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Fuck Me Like The Government Gum
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F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99
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GUMC-2937
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Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth.

A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government. (Survey says... everyone!) Anarchy never tasted so sweet and pepperminty! If you're down with big government and up for big fun in a tiny package, you can keep this stash all to yourself!  We promise not to ask you to give 25% of it away!

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated peppermint-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Big Brother (Not) Approved. Literally, stick it to the man with our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum.

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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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