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Farts Are Funny

Sneak a squeak at our hilarious selection of fart gifts. Whoopee cushion pool floats, sound machines, delicious Bag of Unicorn, Cat, Bunny, Dino, and more Farts! You know what doesn't stink? These fartabulous gifts!

President Of Local Gas Company Men's Socks

$12.99

It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom. Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks. Maybe it's the meal planning? Maybe it's the finger pulling? Some...

Master Crapsman Poo- Pourri Gift Set

$19.99

It’s Poo hunting season! The perfect gift for the handyman in your life, Master Crapsman Gift Set comes with both Trap-A-Crap and Royal Flush scents. Maybe it's one bottle for the basement aka man cave and another for our in the garage? Whatever...

Would Definitely Sh*t Here Again Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Welcome to the Sh*t Show Toilet Paper

$6.99

Dropping the kids off at the pool? Welcome to the Shit Show Toilet Paper defines the entire world right now! But at least you've got some, right? This awesome toilet paper has Welcome To The Shit Show boldly printed in black ink on every sheet... that's...

The Floater Gigantic Poop

$8.99

OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool? With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself.  As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim!   Not limited to use...

Fart In Front Of Each Other Greeting Card

$4.99

Love is in the air Our love-is-in-the-air Inflatulated Card is the perfect card to give to someone to let them know that you're so comfortable with them that you'll just let the farts rip. You don't even worry about closing the door when you go to the...

Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...

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