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False Teether and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Take the bite out of your little one's teething process with our hilarious False Teeth Teether! This

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Take the bite out of your little one's teething process with our hilarious False Teeth Teether!

This tongue-in-cheek product keeps baby happy while simultaneously making them look ridiculously adorable.  So let them fake it till till they make it... teeth that is!  You can teach them the other life lesson as soon as they're able to stop pooping in their pants.

A great gift for new parents in need of a good laugh!  After all they'll be the real in-denture-d servants for the next 18 years!

Made of soft, safe BPA-free virgin silicone and packed inside a clear, recyclable, clamshell blister. 

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