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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.99

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.  Kissing cherries...

Cowgirl Bandages

$5.49

Tough, Independent, and Adorable! Howdy cowpokes!  Let us introduce you to our Cowgirl Bandages! Although a cowgirl sure don't need no rescuing, in case she squats with her spurs on, it's a good idea to for her carry some of our Cowgirl Bandages in...

Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch

$7.99

When is never too much, too much? Our sassy and bold Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch challenges you to see how much stuff can get in there. Let's be honest, we all need a junk drawer for our purse where the potpourri of madness occurs daily. Made from...

Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

$12.99

Got a grumpy old man?  Like we needed to be told you're grumpy!  Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about yours? Dad loves being a grumpy old guy -enjoying the finer things in life like not caring what...

Mom Purse Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a mom purse right out of the 80's...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or mints in this carry case and toss it in your purse or bag! It's 3D...

No Regrets Bandages

$5.99

I regret nothing... except that chili dog for dinner! You won't have any regrets about getting hurt after you paste on one of these No Regrets Bandages. The people that live life with no regrets could probably use a few dozen boxes of bandages, wouldn't...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than you...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Coolest Guy On The Conference Call Men's Socks

$12.99

Does your boss schedule calls to schedule calls?  Ugh.  At least you can have some fun with it!  Now these are for the coolest guy, which is NOT the person that talks the most.  That guy just likes to hear himself talk. Probably the...

I Identify As Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

 These socks say I can do what I want! Our oddity forward I Identify As Me Ankle Socks are just like you, unique, one-of-a-kind and on another level. Ain't no one else quite like you - and that's just how you like it! This statement is so cool...

Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly...

Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish vixen,...

Record Player Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Nothing better than memories of vinyl! It may look like it belongs at a sock hop spinning Elvis or the Four Tops... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, loose change, or 45 RPM record adaptors in this fun case and toss it in...

Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.49

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File

$6.99 $3.99

Hello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In the natural setting of your family room, house panthers are known to trick you into thinking they want a...

Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks

$10.99

You can stick that clock where the sun don't shine. With our ever-so-chipper Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks your outfit will be anything but a snooze fest, even when you're just sitting there on your rooster! Not a morning person? Us either...

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.49

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...

Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...

Bravery Bandages

$5.49

Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale...

401K Coin Purse

$4.99

Retirement Plan Coin Purse If you can fit your life savings in our 401K Coin Purse, you'll definitely need this laugh! In all seriousness, they say that by the time you retire, you should have something like 2 million in savings. We say, everyone's got...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Super F*cking Awesome Socks

$10.99

Like Super Duper F*cking Awesome SocksOur Super Fucking Awesome Women's Ankle Socks are, well, super fucking awesome. As they do say so themselves! Know what else is super fucking awesome? You! You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your...

You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster

$9.99 $7.99

A unique bracelet fit for a unicorn Our charming Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster is a bright and colorful way to add some magic to your day! Believe In Unicorns Bracelet Features 3 charms - The words Believe, and Unicorn, and a...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.49

May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a...

Hangry Ankle Socks

$10.99

Hide your chocolate! Hide your cheese! No snack is safe when our Hangry Ankle Socks are in town! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look...

I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

$12.99

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold.   We're not saying men can't handle being sick... but these socks sure are! Call a waaa-mbulance my honey's nose is running! Is this...

Mini Genuine Harmonica Necklace

$12.99

Take a harmonica wherever you go! Whether you have the blues or are filled with jubilee, our unique Mini Genuine Harmonica Necklace (that actually plays!) will be able to lift your spirits and banish your woes! What better present to yourself than a...

My Filter Needs To Be Replaced Ankle Socks

$10.99

Your trap is dirty! Before you get a chance to open your trap and insult someone... warn them with these fun and bold socks, so they have a chance to run away. Is honesty really the best medicine? Did you really need to say that? Have you recently been...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work SocksOur classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl of...

Tiny Hands Handages Bandages

$5.49

Clumsy? Let's have a show of hands. Get your hands on our Tiny Hands Handages Bandages if you're an uncoordinated mess, and things tend to get out of hand quite easily. If you're like us, you've realized by now that it's always good to leave the...

F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog...

Dogs: Here To Remind You Everything Is Very Exciting Pouch

$10.99

Howl you doin? Everything is very exciting for dogs and they're here to remind you about our awesome Dogs Jumbo Pouch! This is the BEST bag! It's amazing! You can't live without it! Just TRY and live without it! Is that a squirrel? Made from recycled...

Mocha Almond Lip Shit Lip Balm

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm Our Mocha Almond Lip Shit really gets you going! This fantastic lip balm moisturizes and protects your lips every time you put it on. It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply! All natural Fun...

Polite as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Are you a polite person?  Our daringly discourteous Polite as F*ck Gym Socks are as colorful as the ill-mannered language they put on display! You're such a model citizen, but you need these socks to really let everyone know! Polite as fuck, you...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace

$9.99

Get kraken! Are you a sucker for anything octopus related?  Is there a special someone in your life who has their tentacles wrapped around your every thought?  Good news... our totally adorabilis You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace has...

Being Normal Was Boring Socks

$10.99

Because the best place to fit in is your feet inside our Being Normal Was Boring Socks! This sassy pair of socks features a picture-perfect scene, cleverly illustrated with a grey colorless background, and a young girl in bright red in the foreground...

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$16.99

Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out different luminous effects. Now you can let your inner glow out! Shine and...

Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss

$4.99

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and kawaii for your lips! Camping. Maybe you do it for the crackling warmth of a radiant campfire. Good times...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck on...

Kitten Bandages

$5.99

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...

Rainbow Bandages

$5.99

Damn, I'm cute for a bandage! Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little clouds...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The Intorverted Looking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

Kawaii Silly Spidey Socks

$8.99

You silly spider! Since Spidey was knee high to a grasshopper he has been honing his super humor power!   Our ankle-biter Kawaii Silly Spidey Socks are just what you need to put some swing in your sling and swagger in your step!   Added Bonus!...

Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio, making...

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

$8.99

Doth thou suffer from dry lips? To be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question!    This set of three Shakespearean lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet (Apple) and Macbeth (Orange). (Those in the know refer...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

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