Funny Birthday Cards

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Sprinkles Official Confettigram

$5.99

Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A righteous greeting card worthy to please the-one-and-only Kool and the Gang has arrived! This...

Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card

$4.99

If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting Better Birthday Card is a great send to all your besties. It's time to tell it like it is... We're Not...

Introvert Party Birthday Card

$4.99

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. Our Introvert Party Birthday Card is perfect because most introverts don't want the party or the attention! Right? Just a little... or large cake to share with your pets and maybe the tv or a good book...

Scratch Off Retro Caboodle Greeting Card

$5.99

Makeup your own scratch-off message! Our iconic Scratch Off Caboodle Greeting Card is a totally awesome card to have on hand - you know just in case... *ba dum tss*    Seriously, though. It's totally customizable, and there's no text inside...

Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

$5.99

Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery!  Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited card come packed full of fun! The clear envelope contains a folded card (blank inside) with...

Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch Card

$3.99

Bitch please, you're fabulous! Birthday cards are hard to find for that crafty friend that makes you jealous and admire them at the same time! Look no further, our Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch Card is here... the perfect card. That fabulous bitch...

Leave A Little Sparkle Wherever You Go Birthday Card

$3.99

Wanna make your birthday message crystal clear? Of quartz you do. Our hippy-go-lucky Leave A Little Sparkle Wherever You Go Birthday Card is guilty as positively charged! It will send good vibes to your crystal loving pal, no matter how great the...

Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card

$3.99

You've aged like fine wine! Send a birthday greeting to say you're as fine as wine with our Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card. Just like an old vintage bottle of wine, we get better as we age. It's definitely worth celebrating. This is...

Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card

$4.99

Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9. Age is just a number, right? We're firm...

Happy Birthday Honey Bear Retro Greeting Card

$3.99

You're so sweet to bear with me, honey. Our Happy Birthday, Honey Bear Card is the perfect gift to let your honey bear know that you care! This sweet card features mid-century modern art design with an old fashioned honey bear dispenser on the front.....

The Meaner You Are, The Longer You Live Birthday Card

$4.99

Immortally mean! For your meanest friends, only our The Longer You Live Birthday Card will do! They say to keep your circle tight and the inside jokes close. So all your besties that are like-minded will revel and laugh when getting this awesome...

God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today

$3.99

Channel some Wonder Woman + Chuck Norris today! Our God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today Card is inspirational to the reader. Today's YOUR day, don't let anyone take it from you. There are too many Debbie Downers out there that want...

OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

$4.99

Divine birthday wishes from upper management!  Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise when they open up the card and see that you remembered their birthday! So, snap up a stash of this...

Happy Birthday You Glorious B@stard Card

$3.99

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  Our Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card is the perfect birthday card for the guy that always pulls it off. He's intelligent, capable and...

Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card

$4.99

Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year wiser, another year older and another year of not being visited by the reaper. A funny card making light...

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