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You're an ass, but in a good way!

Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she is a badass, we have nicer cards with different ways of saying that!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Mother F*cker Card (yeah you!) is proudly made in badass Los Angeles!

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CARD-6431 
200199164310
Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card
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