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French Fry Lip Balm

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Archie McPhee

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A quick fix for when you and your lips get that overwhelming craving for fast food!   Just smear some of our French Fry Lip Balm on your mouth, tongue or teeth and it's like you're leaving the drive-thru!  

As much as we all enjoy french fries, they're almost impossible to eat when you have chapped lips.   The salt just burns right into all those cracks in your lips... yeeouch!   So satisfy your french fry cravings and heal your lips at the same time!!!

Enjoy the freedom and break away from your McUrges for fast food!   Great for that group of ladies who always 'split' a plate of fries at the restaurant.   You know who we're talking about.   Oh yeah, we're one of them!  

Lip balm tube measures 2.5 inches long.   Works in hot and cold weather, trust us!