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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Blue Q Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

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Blue Q F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing library of awesomely fun...

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Blue Q Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$3.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x...

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Blue Q Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

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Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing about these socks, other...

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Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums up our felines just purrfectly...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.39

Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with yucky things and the macabre, so it's only...

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Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

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Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security, our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will deter the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchmacalits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already...

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I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Our deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not appropriate to deliver this message...

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Jewel of Denial Skeleton Halloween Ring

$11.99

Behold our painstakingly cool Jewel of Denial Skeleton Ring! From the looks of it, acquiring this jewel required some seriously grueling back-breaking work! Soul-crushing even. But lucky you, this pair worked their fingers to the bone, so you can have...

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Being Normal Was Boring Socks

$10.99

Because the best place to fit in is your feet inside our Being Normal Was Boring Socks! This sassy pair of socks features a picture-perfect scene, cleverly illustrated with a grey colorless background, and a young girl in bright red in the foreground...

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Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

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Blue Q Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over those little son-of-a-guns heads! (but is not interested in wearing black knee...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Sandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks are grape...

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Blue Q Rollin' In It Coin Purse

$3.99

Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true.  Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy!  What a cute doggy! Did we mention that its woven from...

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Blue Q Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

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Don't Hiss Me Off Halloween Snake Ring

$5.99

Our freakishly charming Don't Hiss Me Off Snake Ring is simply the bessst. Because who doesn't want to wear a danger noodle on their hand? While you may seem mild-mannered at first glance, you're letting bystanders know that you're ready to...

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Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Timberrrrr! You'll fall in love with Fred’s Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib and Teether Set! New for Fall 2018! This set by Fred and Friends turns your baby into a lovable lil lumberjack, complete with a suspenders-with-plaid bib, an appropriate...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Looking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but introverted pessimists need...

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I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit

$12.99

Our I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit is sure to get some double takes! What would you think if you saw a baby rolling down the street wearing this romper? Well, we'd automatically assume that Junior know how good he has it, and is not ashamed...

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I've Gone Batty Bat Necklace

$9.99

Our terrifyingly cute I've Gone Batty Bat Necklace will put your love of Halloween or mentality on full display! A scary cool gift for your favorite witchy woman, punk rock chick, or for your bat shit crazy self.  Much like when you're...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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Tin Foil Hat

$8.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

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You Stole My Heart Halloween Necklace

$12.99

Our anatomically correct You Stole My Heart Necklace is a shining example of a metaphorical phrase gone horribly wrong... It's as if some twisted soul, after binge-watching Full House with the Olsen Twins all weekend decided to take Uncle Joey's...

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Bite Your Tongue Teether

$9.99

Our Bite Your Tongue Teether by Fred is a new parenting essential. Because it's never too early to teach them to bite their tongue in certain situations! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Isn't that right, Martha? Just...

Blue Q I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a...

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He's a Ladies Man Infant Jumpsuit

$14.99

You'll go goo-goo gah-gah over our adorable He's a Ladies Man Infant Jumpsuit!  Big flirts come in small packages, and your little dude is melting hearts at the flash of those baby blues and giggly jiggly belly laugh. This long sleeve romper with...

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