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We're giving you a very special *Thank You* for supporting a small business and because we just LOVE our customers!  As a special bonus, you will receive a free promotional Valentine's Day Gift Certificate equal to 10% of your order on your product purchases.   No need to add this gem to your cart, it will automatically be added to your cart as soon as you begin shopping.

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