Darling, please! Someone as fabulous, as you clearly are, doesn't need the gym! Just look at you, stretching long and thin, on the floor next to a bottle of booze. If that isn't an example of disciplined, self-improving physical exertion, we don't know what is.
Our Fuck You, Gym Soap is a perfect gift anyone whose most common exercise routine is pushing the gym off until the next day. Also perfect for your friends named Jim!
Scented with white tea and violet. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils. Measures approximately 2 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 0.75 inch deep.