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Father's Day Gifts

Dads are the greatest. So if you're looking to get the grand daddy of all gifts for Dad's Day, our wacky collection of gifts will get the job done! We get dad jokes, so we've got Father's Day underwraps. Oh, and uh... Never trust a fart.

Nose Aerobics Basketball

$2.99

The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while having fun! Just use your head and nose...

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Baby's Head Smell Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Everybody loves the smell of a babys head its the smell of innocence.  So next time you start crowning, please reach for our Babys Head Smell Lavatory Mist.  For the treatment and cure of soiled air apply two quick mists of our room spray to...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.09

Go ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to serve those...

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Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet
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Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet

$11.49 $5.74

Our eye-catchingly colorful Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet combines your love of stickies, list-making, and tidy packages - all in one slick little folio!  Armed with a sticky pad for each workday (plus the weekend), you’ll tackle...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$14.39

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Killin' It Men's Socks

$11.99

Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this! Annnnd you just got those roses. Keep your chin up...

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MAGIC SLIME KEYBOARD CLEANER
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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $3.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Pancake Batter Crayon

$4.49

With our incredibly fun Crayum Batter Crayon Bottle, you can be a pancake Picasso!   Here's a fun new way to get creative with your pancakes!  Fill our Batter Crayon with pancake batter and scribble your name, a face or anything...

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Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$11.99

​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very little about golf, but a little birdie...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$11.99

Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious.... Nope. Don't second guess the...

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Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$5.19

Magnets... how do they work?  They're magic!  What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSide Reversible Dishwasher Sign attached to your dishwasher so you know if what's inside is clean or dirty! Modeled after a retro...

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Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Beach Blanket

$24.99

Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Beach Blanket. Nom Nom Nom Nom… Pep-peroni up your sun worshiping game to a whole new level with the cheesiest of cheesy awesomeness... fresh out of our product oven... may we introduce to you our extra cheesy Gigantic...

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Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$11.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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Slide Whistle Pen

$4.09

With our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle.   Another favorite is to make the "Bankrupt" sound from...

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The Potty Piano

$17.99

Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano!     That's right, put that phone down!  No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the pool.  Now you...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$11.99

Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks...

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A GREAT POUR FOR HONESTY
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Truth Serum Bottled Up Decanter

$19.99 $9.99

Distill our Amazonian superheroine-loving heart.  Our long sought after Truth Serum Bottled Up Decanter is the solution to not possessing the magical golden Lasso of Truth! It's been long known that the truth tends to spill out of the slightly...

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Whoopee Cushion Mug

$8.99

The relentless prankster.  There's one in every crowd... If you're not friends with one, it's probably you! Make your morning cup of joe a real gas with our hilarious Human Whoopee Cushion Mug!  If you're like us, your first whoopee cushion...

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Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$11.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

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Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$11.99

Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay rent this month, and get your car out of dad's spot...

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An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome

$17.99

Say hello to our little friend! An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome! (yes, we know wrong movie - but we couldn't resist - he is quite pint sized!) If you don't want to end up sleeping with the fishes, you'd better make sure you get a gift worthy of...

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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.39

It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even when you're dabbing cocktail sauce...

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Grump Men's Socks

$8.59

Step back and watch yourself... our Grump Men's Socks are on a gloomy rampage.  They are gray, like your frame of mind, and decorated with a frowny face that will accurately mimic your own expression. Put these on and watch your friends and family...

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Gusto Bottled Up Desktop Decanter

$17.99

If you're going to drink, you might as well do it with unmatched enthusiasm and class! Our Gusto Bottled Up Desktop Decanter is the perfect way to “lift” your spirits. This personal-sized decanter and shot-glass set handsomely complements...

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Mark My Words Bookmarks

$5.39

Enticing you to pick up precisely where you left off our Mark My Words Bookmarks silently declare - I will not lose my page in this book again! That you can be certain. And that's not a threat... that's a promise, bucko!  Sometimes you have to...

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Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$11.99

If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your usually cool bud...

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Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome

$16.19

Our yankee-doodle'rific Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome is a firm believer of the Land of the Free, Gnome of the Brave, and is quite the firecracker! We won't pre-raaaaamble on about how enthusiastic his love for the red, white, and blue is! But let's...

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The Big Book Of Awards For Grownups

$15.39

Kids these days... they get a ribbon for just about anything!  Heck, they even get trophies just for showing up.  Don't adults deserve a little bit of acknowledgement, too? Fear not.  With our long awaited The Big Book of Awards for...

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The Finest Quality Farts In A Jar

$10.79

Our o(dor)-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo). Don't stink it up this Father's Day by offering Dad another tie or pack of golf balls as a gift. Release a scud missile or shoot an air biscuit...

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Yard Goods Tire Planter

$10.79

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! It’s classic roadside Americana sized down for succulents, air plants and even herbs! Pile on the...

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Booze Bottled Up Decanter

$17.99

I'm not slurring, I'm talking in cursive. It's been confirmed, our fancy shmancy Booze Bottled Up Decanter will hold your liquor better than you can! Like certain friends, you can dress them up, but you cant take them out.  Now you can dress up...

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FAUX-REAL FAST FOOD SANDWICH BOX
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Faux-Real Fast Food Sandwich Box

$11.99 $5.99

A throwback to the carefree days when fast food restaurants were all the rage and you shamelessly begged your parents to let you have your birthday party at the one with the best outdoor playground... Our Fast-Food Style Sandwich Box adds a taste of...

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Game Of Gnomes Gnome

$17.99

Our Game Of Gnomes Gnome is a must for any Game of Thrones fanatic!   Designed to mimic the seat of kings in the Seven Kingdoms... This Lord of the Seven Gardens' throne is hilariously made from the garden rakes, spading forks, and hoes...

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Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$11.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

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The Catch Of The Day Beverage Cooler
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The Catch Of The Day Beverage Cooler

$15.99 $7.99

It's all about that bass with our Catch Of The Day Beverage Cooler! If you believe good things come to those who bait, you'll love unzipping this bad boy at the end of a long day to find 6 cold ones waiting for you. Just pack it to the gills with...

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Bag of Zombie Farts

$8.99

Sugar is sweet, undead fall apart.... soon you'll be craving a Bag of Zombie Farts! One day Zeke the Zombie was looking for something to eat. He discovered a unicorn sleeping near a rainbow and decided to take a bite. The unicorn kicked him and flew...

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