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Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Cards

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It's a Festivus Miracle!  Our official Seinfeld Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Card Set has arrived!  Time to prepare for everyone's favorite non-secular holiday on December 23rd!

The 9 inch tall desktop pole is made of unadorned aluminum (which enjoys a very high strength-to-weight ratio) on a simple wooden base.  It comes with three 5?7 greeting cards adorned with assorted Festivus imagery.  Naturally, the cards are blank inside, so you can write your own message of non-commercial celebration or simply air your grievances by mail.

Don't be stuck without a pole and a list of grievances!  Festivus for the rest of us!  Our Feats of Strength tip is to stay low and go for the legs.

Aluminum.  Wood.  Paper.  Angst not included.

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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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