F*ck It All! Greeting Card
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Calgon, take me away!
No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your cares and attention for at least a fleeting moment as you escape to the sanctuary known as your bathtub, for some downtime with your rubber ducky, and a bottle of wine.
- Front: global pandemic? rising seas? deadly wildfires? shitty people? fat thighs? politics? fuck it all!
- Inside: blank for your personal message
Retro design features a dirty-mouthed bathing beauty having fun in the tub! Because there’s nothing like a warm bubble bath to help you lose your cares, when you feel like you may just lose your freaking mind.
- Printed on premium creme colored paper, coupled with a shimmery copper metallic envelope
- Eco-friendly, and locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
- Made in the USA by a woman-owned company
Not-so-squeaky clean vintage design. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Created by artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our carefree Fuck It All! Card is a fucking delight!
