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F*ck The Dishes Kitsch'N Tea Towel Set and more Strange Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Domestication is overrated. Let's just leave that to the cats!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Domestication is overrated.  Let's just leave that to the cats!  Our cheeky F*ck The Dishes Kitsch'n Tea Towel isn't afraid to tell it like it is.  You've got other things to do, they can find their own way to the dishwasher for all you care!
 
These, off the cuff, towels are beautifully designed and ironically unhappy to help out all around the kitchen.  Feel free to drop the f bomb, just not the dishes.  A terrific gift for your favorite foul mouthed mother.  That's right, we said Yo Momma!
 
Set of 2 explicit tea towels.  55% linen / 45% cotton weave.  Machine washable.

Item Number:
TOWL-4559 
665613230208
F*CK THE DISHES KITSCH'EN TEA TOWEL
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