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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $17.99

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

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Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

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Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lipos in the...

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Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than...

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Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$19.99

Stay committed... to keeping your purse off the dirty floor! Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this...

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Unicorn Plush Carrying Case

$12.99 $6.49

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

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Being Normal Was Boring Socks

$10.99

Because the best place to fit in is your feet inside our Being Normal Was Boring Socks! This sassy pair of socks features a picture-perfect scene, cleverly illustrated with a grey colorless background, and a young girl in bright red in the foreground...

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Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.99

A Kiss Will Make It Feel Better! Our Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a smooch-able bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE...

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Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$3.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x...

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Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare...

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Uranus Soap

$3.49

Uranus isn't just a planet Your bathroom isn't complete without Uranus Soap. If you're looking for a way to spice up your next family together, make sure you have this soap in plain sight! Tiny 2oz. hotel-size bar of soap** Unscented. Funny-Ass...

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Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks

$9.99

Great Gift For The Church Ladies Our glorious I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks seem to have fallen from heaven! A gift from the gods, you might say! So, like... We've always suspected she might be throwing a few back... but what we're most...

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Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

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Unicorn Inflatable Horn Headband

$4.99

It's your lucky day sunshine! Our fabulous Unicorn Inflatable Horn Headband is here to make all of your fantastical unicorn wishes come true!  With a few puffs... you can turn you into your favorite mythical creature with a gorgeous rainbow horn in...

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Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Fighting Words Socks Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen...

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Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

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Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

The early babe gets the worm! With the so-fish-ticated humor of our Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set, outdoorsy parents are guaranteed to fall for it hook, line, and sinker!  100% pure, BPA-free silicone wiggly worm-shaped...

Hangry Ankle Socks

$10.99

Hide your chocolate! Hide your cheese! No snack is safe when our Hangry Ankle Socks are in town! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look...

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Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes InThrow our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd probably...

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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better SocksMuch like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Ouch! Unicorn Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Behold The Unicorn Power Of Healing! It's not your imagination, our Ouch! Unicorn Bandages really do exist! In case you haven't heard, unicorn kisses actually do make everything better! Now you can lovingly look after any grazes, bumps or blisters with...

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Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

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F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are...

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Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security, our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will deter the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

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Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good?Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic pineapple...

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Bacon Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

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Grope On A Rope

$9.99

Feeling mucky? Get a grip on your hygiene with our cheeky Grope on a Rope bath soap! It's a hilarious reminder that there's at least one thing that is willing to get in a hot and steamy shower with you. This cupped palm-shaped soap is a touching gift...

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NASA Astronaut Space Suit Bib

$9.99 $5.99

Our Gama-Go NASA Astronaut Space Suit Bib will transport your dinners to a new realm that's simply out of this world! As starry-eyed as you are towards your offspring, if you're a parent, you're probably very familiar with unidentified flying objects,...

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Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most MenIf he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your...

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Rainbow Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little clouds are so happy to help you in...

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Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends

$5.49

Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Always have fruit at your fingertips super cute Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends! Just lightly scratch our these decals release their fruity scent! Featuring 5 different fruit designs and scents per pack! Pineapple,...

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Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Jumbo Flashing Bulb Santa Hat

$5.99 $2.99

Santa will be jealous! Show up in our Jumbo Flashing Bulb Santa Hat to your next Holiday party, and you're sure to steal the attention away from the Grinch in the corner. Soon to be your favorite Christmas Party accessory, this kooky Santa hat...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99 $3.49

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

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Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

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Pizza Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Our totally cheesy Gama-Go Pizza Bandages are sure to get a rise out of your favorite pizza lover. They simply can't be topped! Except with pepperoni that is. Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Yeah.. we know how that's going...

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Bored as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99 $7.99

Our Bored as F*ck Gym Socks are accurate AF some days, if not all days! These socks are the perfect attire to wear to the most boring of functions. Flash a little ankle, and you'll be able to break through the boredom with some well-deserved laughter!...

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Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

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Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box

$7.99

Totally Rocks! Equally compact as it is impressive our Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box totally rocks!  A fun starter set for kids or adults that are interested in discovering and identifying all kinds of rocks and minerals. This...

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Flashing Christmas Tree Hat Headband

$5.99 $2.99

Place your presents around the tree! Take a tree with you for Christmas! Adorable tree hat lights up with three flash modes in red, green and blue lights. The felt base tree is decorated with skirt netting, retro-shaped bulbs, beaded garland, and other...

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Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while...

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Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder

$4.99 $2.99

We've all heard the gross stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! We don't know if it's true, but we're not taking any chances! We're covering OUR toothbrushes with this adorable Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder. This cute hedgehog...

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I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

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Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote

$11.99

A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so much easier! With this wondrous Mary Poppins bag of your very own, there's room for a bouquet of items... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical...

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You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

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Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

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Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing with someone with selective hearing is enough to drive one completely mad. They're a perfect gift for your...

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Flashing LED Snowflake Holiday Knitted Hat

$9.99

Let them snow what's on your mind At frost glance, our Flashing LED Snowflake Holiday Knitted Hat may look like a regular winter scarf. But once the sun comes down, and the lights come on, you can expect an avalanche of compliments! Our fun and festive...

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I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Pissed Off Pineapple SocksOur deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not appropriate...

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Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

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