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Cool Gifts and French Fry Pen at Perpetual Kid. If you're reading this, then we're betting that your behavior already gets you some seriously strange looks. So,

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If you're reading this, then we're betting that your behavior already gets you some seriously strange looks.

So, you might as well give them something more to look at!  Our attention hungry French Fry Pen is starving to fulfill that role!

Not only will it stop people in their tracks, it will make your writing sizzle!    Sorry, it does not come with cheeseburger and large drink.

Measures approximately 6.5 inches long x .5 inch wide.  Resin.  Black ink. 

Item Number
PENN-0140
FRENCH FRY PEN
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