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FARTS IN A CAN
Farts In A Can

Farts In A Can

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Chronicle Books

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Description

Farts In A Can and more Specialty Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Just like dad... you can now rip one whenever you want!   Just grab our Farts In A Can and open

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Just like dad... you can now rip one whenever you want!   Just grab our Farts In A Can and open the lid to hear one of the four ripe, juicy farts escape!   Whether you need a good laugh or this has something to do with a family tradition involving finger-pulling, Farts In A Can won't let you down!   There's definitely something for everyone in this can.

Nature's Emissions from PFFFT Foods!   100% all natural!

  • No Trans Fat
  • No Added MSG
  • No Preservatives
  • No Genetically Engineered Ingredients

Open and enjoy!

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BOOK-5350
Farts In A Can
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