A small but overachieving bar, our Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap washes away germs and dirt and is guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience.
100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.
* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!
The soap you can slip on...
Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap.
Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization."
Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience.
- A small but overachieving soap
- Cucumber olive oil scent
- Gets you obsessively clean
- Washes away civilization and its discontents
- Temporarily cleanses your alter ego and super ego
- Effective at washing annoying psychobabble out of mouths
Cucumber olive scented mini bar or soap. 2 oz and measures approximately 2.25 inches long x 1.75 inches tall x 1 inch deep. Ingredients: Vegetable soap base, Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Fragrance, Virgin Olive Oil, Cucumber Oil. Not tested on Animals. Our Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap is Made in the USA.
*not effective against agoraphobia, arachnophobia, or xenophobia
- Item Number:
- SOAP-9733
- 814229009733
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