Spring Gift Sale

Farts Are Funny

Sneak a squeak at our hilarious selection of fart gifts. Whoopee cushion pool floats, sound machines, delicious Bag of Unicorn, Cat, Bunny, Dino, and more Farts! You know what doesn't stink? These fartabulous gifts!

Blue Q Brave Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom (to poop without fear of prosecution.) Our courageous Brave Fart Lavatory Mist will allow your bowels to run free.  Have the courage to follow it to the bathroom asap. The Untold Tale of Great the...

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The Floater Gigantic Poop

$8.49

OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool? With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself.  As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim! Not limited to use in...

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Blue Q Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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Blue Q Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Blue Q Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

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Blue Q Baby's Head Smell Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Everybody loves the smell of a babys head its the smell of innocence.  So next time you start crowning, please reach for our Babys Head Smell Lavatory Mist.  For the treatment and cure of soiled air apply two quick mists of our room spray to...

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Blue Q Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief! It's too easy to state the obvious but you can just smell the world...

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Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

$3.19

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This mildly insane air freshener, which thankfully smells better than a squirrel...

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Trap-A-Crap Poo-Pourri

$9.49

It’s Poo hunting season and you won’t miss even the sneakiest of wild dingle berries with our Trap-A-Crap Poo-Pouri Toilet spray! With one shot you can keep your powder room from smelling like an out-house! Trap-a-Crap features a pure blend...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.   We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a...

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Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the touch of a...

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Bag of Zombie Farts

$8.99

Sugar is sweet, undead fall apart.... soon you'll be craving a Bag of Zombie Farts! One day Zeke the Zombie was looking for something to eat. He discovered a unicorn sleeping near a rainbow and decided to take a bite. The unicorn kicked him and flew...

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Poopy Pen
50% OFF

Poopy Pen

$3.99 $1.99

If you've got a ton of crap to doo our Poopy Pen is a craptastic choice for crossing out items on your list! Designed to look like you're holding an actual piece of sh*t in your hand (not to be confused with your ex-boyfriend/or girlfriend) you're...

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WARNING FART ZONE TIN SIGN
50% OFF

Warning Fart Zone Tin Sign

$12.99 $6.49

Let our WARNING: FART ZONE Tin Sign tell it like it is, so you don't have to put your bean burrito down and explain it to them yourself. Don't say we didn't warn you! Perfect gift for the person who delights in clearing a room, with their gaseous...

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Squirrel Underpants

$5.39

Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer...Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny...

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The World's Smallest Underpants

$4.79

We don’t know if the phrase “finger crotch” is a thing, but if it is... we’ve got a solution to covering it up. Behold... The World's Smallest Underpants!  So small that you can wear them on your hands, this tiny pair of...

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