Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean!
Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap! Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil. Who knew!
Make your sink or tub interesting with this clever soap! Convinced your political party's sh*t don't stink? Think again!
Made in the USA, Foam of the Brave! 2 oz. / .56 g. #1 Choice of the Unwashed Masses.