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Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave and more Interesting Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean!

Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who knew!

Make your sink or tub interesting with this clever soap!  Convinced your political party's sh*t don't stink?  Think again!

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Made in the USA, Foam of the Brave!  2 oz. / .56 g. ​ #1 Choice of the Unwashed Masses. ​

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