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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus...

Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

Record Player Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Nothing better than memories of vinyl! It may look like it belongs at a sock hop spinning Elvis or the Four Tops... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, loose change, or 45 RPM record adaptors in this fun case and toss it...

Can You Tabby What Time It Is? Watch

$12.99

It's always the perfect time for cats! So you think your cat's crazy antics are fun to watch? Imagine what she thinks of your silly human self! Your futile attempt to open that jar of pickles, find your keys in the morning or locate the glasses on top...

Cupcake Bandages

$5.49

Cover Your Cuts With Cute! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Experience the mouth-watering healing power of cupcakes! These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked goods to help heal physical...

Therapeutic Mushroom Stress Ball

$7.99

There's not mushroom for stress in your life Our Therapeutic Mushroom Stress Ball will relax you so much, you’ll feel like you’re a tiny gnome perched on its red and white cap, blowing bubbles as unicorns frolic in a nearby field. Wow,...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog...

Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.49

Get better at your own speed Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our...

Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings

$6.99

Sweet earrings for a sweet gal! If you're a sucker for fun, our Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings are the perfect fix for a boring day or a stale wardrobe! Sweeter than candy on a stick the eye-catching design of these rainbow swirly whirl...

Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins

$9.99

Sweet classic retro What is the sweetest way to top off any outfit?  Our Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins of course! Not just for sundaes anymore, you can wear this charming hairpin, guilt-free, any day of the week...! Cherry...

Unicorn Plush Carrying Case

$9.99

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

Hey Nerd! Retro Led Digital Watch

$11.99

Hey, McFly! According to our calculations it's one half past nerd o'clock.  Back in the day being called a nerd was mean... now it's a compliment! So you can call us nerdy nerd nerd all day!!! Our geek chic Hey Nerd! Retro LED Digital Watch is...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag

$11.99

Our Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag get two enthusiastic paws up! Because muttin says style like a proud pet parent pampering! Everyone's a little vane, there's not need to be ashamed! Even if you're feeling terrier'able after a ruff day a little...

Bacon Bandages

$5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

$12.99

They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is this due to their nurturing? Having a p*nis does not mean you can't be cat crazy! Warning signs of a...

Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your...

I'm Shy? No Sh*t Women's Socks

$10.99

If I wasn't shy, I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons. Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Our I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if you are fine with the following: Never initiating conversation ✓ Groups...

Mini Genuine Harmonica Necklace

$12.99

Take a harmonica wherever you go! Whether you have the blues or are filled with jubilee, our unique Mini Genuine Harmonica Necklace (that actually plays!) will be able to lift your spirits and banish your woes! What better present to yourself than a...

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.  Enjoy giving the...

Unicorn Shower Cap

$5.99

For magical showers! Proudly let your love of unicorns go to your head with our adorable Unicorn Shower Cap! Imagine how magical your bath time will be as you visual a plethora of rainbow-colored droplets engulfing you as you shower away all of...

Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.49

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

Rosie The Riveter Lip Balm

$3.49

We can do it! Rosie the Riveter represents the “can-do” spirit of America as well as the heroic role of women during WWII.  However, as tough and capable as she is, she can still get chapped lips!  Our tube of cherry-flavored Rosie...

Cowgirl Bandages

$5.49

Tough, Independent, and Adorable! Howdy cowpokes!  Let us introduce you to our Cowgirl Bandages! Although a cowgirl sure don't need no rescuing, in case she squats with her spurs on, it's a good idea to for her carry some of our Cowgirl Bandages in...

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.99

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.  Kissing cherries...

Enchanted Seas Mermaid Tail Lip Gloss

$4.99

Lips ahoy! It's our Enchanted Seas Mermaid Tail Lip Gloss!  Hang on to your seashell bra and get ready to make waves with this fin-tastic lip balm. Because no self-respecting mermaid or merman wants scaly lips.... keep your kisser properly...

Global Wishes Dandelion Necklace

$12.99

Best wishes! Dandelions are proof that perception is the key to happiness.  Where some may see a lawn full of weeds, the lucky ones see a field full of wishes! While counting your blessings and being grateful is wonderful, being given the...

Kawaii Silly Spidey Socks

$8.99

You silly spider! Since Spidey was knee high to a grasshopper he has been honing his super humor power!   Our ankle-biter Kawaii Silly Spidey Socks are just what you need to put some swing in your sling and swagger in your step!   Added...

Futuristic Faceless LED Wristwatch

$12.99

Incognito watch from the future! Our super stealthy Futuristic Faceless LED Wristwatch is a fun conversation piece - that is, once its secret identity is revealed.... a covert operative of Father Time! muahahaha! Looks like a common metal...

Head In The Stars Hair Pins

$9.99

Is your head in the stars? It's time to get the party star-ted with our Head in the Stars Hair Pins! Whether you're preparing for a night out on the town or an evening under the stars, with a simple twist these spiral hair pins will be a stellar...

Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss

$4.99

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and kawaii for your lips! Camping. Maybe you do it for the crackling warmth of a radiant campfire. Good times...

You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace

$9.99

Get kraken! Are you a sucker for anything octopus related?  Is there a special someone in your life who has their tentacles wrapped around your every thought?  Good news... our totally adorabilis You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace has...

Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster

$9.99

A unique bracelet fit for a unicorn Our charming Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster is a bright and colorful way to add some magic to your day! Believe In Unicorns Bracelet Features 3 charms - The words Believe, and Unicorn, and a...

I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Tote

$22.99

It goes both ways! Just a friendly PSA... if you don't believe in unicorns they won't believe in you! And our fierce unicorn pal featured on the front of our I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Shopper is just looking for a reason to believe in you again...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than...

Pickle Bandages

$5.49

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...

Party Photo Prop Headbands

$6.99

Our positively silly Party Photo Prop Headbands will keep your hands free to strike the ultimate selfie pose! This party-minded set is packed with a brilliant selection of party headbands. With a set of eight clip-on props you can accurately present...

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.49

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The Intorverted Looking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Bacon Lip Balm

$3.99

Mmmm bacon! Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips...

Rubber Chicken Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The Comedian In Your Life Your feet will immediately begin to feel funny wearing our Rubber Chicken Socks!  Socks are the ultimate way to add your wacky personality to your wardrobe, so why not use the world's most random punchline to...

Happy Cloud Lip Gloss

$4.99

Our Happy Cloud Lip Gloss is a sweetly scented clear lip balm inside of a cheerful cloud!   Imagine looking down in your purse on a dreary day. Among receipts the keys you can't seem to find, a happy cloud face smiles up at you. It's not just any...

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

$8.99

Doth thou suffer from dry lips? To be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question!    This set of three Shakespearean lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet (Apple) and Macbeth (Orange). (Those in the know...

Sloth Socks

$10.49

Attention sloth aficionados! Our Sloth Socks are the ideal socks for taking it easy. Seriously, get a grip all ready! When you wear these socks, it looks like a tiny sloth is clinging to your ankle. So if life seems to be going by too fast, all...

Not Your Grandma's Change Purse

$11.99

Classic style! You wanna know why this isn't your grandma's coin purse?  The obvious reason would be that it doesn't have a selection of hard candies, a spare Datsun key and empty gum wrappers on the bottom. We know grandma would enjoy the...

Moonstone Unicorn Ring

$9.99

Dainty and magical! Just as pretty as a ring can be! A rainbow of colors twirl in the in the spotlight with our Moonstone Unicorn Ring. Adjustable sizing Our Moonstone Unicorn Ring is an incredibly awesome accessory for unicorn lovers - whether...

Kawaii Cuddly Cap Socks

$8.99

Kawaii superheros for your feet!   Show off your love for the good old Red, White, and Blue with our Kawaii Cuddly Cap Socks!   Avenger of tight fitting shoes and open toe hippy sandals, this patriotic sole has been training his whole life...

Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.49

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.49

May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a...

Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your sweetie with kisses from far away.  Or you can send it...

You Are My Sunshine Bff Necklace Set

$9.99

Let them know they are your sunshine! Let someone know that they make you happy when skies are grey with our adorable + thoughtful You Are My Sunshine Necklace Set!  (◠‿◠) ☂☁ Whether it's a gift for your BFF, BF, GF, BAE or your...

Bravery Bandages

$5.49

Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale...

Dark Starry Night Crescent Moon Watch

$9.99

Dark Side of the Moon Our Dark Starry Night Crescent Moon Watch is one you'll want to keep an eye on, if your love of the moon and stars is anything but a passing phase! While it's basic black, it's anything but basic! The over-sized face features a...

Best F*cking B*tches Necklace Set

$11.99

BFF or BFB? What do you give to the one person who has been through thick and thin, the good, the bad, and the ugly and still puts up with your sh*t and loves you like no other? Well, until they need a kidney, try sharing a laugh with your BFF by...

Time Spent With Cats Is Never Wasted Watch

$12.99

Is it just us, or do all cats seem to be able too look deep into your soul?  Sure, sometimes it may feel like they are looking for your weakness so they can kill you, but most of the time their gaze seems one straight out of Ancient Aliens. There's...

T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace

$12.99

RAWR!  I'm a dinosaur necklace! Our dino-mite T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace is the perfect accessory for when you're feeling fierce and unstoppable! An awesome gift for the budding paleontologist or Jurassic Park fan!  Show them that you...

The Scream Bandages

$5.49

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$4.49

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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