Spring Gift Sale

Father's Day Gifts

Dads are the greatest. So if you're looking to get the grand daddy of all gifts for Dad's Day, our wacky collection of gifts will get the job done! We get dad jokes, so we've got Father's Day underwraps. Oh, and uh... Never trust a fart.

An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome

$18.89

Say hello to our little friend! An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome! (yes, we know wrong movie - but we couldn't resist - he is quite pint sized!) If you don't want to end up sleeping with the fishes, you'd better make sure you get a gift worthy of...

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Blue Q Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Blue Q Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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Blue Q Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Blue Q Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Lion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is, truly a fearless bad ass of...

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Decaf Is For Wimps Mug

$9.49

Show the world that no matter how you drink your favorite java, purist or fangled, only a caffeine buzz will suit you. The ceramic mug looks like a pot of decaf coffee from your favorite diner or restaurant.   On each side it is emblazoned with...

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Fire Dragon Party Tube Pool Float

$19.99

Set your summer on fire with our GoFloats Fire Dragon Party Tube Pool Float! Summer is coming... and this mythical beast will not disappoint! Whether you're King or Queen of the Dragons, show off your fierce fire dragon in a fun photo op that lets...

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Hilarious Adult Water Wings

$12.99

Own the party this summer with our Novelty Life Guard Adult Water Wings! Take your pool party to the next level with these poolside essential water wing novelty floaties! Just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to outgrow this childhood...

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Ninja Mug

$9.49

There aren't a lot of things that you can trust in this world, and finding a dependable coffee cup has become a huge challenge!   There is one mug that has been strictly trained in the art of serving only you and holding hot beverages, our Ninja...

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Santa's Drinking Mitten
50% OFF

Santa's Drinking Mitten

$14.99 $7.49

Did anyone ever ask Santa what's on his list? It's our Santa's Drinking Mitten of course! Even Santa needs his Holiday Spirits, amiright? Slip on this festive mitten to keep your hand warm while you enjoy a yuletide brewski. It’s sized just right...

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The Potty Piano

$18.89

Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano!     That's right, put that phone down!  No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the pool.  Now you...

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A GREAT POUR FOR HONESTY
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Truth Serum Bottled Up Decanter

$19.99 $9.99

Distill our Amazonian superheroine-loving heart.  Our long sought after Truth Serum Bottled Up Decanter is the solution to not possessing the magical golden Lasso of Truth! It's been long known that the truth tends to spill out of the slightly...

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Blue Q Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum

$1.99

Our Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never be the same again. You may have had a hamster when you were younger...

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Blue Q Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Proudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the...

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Blue Q Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very little about golf, but a little birdie...

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Blue Q Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

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Boxing Glove Pen

$1.79

Your writing will really pack a punch with our Boxing Glove Pen! It will guarantee your next assignment will be a real knockout! Sometimes when you're writing, it feels like you're in the ring, round after round, coming up with the best adjective...

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Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.79

Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable… you’ll have to show...

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FAUX-REAL FAST FOOD SANDWICH BOX
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Faux-Real Fast Food Sandwich Box

$11.99 $5.99

A throwback to the carefree days when fast food restaurants were all the rage and you shamelessly begged your parents to let you have your birthday party at the one with the best outdoor playground... Our Fast-Food Style Sandwich Box adds a taste of...

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Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$6.49

Magnets... how do they work?  They're magic!  What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSide Reversible Dishwasher Sign attached to your dishwasher so you know if what's inside is clean or dirty! Modeled after a retro...

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Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Beach Blanket

$23.69 $18.99

Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Beach Blanket. Nom Nom Nom Nom… Pep-peroni up your sun worshiping game to a whole new level with the cheesiest of cheesy awesomeness... fresh out of our product oven... may we introduce to you our extra cheesy Gigantic...

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Ninja Gnome

$18.89

Whether he's peeking out from behind garden fence door, lurking in the bathroom ready to strike, or hiding under your bed to scare the heck out of your cat...  much fun is to be had with our bad-ass Ninja Gnome!   Take him on adventures, let...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.39

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker

$28.39

What's the big hairy deal?  Just our Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker trampling through a garden near you! He's clearly not a myth... while usually blurry, he rarely makes an appearance, yeti found time to stomp through your prized tulips!...

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Spaghettios® Can Secret Decoy Safe

$9.49

Crash!  BOOM! Bang!  Uh oh, SpaghettiOs! Whether it's your roommate rummaging through your room to "borrow" your favorite pair of earrings or a straight up thief in the night unlawfully trying to heist your priceless 8-track collection, keep...

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The Floater Gigantic Poop

$8.49

OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool? With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself.  As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim! Not limited to use in...

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Atomic Blaster Nose Hair Trimmer

$18.89

Tired of your unruly nose hairs getting soaked in your morning coffee or your earbuds popping out because of the forest growing in your ears? We can't relate, but we can tell that you'll probably totally dig our futuristic Atomic Blaster Nose + Ear Hair...

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BAR BONES - SKULL BAR SPOON
50% OFF

Bar Bones Bar Spoon

$8.99 $4.49

Go ahead, pick your poison!  Then stir the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Bar Spoon!   This twisted fella is ready to take a dip in the wickedess of adult beverage concoctions lurking in your head.   A...

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Beer Snob Beer Glass
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Beer Snob Beer Glass

$19.99 $9.99

For the beer lover with the distinguished palette, our Beer Snob Beer Glass is for you! You appreciate the finer things in life, including a nice, cold beer. Why not serve it up in style? Beer Snob is an elegant, stemmed glass that happens to look like...

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Blue Q F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This Shit Men's Socks are perfect for any day when...

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