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Our sassy Fuck! Crocodile Card is a great and fun way to say I haven't seen you in a while!

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In a while crocodile

This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the croc under the dark water... because that's our reaction. Did you know that some crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet, but most only have four.

But seriously, give this to a friend when things haven't gone as planned or even as a fun note to get together soon because you guys haven't seen each other in a long time. Because that's how you tell alligators and crocodiles apart... one will see you later and the other will see you in a while.

The front of the card features a vintage style crocodile print and says "Fuck!", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100 lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our hilarious Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!

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Crocodile Fuck! Card
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