Father's Day Gifts

Dads are the greatest. So if you're looking to get the grand daddy of all gifts for Dad's Day, our wacky collection of gifts will get the job done! We get dad jokes, so we've got Father's Day underwraps. Oh, and uh... Never trust a fart.

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99 $10.95

Men And Their Football Rituals SocksSunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.99

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99 $10.95

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing with someone with selective hearing is enough to drive one completely mad. They're a perfect gift for your...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to  park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better SocksMuch like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Would Definitely Sh*t Here Again Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...

Fingerboard Football, Hockey, Mini Golf + Basketball Game Pack

$14.99

Our fun-sized Fingerboard Games Selection contains four games in one! It will keep your brain and fingers active, and your options wide open! With this super fun collection of mini fingerboard games, you get to choose from basketball, mini golf, ice...

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99 $10.95

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...