Great Gifts and Fartzooka Fart Machine at Perpetual Kid. Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!
100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.
* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!
Farts Are Funny!
Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka! Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down! Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip!
You can fine tune your instrument with the touch of a finger, making them sound indistinguishable from the real thing! With practice you'll easily master the One Cheek Sneak, The Dog Did It and the Did You Hear the Geese Fly Over the House Again?... the possibilities are endless!
Fartastically realistic, family and friends will explode with laughter once you unleash your fastidious fart repertoire!
A cheeky gift for the frequent flatulator in your life or buy one for yourself and leave the masses rolling on the floor with laughter gasping for air while you make your friends the butt of the joke!
Plastic. Colors may vary. Measures approximately 13.5 inches x 3 inches wide.
- Item Number:
- FART-1212
- 010984012128
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