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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Butthead Of The Household Men's Socks

$12.99

See what we did there? Our bold Butthead of the Household Men's Crew Socks are the perfect socks for the proud self-proclaimed home decision-maker. The head of the house can be defined in many ways like, the holder of the remote, dinner decider or...

I Won a Goldfish Carnival Earrings

$5.99

We have a winner! We think it's fair to say that our I Won a Goldfish Earrings will be a playful addition to your wardrobe! As a matter of fact, they really hit the bullseye. (And we have ourselves a winner!) These eye-catching fishies symbolize your...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Pissed Off Pineapple Socks Our deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not appropriate...

Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing with someone with selective hearing is enough to drive one completely mad. They're a perfect gift for your...

Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

I Left The Seat Up For You Men's Socks

$12.99

You're such a gentleman... Sigh.  Do you know a guy, any guy? Great! We have the perfect gift to give them!  Is it lazy? Survival of the fittest?  Not caring?  Or most like... hearing people complaining about getting a butt splash...

Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss

$4.99

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and kawaii for your lips! Camping. Maybe you do it for the crackling warmth of a radiant campfire. Good times...

Affectionate Octopus Ring

$4.99

Let's get kraken! We're not squidding, our Affectionate Octopus Ring was love at first squeeze. We promise, it totally does not suck!   Now tentacley, there are only 3 arms wrapped around your finger, but we know a sea monster when we sea one!...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Less You, More Me Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Please Go Away Today Socks For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor, our Less You More Me Kind Of Day Women's Socks are there to cheer you one! Because some days you can only...

Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$4.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 3...

I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper

$11.99

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, honk the horn! Even UFO space ladies need to hit the store on-the-go, so our I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper is just the bag to use. It's HUGE and great for shopping! Hauls (with chutzpah) groceries, crafts,...

I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote

$9.99

Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...

Meh Bandages

$5.99

Meh, it's no biggie. Our Meh Bandages are for when they situation is just meh.  Not too bad that you need to cry... but you do anyway for some sy-MEh-pathy.   These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the...

People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats?  Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...

Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch

$7.99

When is never too much, too much? Our sassy and bold Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch challenges you to see how much stuff can get in there. Let's be honest, we all need a junk drawer for our purse where the potpourri of madness occurs daily. Made from...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

$10.99

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  A soft, cozy reprieve for your...

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.  Enjoy giving the universe...

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the time...

Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

$12.99

They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is this due to their nurturing? Having a p*nis does not mean you can't be cat crazy! Warning signs of a crazy...

President Of Local Gas Company Men's Socks

$12.99

It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom. Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks. Maybe it's the meal planning? Maybe it's the finger pulling? Some...

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare...

Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For Her Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog loving pal? No reason so chase your tail over finding the right one! We've caught you just in a lick...

Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49 $3.95

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your sweetie with kisses from far away.  Or you can send it to...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$4.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better Socks Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that everyone can make one. And we just love when shit's all...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $26.39

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99 $4.39

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than you...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

Boom Box Beverage Cooler

$19.99

Boom Boom Box! An old skool blast(er) from the past, our Totally 80's BoomBox Beverage Cooler is a throwback to the day of mixtapes, breakdancing, and songs of summer! And we couldn't be more amped about it! A good boombox and mixtape used to be all it...

Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case

$5.99

Let's just skip the small talk... Keep all your pencils, toothbrushes, receipts and doo-dads in one place with our Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case. She loved interesting conversations and also silence. But the space in between, she could do...

Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace

$9.99

Get kraken! Are you a sucker for anything octopus related?  Is there a special someone in your life who has their tentacles wrapped around your every thought?  Good news... our totally adorabilis You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace has...

Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.49 $4.83

A Kiss Will Make It Feel Better! Our Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a smooch-able bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY!...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your true...

Being Normal Was Boring Socks

$10.99

Because the best place to fit in is your feet inside our Being Normal Was Boring Socks! This sassy pair of socks features a picture-perfect scene, cleverly illustrated with a grey colorless background, and a young girl in bright red in the foreground...

Your Team Sucks Men's Socks

$12.99

 In your face! We can't all be billionaires to deal with a 2% wealth tax AND having enough money to buy the perfect socks for every game we watch! One size fits all sports! Football, hockey, baseball, curling... Great colors to match any jersey you...

Bacon Bandages

$5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

Over The Rainbow Bracelet Watch

$14.99

We're over the rainbow! Our fun and fabulous Over the Rainbow Bracelet is a colorful reminder to celebrate love and happiness! And maybe make it somewhere on time for once! What time is it? It's time to add some sparkle to your day! It's also possibly...

You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

Can You Tabby What Time It Is? Watch

$12.99 $11.43

It's always the perfect time for cats! So you think your cat's crazy antics are fun to watch? Imagine what she thinks of your silly human self! Your futile attempt to open that jar of pickles, find your keys in the morning or locate the glasses on top of...

Coolest Guy On The Conference Call Men's Socks

$12.99

Does your boss schedule calls to schedule calls?  Ugh.  At least you can have some fun with it!  Now these are for the coolest guy, which is NOT the person that talks the most.  That guy just likes to hear himself talk. Probably the...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99 $8.79

Socks For The Intorverted Looking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Best F*cking B*tches Necklace Set

$11.99

BFF or BFB? What do you give to the one person who has been through thick and thin, the good, the bad, and the ugly and still puts up with your sh*t and loves you like no other? Well, until they need a kidney, try sharing a laugh with your BFF by...

Head In The Stars Hair Pins

$9.99

Is your head in the stars? It's time to get the party star-ted with our Head in the Stars Hair Pins! Whether you're preparing for a night out on the town or an evening under the stars, with a simple twist these spiral hair pins will be a stellar addition...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49 $8.35

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

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