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Farts Are Funny

Sneak a squeak at our hilarious selection of fart gifts. Whoopee cushion pool floats, sound machines, delicious Bag of Unicorn, Cat, Bunny, Dino, and more Farts! You know what doesn't stink? These fartabulous gifts!

Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...

Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not! Our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a pretty...

Magic Poo

$3.99

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your inner...

Ship Happens Poo-Pourri

$9.99

Ahoy Maties! Next time you're in close quarters, but feel like you gotta abandon sh**... they'll be no reason to rush to the panic station, because we're going to throw you a line! With our naughty Ship Happens Poo~Pourri Toilet Spray as your First Mate,...

Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...