SEINFELD  FESTIVUS POLE AND GREETING CARD SET
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Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Cards

$17.49
Item Number
FEST-0181
Availability:
DISCONTINUED

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Description

It's a Festivus Miracle!  Our official Seinfeld Festivus Desktop Pole & Greeting Card Set has arrived!  Time to prepare for everyone's favorite non-secular holiday on December 23rd!

The 9 inch tall desktop pole is made of unadorned aluminum (which enjoys a very high strength-to-weight ratio) on a simple wooden base.  It comes with three 5?7 greeting cards adorned with assorted Festivus imagery.  Naturally, the cards are blank inside, so you can write your own message of non-commercial celebration or simply air your grievances by mail.

Don't be stuck without a pole and a list of grievances!  Festivus for the rest of us!  Our Feats of Strength tip is to stay low and go for the legs.

Aluminum.  Wood.  Paper.  Angst not included.

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Returns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping
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When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.