It's a Festivus Miracle! Our official Seinfeld Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Card Set has arrived! Time to prepare for everyone's favorite non-secular holiday on December 23rd!
The 9 inch tall desktop pole is made of unadorned aluminum (which enjoys a very high strength-to-weight ratio) on a simple wooden base. It comes with three 5?7 greeting cards adorned with assorted Festivus imagery. Naturally, the cards are blank inside, so you can write your own message of non-commercial celebration or simply air your grievances by mail.
Don't be stuck without a pole and a list of grievances! Festivus for the rest of us! Our Feats of Strength tip is to stay low and go for the legs.
Aluminum. Wood. Paper. Angst not included.
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