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Father's Day Gifts

Dads are the greatest. So if you're looking to get the grand daddy of all gifts for Dad's Day, our wacky collection of gifts will get the job done! We get dad jokes, so we've got Father's Day underwraps. Oh, and uh... Never trust a fart.

Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$21.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

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Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$21.99

Portable Pac-Man! Gobble pellets with our Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive those cherished moments at the arcade or discover a vintage classic that held the whole world by storm. Pac-Man was a game changer when it came to arcades and will always be...

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Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare...

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Toy Car Roadway Tape

$7.99

Livin' In The Fast Lane! Our ingenious Civil Engineer Tape will allow you to make any box or floor a place to go, go, go! Who needs an expensive carpet or fancy table to race toy cars on?! Now you lay down a lay a street down on your carpet or turn a...

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Astronaut Bananas

$2.99

Out Of This World Treat! Looking for a delicious ready to eat space food? Our astronaut Bananas is a favorite of space travelers and kids everywhere! Freeze-dried bananas are made using the same process used by the U.S. space program to make food for...

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Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

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Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$14.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

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Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$21.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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Shakespeare Air Freshener

$3.49

What smells like "Shakespearmint" and is decorated with the image of the immortal bard?  It's our sweet smelling William Shakespeare Deluxe Air Freshener! It's the air freshener for people that are classy, well-read and smelly.  Well, maybe...

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Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum

$1.99

Instant Reality Check, Someone Owns You For Atleast Another 18 YearsOur Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never...

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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.49

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

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Brontosaurus Lamp

$34.99

Prehistoric Lamp! A gift that's sure to inspire roars of happiness from dino lovers all across the land.  It's guaranteed to make their hearts saur! Cold Cast Polyresin Brontosaurus , reminiscent of your retro dino toys, measures...

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F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now SocksWe know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

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Iridescent Glux

$6.99

Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to smush & stretch...

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Space Invaders Tiny Arcade

$21.99

The 80’s are back! Space Invaders are here and they’re smaller than ever! Use the tiny buttons on our Space Invaders Tiny Arcade to fire at swarms of extraterrestrials to prevent the alien invasion and defend the planet! One of the most...

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Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

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Yard Goods Tire Planter

$11.39

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! It’s classic roadside Americana sized down for succulents, air plants and even herbs! Pile on the...

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Atomic Blaster Nose Hair Trimmer

$18.99

Tired of your unruly nose hairs getting soaked in your morning coffee or your earbuds popping out because of the forest growing in your ears? We can't relate, but we can tell that you'll probably totally dig our futuristic Atomic Blaster Nose + Ear Hair...

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Grump Men's Socks

$9.99

Step back and watch yourself... our Grump Men's Socks are on a gloomy rampage.  They are gray, like your frame of mind, and decorated with a frowny face that will accurately mimic your own expression. Put these on and watch your friends and family...

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Grumpy Notebook Set

$6.79

Bah humph grrr.  Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we'd make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world.   Our Grumpy Notebook Set includes three 48 page notebooks labeled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This TeamChances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.69

It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even when you're dabbing cocktail sauce...

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Mansplaining Mints

$3.99

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining something to you in a condescending tone, just offer him one...

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Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

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Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At WorkStatistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

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Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

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Vodka Cocktail Recipe Coaster Set

$9.99

Our Vodka Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are the recipe for an Absolut'ly awesome party, and are as goodlooking as they are absorbent! Cosmopolitan - And Escape to New York Kami Kaze It's E-Z - Divinely Limey Moscow Mule From Russia... With...

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Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$6.49

Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're CleanMagnets... how do they work?  They're magic!  What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSide Reversible Dishwasher Sign attached to your dishwasher so you know if what's inside is clean...

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Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better SocksMuch like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

$10.99

Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever having to mutt'er a word.  You much pawfer the company of dogs over... ugh. People. The ruff reality is that you happily greet any dog that...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.39

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker

$29.99

What's the big hairy deal?  Just our Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker trampling through a garden near you! He's clearly not a myth... while usually blurry, he rarely makes an appearance, yeti found time to stomp through your prized tulips!...

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Ask Me! And I'll Ask The Internet Mug

$9.89

Our propositioning Ask Me! Mug is great for fielding those questions, that no one really knows off the top of their head, because the other side of the mug says And I’ll Ask The Internet. Seriously, why would I know how many days till Christmas...

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Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

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Emergency Replacement Men's Sock

$4.79

Quick! Buy our Emergency Replacement Men's Sock before you get cold feet!  We’ve all had sock emergencies. You’re walking down the street, you don’t see a puddle and all of a sudden your foot is soaked. Are you just supposed to go...

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Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

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Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

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Sloth Socks

$9.99

Attention sloth aficionados! Our Sloth Socks are the ideal socks for taking it easy. Seriously, get a grip all ready! When you wear these socks, it looks like a tiny sloth is clinging to your ankle. So if life seems to be going by too fast, all...

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Sneaker Shoeraser Erasers

$3.99

There's no mistake about it, our stylish Sneaker Shoeraser Erasers are perfect for life's little missteps! Erasing mistakes is a walk in the park with Shoerasers! Each appealing pair comes in its own little shoebox, and stands up to your biggest faux...

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Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$12.99

Why Do Men Like To Walk Arounf Without Pants On?Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay...

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Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over those little son-of-a-guns heads! (but is not interested in wearing black knee...

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Taco Truck Taco Holders

$12.29

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

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Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

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Whiskey Recipe Coaster Set

$9.99

Our Whiskey Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are neat and will knock you off your feet. Each of these six stylish and thirsty coasters feature one of 6 classic whiskey cocktail recipes. Manhattan - For the More Sophisticated Types Mint Julep -...

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A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

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Beer Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the...

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Booze Bottled Up Decanter

$18.89

I'm not slurring, I'm talking in cursive. It's been confirmed, our fancy shmancy Booze Bottled Up Decanter will hold your liquor better than you can! Like certain friends, you can dress them up, but you cant take them out.  Now you can dress up...

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Boss Of You Mug

$9.99

Our fun Boss of You Mug is great for demonstrating who is boss around your office or home. In this situation, are you the boss or is it really the coffee mug itself. Coffee controls our mood, attention and many other aspects in our lives. Who’s the...

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Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

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Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

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Dill Pickle Mints

$3.59

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years try some of our delicious Dill Pickle Mints and you might get popular too!  We're just saying it couldn't hurt! Did we mention this is way more transportable than a pickle jar, no briny mess! Each...

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