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Description

So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. You deserve treatment with our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm. Feel better after your first session!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Better than all mother brands!

So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother.

Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the time it takes to say “subliminal.” You’ll feel better after your first session!

  • Your lips deserve treatment
  • You only thinks it's eucalyptus
  • Soft, kissable lips are good for your ego
  • Made with all-natural, environmentally-friendly ingredients.
  • Made in the USA by assertive, well-adjusted people.

Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free, 100% Renewable Energy Offset with Sustainable Power. Tubes and caps made with over 40% recycled material.

Made with: Organic Sunflower Oil in denial, Organic Beeswax with long-lost memories, rational Organic Coconut Oil, emotional Organic Essential Oils of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E that might only be compensating, Organic Rosemary Extract (due to rebellious impulses), and Organic Calendula Extract because why defer gratification?

Eucalyptus mint flavor. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oils of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract. Twist bottom dispenser tube measures 2.5 inches long. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the mother of all stocking stuffers.

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BALM-9344
Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm
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Soft, kissable lips are good for your ego.

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