Spring Gift Sale

Socks + Gear

Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Blue Q 50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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Blue Q Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Blue Q British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting formula lets...

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Blue Q Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Blue Q Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my...

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Blue Q Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our amazing Duchess of...

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Blue Q F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks

$10.99

When you have one last fuck to give our F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks will help you step through the landmine of bullshit that's awaiting your day. You'll flit, flutter, and leap like a trained ballet dancer as you dodge being pulled into the craps the drama...

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Blue Q Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your true colors with our...

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Blue Q I Have Mood Swings Socks

$10.99

While they may potentially be the last thing someone sees before you kick em to the curb, our I Have Mood Swings Socks playfully admit to your sometimes unexpected rapid change of demeanor.   The only thing that could make these socks better is if...

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Blue Q Jack The Ripper Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Most are not aware of my commitment to rid the world of unpleasant aromas. Please enjoy Jack the Ripper Lavatory Mist, the bottled version of my life's work. I think you'll be pleased with my meticulous standards when using this bathroom deodorizer. ...

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Blue Q Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

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Blue Q Medical Marijuana "Pencil Case"

$5.99

Do you suffer from a love of the smelly green stuff? Then this is the bag for you! Cleverly disguised as a pencil case, this pouch is perfect for carrying around your stash.   Because, really, who would call attention to their stash by actually...

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Blue Q Medical Marijuana Pocket Box

$5.99

Ok, we had the Medical Marijuana Cigar Box, and we thought THAT was perfect.  But why stop there?  We're on a roll! (Like literally on a roll. We made too many jays and needed another convenient place to store them.) Behold this GENIUS sized...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q Ocd Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you sure its closed? Our OCD Hand Sanitizer features clinical strength germ killer. Did someone just cough?...

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Blue Q Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

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Blue Q Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Blue Q Rollin' In It Coin Purse

$3.99

Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true.  Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy!  What a cute doggy! Did we mention that its woven from...

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Blue Q Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you spent time daydreaming and wishing...

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Blue Q Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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Blue Q Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Lion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is, truly a fearless bad ass of...

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Santa's Drinking Mitten
50% OFF

Santa's Drinking Mitten

$14.99 $7.49

Did anyone ever ask Santa what's on his list? It's our Santa's Drinking Mitten of course! Even Santa needs his Holiday Spirits, amiright? Slip on this festive mitten to keep your hand warm while you enjoy a yuletide brewski. It’s sized just right...

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Blue Q Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

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Blue Q Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

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Blue Q Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a...

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Blue Q Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Blue Q Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Proudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the...

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Blue Q Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen Mirren... we can think...

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Blue Q Handy Yeti Lunch Tote

$9.99

Throw your big, flat, rectangular hands up if lunch is your absolute favorite meal of the day!  The best is yeti to come and won't it be grand strolling into the office or classroom with our abominabley cute Handy Yeti Lunch Tote? This fella...

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Blue Q Hangry Ankle Socks

$10.99

Hide your chocolate! Hide your cheese! No snack is safe when our Hangry Ankle Socks are in town! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look...

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Blue Q Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd probably make a bad one! If this speaks...

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Blue Q I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what better way to flash...

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Blue Q I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

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