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Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book
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 Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book

Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book by Knock Knock

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Holy shift key! Our hilarious Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book is all of the fun of dirty words without the dirty looks!

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Holy shift key! Our hilarious Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book is all of the fun of dirty words without the dirty looks!

This phrasebook is full of exclamations that sound naughty but are 100% office-ready, kid-friendly, and grandma-approved. Strong language was never so safe. Dirty words were never so clean!

The ultimate fake swear words list, complete with chortle-worthy illustrations!

  • 250+ Completely clean phrases that allow you to let off some serious steam - and do it with style
  • 144 Pages of illustrations and filthy expletives that are 102% clean
  • The language of faux-vanity is so rich, varied, and straight-up fun, you'll probably start fake swearing even when you don't have to.


CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG

  • When your car sputters, smokes, or busts a flat
  • A female romantic rival who talks loud and looks cheap

Ginny wore a bikini to Chad's party. Hell, chitty chitty bang bang!

CHUCKLEHEAD

  • A roommate who tells Chuck Norris jokes
  • A maile romantic rival who talks loud and looks cheap

Here comes that chucklehead Giovanni. Nice pinky ring.

SPREADSHEET

  • When your computer freezes, destroying the document you worked on for four hours but never saved
  • Any office goody-goody and/or jerk

What a spreadsheet. I just heard him offer his beach house to the boss.

CHUNKS O'CHEESE

  • When you are dragged to a Seal, Air Supply, or Celine Dion concert
  • All-purpose regurgitation curse

Chunks o'cheese, where's good old Neil Diamond when you need him?

It's a funny book gift for both potty-mouths and Puritans!

Hardcover. Measures approximately 5 inches wide x 6.25 inches tall. 144 pages. Written by Knock Knock. Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book is an epic white elephant gift!

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 Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book
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