Father's Day Gifts

Dads are the greatest. So if you're looking to get the grand daddy of all gifts for Dad's Day, our wacky collection of gifts will get the job done! We get dad jokes, so we've got Father's Day underwraps. Oh, and uh... Never trust a fart.

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

Superman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99 $2.00

Look up at the sky!It's a card,It's a lot of stickers,It's our Superman Quotable Notable DIY Sticker Card! That's right!  The Man of Steel is flying at super speed and demonstrating his super strength while being his super self on his way to tell...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over those little son-of-a-guns heads! (but is not interested in wearing black knee...

Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers

$12.49 $5.00

Our tropical Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers are ready to bring a fresh twist to your next house party, beach party, or impromptu work happy hour! Take your pick from six different cocktail recipes, including vodka, rum, gin, prosecco,...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

Classic Batman Mints

$2.99

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way!  Not with that stinky breath!  Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down?  Have no fear!  Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived to battle the evil lurking in your mouth!  Because,...

Hilarious Adult Water Wings

$12.99

Own the party this summer with our Novelty Life Guard Adult Water Wings! Take your pool party to the next level with these poolside essential water wing novelty floaties! Just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to outgrow this childhood...

Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99 $3.00

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone knows...

Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

Bosom Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Not to be confused with Buffy and Hildegarde (from one of the best sitcoms of the 80's) these Bosom Buddies aren't a drag, and they're only looking to occupy your drink not your low rent apartment! Don'’t let the ladies have all the fun with their drink...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Iridescent Glux

$6.99 $3.00

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Funny Socks For Guys With BallsLion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is,...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $2.00

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold

$14.99 $5.00

Our Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold, is hands down, the coolest way to chillout! It's just what you need when all you want to do is relax with some friends and an ice cold beeri!  Simply fill the mold with water and freeze to create a giant ice cube that...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff day! ...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

The Finest Quality Farts In A Jar

$9.99 $4.00

Our o(dor)-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo). Don't stink it up this Father's Day by offering Dad another tie or pack of golf balls as a gift. Release a scud missile or shoot an air biscuit straight...

Gone Fishing Pen

$2.99

Our Gone Fishing Pen will leave them reeling when they read your note, and realize you've left for the day, to well - go fishing!  Whether it's summertime and the writing is easy, or you're dreaming of your next fishing trip, our Gone Fishing Pen...

Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

Ninja Mug

$9.99

Best Served With Black CoffeeThere aren't a lot of things that you can trust in this world, and finding a dependable coffee cup has become a huge challenge!   There is one mug that has been strictly trained in the art of serving only you and holding...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

Slide Whistle Pen

$4.49

Just Whistle While You WorkWith our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle.   Another favorite is to make...

Toy Car Roadway Tape

$7.99

Livin' In The Fast Lane! Our ingenious Civil Engineer Tape will allow you to make any box or floor a place to go, go, go! Who needs an expensive carpet or fancy table to race toy cars on?! Now you lay down a lay a street down on your carpet or turn a...

Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size arcade...

Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome

$17.99

Our yankee-doodle'rific Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome is a firm believer of the Land of the Free, Gnome of the Brave, and is quite the firecracker! We won't pre-raaaaamble on about how enthusiastic his love for the red, white, and blue is! But let's...

Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses

$9.99

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! Nothing serves up Tequila Slammers more festively than our Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses!  They're a must for your next grand fiesta.  Just fill your sombrero shaped slammer with a shot...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$12.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

The Potty Piano

$19.99

Start your day off on the right note! Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

Beer Tree Bottle Cap Drinking Game

$23.99

Our Beer Tree Bottle Cap Party Game is a tree that grows with every beer! So, just how long does it need to flower? That depends on you and your party guests! At parties or cozy evenings, the tree grows by the hour. In Germany it's called...

Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $4.00

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum

$1.99

Instant Reality Check, Someone Owns You For Atleast Another 18 YearsOur Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who knew!...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

Extra Shot Coffee Mug

$14.99

Hit Me With Your Best shot!Introducing our Extra Shot Coffee Mug! So called "Hip" flasks are designed to fit on your hip, right?   Or are they supposed to make you LOOK hip when you wear them on your hip, kind of like a fanny pack?   We're...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

Emergency Replacement Men's Sock

$4.99 $3.00

Quick! Buy our Emergency Replacement Men's Sock before you get cold feet!  We’ve all had sock emergencies. You’re walking down the street, you don’t see a puddle and all of a sudden your foot is soaked. Are you just supposed to go...

People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

$10.99

Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever having to mutt'er a word.  You much pawfer the company of dogs over... ugh. People. The ruff reality is that you happily greet any dog that...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck on...

Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio, making...

Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

Beer Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the cheapest...

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

T.V. Rock

$5.99 $3.00

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$12.99

Why Do Men Like To Walk Arounf Without Pants On?Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay...

Burrito Scented Candle

$11.99

Ahhh...! If walking into a Chipotle and inhaling the spicy goodness of their burritos isn't one of the best smells in the world, we don't know what is!   Our Burrito Candle captures the smell of cilantro, cumin, cayenne pepper and spiced ground beef...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals SocksSunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...