave.   Tell that telemarketer to STFU!   Tedious meetings?... Perhaps a quick FTS will move things along.  

The 16 buttons feature a pleasing variety of vocal styles and accents to maximize the effectiveness of each heart-felt phrase.

Measures approximately 4 f***ing inches long x 2.5 f***ing inches wide x .75 f***cking inches deep.   Requires 3 f***ing AG13 batteries, that are f***ing included.


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