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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

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Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women. They...

I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

I'm Shy? No Sh*t Women's Socks

$10.99

If I wasn't shy, I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons. Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Our I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if you are fine with the following: Never initiating conversation ✓ Groups...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote.  You just simply can't beet this tote!   Say it while you're at work!  Say it while you're on a picnic!  Say it while...

P Is for Pterodactyl - The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

$17.99

Seriously... this is terrible! Turning the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, P is for Pterodactyl is perfect for anyone who has ever been stumped by silent letters or confused by absurd homophones. This whimsical, unique book takes...

Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File

$6.99

Hello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In the natural setting of your family room, house panthers are known to trick you into thinking they want a...

Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish vixen,...

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

$10.99

Hear ye!  Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible... The Most Dysfunctional Family in the World!  What's that?  You don't want tickets? ...

Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

Heya, what's Kraken? Did you know that octopuses are masters of camouflage? It's true! Well, most octopuses. Not this guy, though. For our ink-credibly cute Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote, blending in just isn't his thing. When he's not under the sea...

Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!   Maybe you woke up thinking it was Friday but it's...

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.  Enjoy giving the...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable image of a gnome and Big Foot in a magical mushroom...

Big Bucks Coin Purse

$4.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Good Vibrations Shoulder Tote

$19.99

I'm picking up good crystal vibrations! I'm filling up good vibrations, I'm carrying around good vibrations, I'm loving these good vibrations with this perfect carry around Good Vibrations Shoulder Tote! Carry-everywhere Made from recycled...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

Hangry Ankle Socks

$10.99

Hide your chocolate! Hide your cheese! No snack is safe when our Hangry Ankle Socks are in town! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look...

I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks

$10.99

Our astronomically fun I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks are leaps and bounds above the rest! This bold yet cheeky pair of socks are the perfect ones to slip on when it's time to throw down or run for chairman of the board. Whether it's a dragon...

Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote

$11.99

A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so much easier! With this wondrous Mary Poppins bag of your very own, there's room for a bouquet of items... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch

$7.99

When is never too much, too much? Our sassy and bold Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch challenges you to see how much stuff can get in there. Let's be honest, we all need a junk drawer for our purse where the potpourri of madness occurs daily. Made from...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that everyone can make one. And we just love when shit's all...

Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch

$10.99

Slightly obsessed with cats! This a-meow-zing bag loves you just like a cat: inconsistently and despite itself! JK, Our Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch loves you all the time and forever! Made from recycled material Large pouch Fun...

Chill Baby Suckulent Teether

$9.99

It's succulent! Our Chill Baby Suckulent Teether is on point as the new favorite gift to receive at baby showers. After all, it's best to get them started on puns early... and you'll be so glad you pricked this teether to kick off the...

Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos alive! Grocery shopping has never been so festive! ...

Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

The early babe gets the worm! With the so-fish-ticated humor of our Dressed To Spill Fisherman Bib + Teether Set, outdoorsy parents are guaranteed to fall for it hook, line, and sinker!  100% pure, BPA-free silicone wiggly worm-shaped...

Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For Her Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn...

Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Fighting Words Socks Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen...

Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks

$10.99

Camping Socks Our I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks will capture the ecstatic f*cking bliss you feel from escaping fluorescent lights and embracing the great outdoors!  Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of communing with nature: birds, bugs, blue skies,...

I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Pissed Off Pineapple Socks Our deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not...

Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Read between the lines. Our Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks tells it like it is. There's no gushing Facebook post of undying love, just some honesty bundled up in a cozy pair of socks he may or may not forget to put in the hamper: I usually do...

Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! Socks If you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?...

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

$12.99

Got a grumpy old man?  Like we needed to be told you're grumpy!  Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about yours? Dad loves being a grumpy old guy -enjoying the finer things in life like not caring what...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper

$11.99

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, honk the horn! Even UFO space ladies need to hit the store on-the-go, so our I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper is just the bag to use. It's HUGE and great for shopping! Hauls (with chutzpah) groceries, crafts,...

I'm A Nerd. And Not The Cool Kind Women's Socks

$10.99

Nerd? I prefer the term "more intelligent than you" much better. It's nice to see geek and nerd culture become popular, but some of us are nerdier than cool nerd status. Slip on a pair of our I'm A Nerd. And Not the Cool Kind Women's Crew Socks and let...

Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss

$4.99

Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny disposition this smiling little fella is just who you want hanging around, so you can keep your lips...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your Live Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF - Best Furry Friend.  Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Salad Daze SocksSandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine...

Resting Snack Face Handy Tote

$9.99

The lion's share of people will love this bag We'd be lion if we didn't think that everyone should have this Resting Snack Face Handy Tote. It's cute and holds stuff... most notably snacks! We love snacks! Who doesn't love snacks? This tote fits A LOT...

Weed Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some coinage...

You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

$4.99

Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you.  Just.  The way.  You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material!  Used...

Being Normal Was Boring Socks

$10.99

Because the best place to fit in is your feet inside our Being Normal Was Boring Socks! This sassy pair of socks features a picture-perfect scene, cleverly illustrated with a grey colorless background, and a young girl in bright red in the foreground...

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