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SEINFELD  FESTIVUS POLE AND GREETING CARD SET

Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Cards

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One-Of-A-Kind Gifts and Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Cards at Perpetual Kid. It's a Festivus Miracle!  Our official Seinfeld Festivus Desktop Pole & Greet

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

It's a Festivus Miracle!  Our official Seinfeld Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Card Set has arrived!  Time to prepare for everyone's favorite non-secular holiday on December 23rd!

The 9 inch tall desktop pole is made of unadorned aluminum (which enjoys a very high strength-to-weight ratio) on a simple wooden base.  It comes with three 5?7 greeting cards adorned with assorted Festivus imagery.  Naturally, the cards are blank inside, so you can write your own message of non-commercial celebration or simply air your grievances by mail.

Don't be stuck without a pole and a list of grievances!  Festivus for the rest of us!  Our Feats of Strength tip is to stay low and go for the legs.

Aluminum.  Wood.  Paper.  Angst not included.

Item Number:
FEST-0181 
634482401818
SEINFELD  FESTIVUS POLE AND GREETING CARD SET
Free Shipping $49+

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