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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

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Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos

$4.49

Butterflies, hearts, and stars, oh my! With our Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos show the world that your heart is in the right place, even if it's plastered on your face! Have you had your heart set on a tattoo, but are afraid of the commitment? Take some...

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Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

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Jesus Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...

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Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your sweetie with kisses from far away.  Or you can send it to...

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Mandala Aromatherapy Rainbow Necklace

$12.99

Of course I inhaled... Our cosmically aligned Mandala Aromatherapy Rainbow Necklace beckons you to inhale your favorite essential oil scent all day long. This geometric design of our rainbow oxidized metal pendant resembles the mandala used in Hindu...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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Red Hot Heart-Shaped Sunglasses

$6.99

It was love at first sight Our iconic Red Hot Heart-Shaped Sunglasses scream 50's glam and 80's cool. It will be heart not to notice you about town when when you're wearing these Lolita loving glasses! Wear them shopping, to the beach, at the park,...

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Strawberry Quartz Heart Healing Stone

$6.99

Van Gogh, no! Send a heart not your ear. Heart of stone? Sounds you could benefit from our Strawberry Quartz Heart Healing Stone! If you believe in the power of healing crystals, toss this little number in your pocket, bra, or carry it in the palm of...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $3.59

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Cupcake Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Cover Your Cuts With Cute! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Experience the mouth-watering healing power of cupcakes! These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked goods to help heal physical...

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Witch Heart Necklace

$7.99

Basic Witch With Trouble Brewing You say "witch" like it's a bad thing? Our Basic Witch Heart Necklace gets straight to the point, without all of the hocus pocus and black magic.  Whether you're a practicing witch, or it just comes naturally...

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Crystal Growing Kit

$4.99

Breaking bad on the DIY scene is our new Amazing Crystal Garden!   A great project for the budding chemist or to spark an interest in crystals in anyone!   This kit contains special rocks and instructions for you to create your very own Crystal...

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Lemon-Aid Teether

$9.99

If life gives baby lemons, hopefully it’s our Chill, Baby Lemon-Aid Teether!  It's the teether with some bite! Got a teething sour puss on your hands? We got this! Easy peasy lemon squeezy! You'd bitter believe that you'll love watching...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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Ninja Baby Bib

$9.99

Does your little one have ninja like reflexes?Here comes the airplane? More like here come the ninja stars when little one is wearing our Ninja Baby Bib! Make mealtime more entertaining by transforming your tot into a super-cute and stealthy food...

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Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$19.99

Stay committed... to keeping your purse off the dirty floor! Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this...

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Sweet Hearts Aromatherapy Bracelet

$9.99

Quickly diffuse any situation Keep your favorite essential oil close at hand with our Sweet Hearts Aromatherapy Bracelet! This beautiful and cleverly disguised diffuser is mending hearts and calming minds while looking mighty damn fine with it's...

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Ebi Sushi Infant Bodysuit

$14.99 $13.59

Our adorable Ebi Sushi Infant Bodysuit is the perfect outfit your little shrimp! Fresh from the market, it's o-fish-ally all that and dim sum!  Your little one may be speaking gibberish but what they're trying to say is - look at miso cute and...

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F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?...

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Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle

$9.99 $8.99

New parent? Don’t fret! Give em our Fred's Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle, and let them wail! Does your baby like to crank it to 11? If so, you'll love taking their wah-wah sessions to the next level with this cleverly designed baby rattle! It's a...

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Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

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Super F*cking Awesome Socks

$10.99

Like Super Duper F*cking Awesome SocksOur Super Fucking Awesome Women's Ankle Socks are, well, super fucking awesome. As they do say so themselves! Know what else is super fucking awesome? You! You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your...

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Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos alive! Grocery shopping has never been so festive! ...

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I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks

$10.99

Our astronomically fun I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks are leaps and bounds above the rest! This bold yet cheeky pair of socks are the perfect ones to slip on when it's time to throw down or run for chairman of the board. Whether it's a dragon...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Read between the lines. Our Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks tells it like it is. There's no gushing Facebook post of undying love, just some honesty bundled up in a cozy pair of socks he may or may not forget to put in the hamper: I usually do...

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Handy Yeti Lunch Tote

$9.99

Throw your big, flat, rectangular hands up if lunch is your absolute favorite meal of the day!  The best is yeti to come and won't it be grand strolling into the office or classroom with our abominabley cute Handy Yeti Lunch Tote? This fella...

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Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

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Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

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Bird Of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace

$8.99 $8.09

The swallow bird is abundant in symbolism - love, freedom, hope and loyalty to name a few and has been a favorite element in tattoo designs since Moby Dick was a guppy. Our classic Bird of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace is looking to guide you safely through...

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F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn...

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Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic!   Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn?  Next time you trip into a bush, or walk face...

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Bear Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We Can Bear-ly Deal With How Cute This Is! We've all heard the scary stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! While we don't know if it's true, but it sounds plausible, so we're taking precautions and covering OUR toothbrushes with...

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Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

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Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

$10.99

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  A soft, cozy reprieve for your...

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Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

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Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

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Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We've all heard the gross stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! We don't know if it's true, but we're not taking any chances! We're covering OUR toothbrushes with this adorable Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder. This cute hedgehog...

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Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

$10.99

The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

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Beer Patriot Gym Socks

$11.99 $10.99

Our Beer Patriot Gym Socks are here to show your undying support for the land of the free, and the home of the most craft breweries in the world! These classically designed red, white, and blue socks feature the world BEER prominently at the top of the...

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Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

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Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly...

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Rollin' In It Coin Purse

$3.99

You Dirty Dog!Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true.  Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy!  What a cute doggy! Did we mention that its woven from 95%...

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Totally Fetching Collie Dog Snow Mask

$29.99

Attention all dog lovers! Our totally fetching Collie Ski Mask with Ears is just the winter accessory you need! You can hit the trail in quirky style with this adorable balaclava, while you enthusiastically run laps around the competition! Now we don't...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing...

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I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Funny Straight Forward SocksOur I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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