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Summary

Our Fake News Candle smells like drinking Kool-Aid... no wonder everyone has their heads in the sand.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Smells like twitter.

Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed.

But Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative facts like "pizza is a salad" and "the world is two years old" and "I was the prom queen AND king four years in a row."

What? Don't debate me on this. I'll just tweet FAKE NEWS and be a winner like always. Know what you are? SAD.

  • Orange Kool-Aid Scented
  • Double wick burn time: 60 hours
  • Handmade candle
  • Perfect gift for that "could be a conspiracy" friend

Fake News Candle is handmade, no two are identical. 17 oz. Burn time is approx 60 hours. Orange Kool-Aid Scented.

Item Number:
CNDL-6466 
045399164667
Fake News Candle
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