Holy shift key! Our hilarious Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book is all of the fun of dirty words without the dirty looks!
This phrasebook is full of exclamations that sound naughty but are 100% office-ready, kid-friendly, and grandma-approved. Strong language was never so safe. Dirty words were never so clean!
The ultimate fake swear words list, complete with chortle-worthy illustrations!
- 250+ Completely clean phrases that allow you to let off some serious steam - and do it with style
- 144 Pages of illustrations and filthy expletives that are 102% clean
- The language of faux-vanity is so rich, varied, and straight-up fun, you'll probably start fake swearing even when you don't have to.
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG
- When your car sputters, smokes, or busts a flat
- A female romantic rival who talks loud and looks cheap
Ginny wore a bikini to Chad's party. Hell, chitty chitty bang bang!
- A roommate who tells Chuck Norris jokes
- A maile romantic rival who talks loud and looks cheap
Here comes that chucklehead Giovanni. Nice pinky ring.
- When your computer freezes, destroying the document you worked on for four hours but never saved
- Any office goody-goody and/or jerk
What a spreadsheet. I just heard him offer his beach house to the boss.
- When you are dragged to a Seal, Air Supply, or Celine Dion concert
- All-purpose regurgitation curse
Chunks o'cheese, where's good old Neil Diamond when you need him?
It's a funny book gift for both potty-mouths and Puritans!
Hardcover. Measures approximately 5 inches wide x 6.25 inches tall. 144 pages. Written by Knock Knock. Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean Book is an epic white elephant gift!