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Greeting Cards

Send someone a card! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears!

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Welcome To The Sh*t Show Friendship Card

$4.99
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Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card

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I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card

$4.99
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Retro Cakebox Happy Birthday Card

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May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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Thank You Plastic Bag Greeting Card

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Sorry I'm An Idiot Greeting Card

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Balloons For Jerks

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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card

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Confetti Prescription Greeting Card

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Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card

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High Fives 80's Aerobics Greeting Card

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Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card

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Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card

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You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card

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I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card

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Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card

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Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card

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No One Will Love You Like I Do, Except The Dog Birthday Card

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Things Won't Always Be This Shitty Encouragement Card

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Hooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card

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I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

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Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Honey Bear Retro Greeting Card

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The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card

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You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card

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Cupcakes Are Muffins That Believed in Miracles Greeting Card

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I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card

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Shut The Front Door Greeting Card

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Thank You For Raising Me Right Greeting Card

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Thinking Of You Makes Me Smile Friendship Card

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Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card

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Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card

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OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

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You're Vintage Video Game Birthday Card

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Crafty B*tch Happy Birthday Card

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Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card

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Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card

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Toasting You! Congratulations Greeting Card

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Friends Through Thick & Sin Greeting Card

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Remember When We Wanted To Become Adults? Greeting Card

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The Years Have Made You Butter Birthday Card

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Happy Birthday You Glorious B@stard Card

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Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card

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Life Is Butter With You Greeting Card

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Flip Phone Happy Birthday Card

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Friends Are Like Wedgies Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mooch Card

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You're the Coolest Greeting Card

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Let's Taco Break To Celebrate Your Birthday Sticker Card

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You Can't Find Sh*t Greeting Card

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You Deserve A Round Of Appaws Congratulations Card

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Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card

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Maybe Eating Carbs Would Help Encouragement Card

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Etch A Sketch Birthday Card

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Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card

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You're Pretty Even When I'm Not Drunk Greeting Card

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Exactly How Much Fun Can We Have Before We Go To Hell Greeting Card

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Let's Run Away From Our Problems Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than A 90's Sitcom Greeting Card

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Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card

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Prick Cactus Greeting Card

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We Go Together Like Drunk + Disorderly Friendship Card

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Behind Every Great Woman Friendship Card

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Glittery I Love You So F*cking Much Greeting Card

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Like A Fine Wine Or Aged Scotch, You Are Old And At The Bar Birthday Card

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I Got You A Folded Piece Of Paper Thank You Card

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I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card

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When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those F*ckers Greeting Card

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Congrats On Another 365 Days Without Adulting Birthday Card

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Your Gut Instincts Are Flawless Greeting Card

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Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, You Stupid Idiot Greeting Card

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I Love You To The Moon. After That All, Bets Are Off Card

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Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card

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Unbelievable Birthday Card

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Be A Fruit Loop In A World Of Cheerios Greeting Card

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You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some Nuts Greeting Card

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Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card

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Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card

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Rebel Without A Claus Christmas Card

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I Pooped In Your Bed Greeting Card

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Scratch & Sniff Churro Birthday Card

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Scratch Off Retro Caboodle Greeting Card

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Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

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You're the One That I Want Grease Greeting Card

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Party Pug Glitter Birthday Card

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Top Secret File Decoder Birthday Card

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Yo Friendship Greeting Card

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You Were Cool Once Birthday Card

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I Normally Hate People Thank You Card

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I'm Gonna Hug You So Hard You May Pee A Little Coronavirus Card

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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

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Party Animal Glitter Greeting Card

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80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card

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You Are My Human Panic Room Friendship Card

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You're the Best Greeting Card

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80's Boombox Serenade Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Valentine's Card

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