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Funny Birthday Cards

Shop our fun, cringey, hilarious or just downright sweet birthday cards!

Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card

$4.99

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a bad day with Rose Nyland wishing you a happy birthday? The mere sight of her angelic face conjures up...

Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card

$4.99

Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowadays! It's just a fun reminder that they were pushed out of their mom on this day. Let's celebrate! Thank...

Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend Birthday Card

$4.99

We wouldn't want anyone to feel bad!  Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend! Don't show any of our other friends this card.  I swear it's not because they all receive the same card on their birthdays!   Blank inside for a personal...

Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

$4.99

Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously.  Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl!  You probably haven't had time to pee without interruption in years.  Take today, you deserve it! Made in the USA! Printed on premium...

Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card

$4.99

Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior Citizen Bingo Greeting Card is a good way for everyone to have a good laugh at our own discomfort.  A...

You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card

$4.99

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card. It's a miracle... but kind of a gross miracle. Today is the day you were squeezed out of...

How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card

$4.99

Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthday card for folks that just seems to get more attractive as they age! Wouldn't we all appreciate a...

Top Secret File Decoder Birthday Card

$5.99

I spy with my little eye... Our Top Secret File Decoder Birthday Card! Maybe you have a funny, secret, inside joke to tell, or have something to say that prying eyes should never read, or you just really feel like messing with them! Banana! Whatever the...

Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card

$4.99

What were the thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER be able to get down to 11.5 inches tall! Inside: That’s why we always gave her a bad haircut. Happy...

Congrats On Another 365 Days Without Adulting Birthday Card

$4.99

Well done! Congratulations On Successfully Making It Another 365 Days Without Adulting! Please note: if you are over 25 and your parents hand deliver this to your "apartment" in the basement... it might actually be sarcasm.  If you're an amazing,...

Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card

$4.99

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she is a badass, we have nicer cards with different ways of saying that! Made in the USA! Printed on...

OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

$4.99

Divine birthday wishes from upper management!  Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise when they open up the card and see that you remembered their birthday! So, snap up a stash of this...

Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card

$4.99

Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, it's a fun card playing on the silent "P" in the name. Great birthday card for dinosaur and prehistoric...

80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card

$4.99

Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of the coolest 80's pop stars! Let's go crazy and express yourself with this totally awesome card...

Happy Birthday Honey Bear Retro Greeting Card

$3.99

You're so sweet to bear with me, honey. Our Happy Birthday, Honey Bear Card is the perfect gift to let your honey bear know that you care! This sweet card features mid-century modern art design with an old fashioned honey bear dispenser on the front.....

Fun + Fabulous Beach Birthday Sticker Card

$5.99

Sip me baby one more time! This colorful and celebratory Fun + Fabulous Beach Birthday Sticker Card is a fun card and gift all in one! The card comes with a kawaii-style removable coconut cocktail sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet...

Creepy Clown Birthday Card

$4.99

Unless there's balloon animals, no thanks! Give this Creepy Clown Birthday Card to your birthday friends with clown phobias... or maybe don't... but yeah, probably. Because as the card says, "Getting older is scary, but not as scary as being trapped in...

Let The Celebrations Be Gin Glitter Card

$5.99

Save water, drink gin! Our Let The Celebrations Be Gin Greeting Card is deliciously adorable! Let someone know you hope they have a gin-credible day! Adorned with colorful glitter and a three-dimensional sparkly cocktail of gin with limes! The only...

Birthday Toast Greeting Card

$5.99

A fun birthday toast for you! Our Birthday Toast Greeting Card is totally not crummy! You can crust us when we say this is one of the greatest cards ever! Adorned with a three-dimensional piece of toast wearing a party hat! The high quality matching...

Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card

$4.99

Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year wiser, another year older and another year of not being visited by the reaper. A funny card making light of...

Sprinkles Official Confettigram

$5.99

Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A righteous greeting card worthy to please the-one-and-only Kool and the Gang has arrived! This...

Happy Birthday Mooch Card

$4.99

Technically everyone’s a mooch on their birthday. Even though you didn't technically do anything except to be born, which wasn't even your accomplishment, but sure, you'll go ahead and take all the credit, gifts & wishes for it anyway. Made...

You're Excited About An Air Fryer Birthday Card

$3.99

This fridge makes that bullet ice!!! This Air Fryer Birthday Card pokes fun at the fact that our tastes, hobbies and wants change over the years. In our twenties, we never stayed home and were always looking forward to a party or club night. Nowadays...

Have A Meowgical Birthday Glitter Card

$5.99

Trifecta kitty creature! Our Have A Meowgical Birthday Greeting Glitter Card is purrrr magic! Nothing tops a cat unicorn rainbow trifecta! Nothing! Adorned with colorful glitter and a three-dimensional purr-fect magical kitty! The high quality matching...

Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card

$5.99

Paws-ibly the best card ever! Seriously. No kitten! It's official. Our adorable Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card has been voted The Bestest Card of the Year by the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee!  Send your fellow cat lovers warm fuzzies and an...

Party Pug Glitter Birthday Card

$5.99

Paw-sitively excited about your birthday! Our Party Pug Glitter Birthday Card is hoping you have a puggin awesome birthday! For pugs sake, you are never going to find a cutie birthday card so you can stop looking now! It's ruff out there getting...

Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card

$4.99

Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9. Age is just a number, right? We're firm believers...

Party Animal Glitter Greeting Card

$5.99

Pardon my frenchie... bulldog. Let's get this paw-ty started with our Party Animal Greeting Card! This adorable looking puppy is ready to hit the dog park and P A R T Y like balls are going out of style! Our Party Animal Greeting Card is adorned with a...

A Wise Woman Once Said F*ck This Sh*t Birthday Card

$3.99

Not my circus... not my monkeys Sometimes a good slice of advice can go a long way, just like our Wise Woman Birthday Card. It's good to let go and not stress about some things. When it comes to drama and people dragging you down in life, you just have...

Introvert Party Birthday Card

$4.99

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. Our Introvert Party Birthday Card is perfect because most introverts don't want the party or the attention! Right? Just a little... or large cake to share with your pets and maybe the tv or a good book...

The Meaner You Are, The Longer You Live Birthday Card

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Immortally mean! For your meanest friends, only our The Longer You Live Birthday Card will do! They say to keep your circle tight and the inside jokes close. So all your besties that are like-minded will revel and laugh when getting this awesome birthday...

Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch Card

$3.99

Bitch please, you're fabulous! Birthday cards are hard to find for that crafty friend that makes you jealous and admire them at the same time! Look no further, our Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch Card is here... the perfect card. That fabulous bitch...

Sassy Classy + Just A Little Bit Bad Assy Birthday Card

$3.99

The trick is balancing all three at the same time! Our advisory Sassy, Classy + Just A Little Bit Bad Assy Birthday Card is right up our alley for birthday cards! It's not too hard to do, just keep all parts equal... not too much of them individually...

Happy Birthday You Glorious B@stard Card

$3.99

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  Our Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card is the perfect birthday card for the guy that always pulls it off. He's intelligent, capable and always...

Leave A Little Sparkle Wherever You Go Birthday Card

$3.99

Wanna make your birthday message crystal clear? Of quartz you do. Our hippy-go-lucky Leave A Little Sparkle Wherever You Go Birthday Card is guilty as positively charged! It will send good vibes to your crystal loving pal, no matter how great the...

Happy Rainbow Vibes Birthday Sticker Card

$5.99

Sending happy vibes to you! This super bright Happy Rainbow Vibes Birthday Sticker Card is a fun card filled with good ju-ju and gift all in one! The card comes with a removable sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet or really anywhere...

I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card

$3.99

I didn't choose the Unicorn life, it chose me! Our fantastic I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card is for all of us with an inner-child that tends to drift off into day dreams often. Life can be a little too real sometimes and we like to take the "why...

Let's Taco Break To Celebrate Your Birthday Sticker Card

$5.99

Have a spec-taco-ular birthday! This super cute Let's Taco Break To Celebrate Your Birthday Sticker Card is a fun card and gift all in one! The card comes with a kawaii-style removable taco sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet or...

God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today

$3.99

Channel some Wonder Woman + Chuck Norris today! Our God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today Card is inspirational to the reader. Today's YOUR day, don't let anyone take it from you. There are too many Debbie Downers out there that want...

Scratch Off Retro Caboodle Greeting Card

$5.99

Makeup your own scratch-off message! Our iconic Scratch Off Caboodle Greeting Card is a totally awesome card to have on hand - you know just in case... *ba dum tss*    Seriously, though. It's totally customizable, and there's no text inside so...

Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card

$3.99

You've aged like fine wine! Send a birthday greeting to say you're as fine as wine with our Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card. Just like an old vintage bottle of wine, we get better as we age. It's definitely worth celebrating. This is...

Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

$5.99

Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery!  Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited card come packed full of fun! The clear envelope contains a folded card (blank inside) with...

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