Way Over The Hill Birthday Cake Candelabra
Make your party posh with our Cake Candelabra! Add some flair to your next shin-dig and impress your friends and neighbors while you're at it. Nine finely-turned candles fit perfectly into the silver...
Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles
Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our LIT! Birthday Candles. Set includes 8 perfectly rolled 3.5" joint candles. Please...
Birthday Candelabra Party Candle
With our fancy pants Birthday Candelabra Party Candle you can make any celebration a stately affair! Its elegant, classic-yet-contemporary form has 3 evenly-placed wicks that will class up your cake...
Incredible Candle
Watch in awe, as our Incredible Candle lives up to it's name! It sparkles It blooms It spins It plays the "Happy Birthday" Song It grants 3 wishes and shoots money out around the...
Happy F*cking Birthday Candles
Most of us age gracefully and accept the obligatory office birthday cake or impromptu birthday cake at a friends house with dignity. However, if you are the party planner for a Grumpy Gus, why...
Sunscreen Flask Set
Our ahh-mazing Sunscreen Flask Set brings a new meaning to SPF! Sun Protection Factor? Nahh... try Sneaky Person Flask! Now, don't be mistaken. We're not dismissing the importance of...
Let Us Glitter Bomb Your Friends
Yep! Perpetual Kid will Glitter Bomb your friends for you! Okay... with all the bad press glitter has been getting lately, we had to step in and defend, hands down, the best craft...
Happy F*cking Birthday Candles
Most of us age gracefully and accept the obligatory office birthday cake or impromptu birthday cake at a friends house with dignity. However, if you are the party planner for a Grumpy Gus, why...
Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner
What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends. For it is not made from ectoplasm,...
Bag Of Unicorn Farts
Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion.....
The Potty Piano
Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while...
