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Funny Greeting Cards

We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!

Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card

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    You make my job not suck as much! Give your work buddy our Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card just wait for the endearing smiles! It's hard...

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    Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card

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    Nobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...

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    Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card

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    Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...

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    Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, You Stupid Idiot Greeting Card

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    Ugh, You're such a dummy! Of all people, you are the last one that should be hard on yourself! If you have a friend you can send this card to... y...

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    Connect The Dots F*ck Yeah Card

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    Connecting the dots has never been so fun! Our interactive Connect The Dots Fuck Yeah Card is a great card to give when you want to send an enthusi...

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    Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card

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    Paws-ibly the best card ever! Seriously. No kitten! It's official. Our adorable Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card has been voted The Bestest...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    Ted Happy Birthday Card

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    Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

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    Balloons and Shit Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

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    I Loaf You Cat Greeting Card

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    Calling all cat enthusiasts and pun aficionados - brace yourselves for the most adorable, bread-ful card ever! 🍞🐱 Presenting our 'I Loaf You Cat Gr...

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    Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card

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    Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

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    Don't Exert Yourself Too Much. I Know You Don't Like Sweating Birthday Card

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    Floats like a butterfly and stings like a son of a bee! 🦋🐝 Beautifully illustrated with a kaleidoscope of butterflies and inspirational words adorn...

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    Thanks Matey Kraken Octopus Card

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    Yo ho ho! Cheers, matey ! 🍾🐙 Arrr you looking for the perfect thank you card for your drinking buddy? Whether you're miles apart or 20, 000 leagues...

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    Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card

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    For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

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    I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card

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    You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

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    Least Annoying Coworker Award Ribbon

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    The award for "Least Annoying Coworker" goes to... The Office you work in may not have the equivalent of the Dundee Awards, but that doesn't mean1 ...

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    Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

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    Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

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    Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card

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    Those pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...

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    In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card

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    You weren't there to say No! Our making-amends In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card is perfect for those hilarious apologies. I was...

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    Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed is Legal Card

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    Times are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...

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    Here For The Candy Easter Card

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    I did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...

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    Just Shut Up About It Congratulations Card

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    Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

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    Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card

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    Make that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...

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    Your Cat Has Too Much Power Over You Birthday Card

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    You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

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