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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Vintage Scaredy Cat Head Face Mask

$12.99

Don't be a jerk-o-lantern. Wear a mask this Halloween season. Screaming to get out of the house? Totally ghoul.  Just grab our Vintage Scaredy Cat Head Face Mask, before meeting up with the rest of your coven, or dishing out trick-or-treats to the...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion

$14.99

Keep it Saucy! Our Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion is truly awesome. Infused with natural antioxidants and essential nutrients, this sparkly magical lotion will leave your skin feeling radiant, because you are a rock star! Non metallic, non...

Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Big Bucks Coin Purse

$4.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.49

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...

Boyfriend Bath Bomb

$7.99

Mr. Right... now Our Boyfriend Bath Bomb is a sweet scoop of fun and guaranteed to help fizz your cares away.  One fancy Mr. Right inside each bath bomb.  Approximately 6 oz.

Butthead Of The Household Men's Socks

$12.99

See what we did there? Our bold Butthead of the Household Men's Crew Socks are the perfect socks for the proud self-proclaimed home decision-maker. The head of the house can be defined in many ways like, the holder of the remote, dinner decider or...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$4.49

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

Come Sailor Away Face Mask

$12.99

Seas the day! Boating, going to the beach or manning a kiddie pool, our reel manly captain's mask is absolutely to dive for! Handmade in the USA from 3 layers of fabric Two outer pieces with print and color are 100% cotton Hidden 3rd layer is a...

Cotton Candy Scented Glitter Sunscreen

$19.99

Skin protection never sparkled and smelled so good! This super fun Cotton Candy Scented Iridescent Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection and 80 minutes of water resistance. Your...

Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

$12.99

They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is this due to their nurturing? Having a p*nis does not mean you can't be cat crazy! Warning signs of a crazy...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

Dino-sore Dinosaur Bandages

$5.99

Kinda-sore or dino-sore? If these Tyrannosaurus Rex bandages had only existed millions of years ago, those meteor sized boo boos could have saved the dinosaurs!   Apply one of these Dino-Sore Bandages and your ouchie will be extinct in no...

Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat Socks What's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

Doom & Gloom Holographic Glitter Moisturizing Potion

$14.99

Be a sparkling little ray of darkness Our Doom & Gloom Holographic Glitter Moisturizing Potion is for all you daydreamers and night thinkers, we concocted this just for you to glitter vamp it up! The moisturizing potion contains black holographic...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your...

F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss

$9.99

Berry kisses are the balm! This gorgeous Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss not only tastes delicious but it keeps you hydrated and protected. The 50+ SPF is nourishing and provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection. Protect those lips and look...

Global Wishes Dandelion Necklace

$12.99

Best wishes! Dandelions are proof that perception is the key to happiness.  Where some may see a lawn full of weeds, the lucky ones see a field full of wishes! While counting your blessings and being grateful is wonderful, being given the...

Gnome Place Like Home Face Mask

$12.99

Gnome pun intended. Even if you enjoy avoiding human contact during this crazy pandemic/apocalypse, sometimes you have to leave the comfort of your own home and venture out into the wild public domain. Perhaps you're itching to hang with your gnomies,...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

Head In The Stars Hair Pins

$9.99

Is your head in the stars? It's time to get the party star-ted with our Head in the Stars Hair Pins! Whether you're preparing for a night out on the town or an evening under the stars, with a simple twist these spiral hair pins will be a stellar addition...

Hell-No Kitty Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

High Quality Snow Mask! We're not sure what we did to deserve this but our Hell-No Kitty Ski Mask hiss just arrived and it is everything you could want and meowr! It's true... we're totally not kitten! Now you can hit the trail with your cattitude on...

Hip to Be Square Geometric Cube Face Mask

$12.99

Un-parallelogram-ed in the style department Our stylish Hip to Be Square Cube Mask is acute gift for the geometrically-minded individual! It's pink, orange, and white geometric design features scattered parallelograms that form tumbling cubes when...

I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Tote

$18.99

It goes both ways! Just a friendly PSA... if you don't believe in unicorns they won't believe in you! And our fierce unicorn pal featured on the front of our I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Shopper is just looking for a reason to believe in you again...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

$10.99

Day of firewalking ahead of you?  Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the morning!   These badass ankle socks feature a message to be hidden from plain site...

I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper

$11.99

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, honk the horn! Even UFO space ladies need to hit the store on-the-go, so our I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper is just the bag to use. It's HUGE and great for shopping! Hauls (with chutzpah) groceries, crafts,...

I'm A Dog Person Keychain + Tag Set

$12.99

Dog people have Paw-fect friendships! Set the record straight, right away, with our I'm A Dog Person Keychain + Tag Set. The set comes with a fabulous keychain that states, "I'm a dog person" while the tag for the dog says, "I'm a person dog" which will...

I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

It's in the Cards Tarot Halloween Face Mask

$12.99

Creeping out of the house without a mask? Witch, please. Turns out we were all dealt The Hermit card in 2020. But fear not! Our It's in the Cards Tarot Halloween Face Mask will lift your spirits! (and possibly levitate you 3 feet off the ground...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than...

Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...

Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss

$4.99

Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny disposition this smiling little fella is just who you want hanging around, so you can keep your lips moisturized...

Kid's Black Cat Face Mask

$8.99

This mask is a-meow-zingly cute! Kids will be excited to wear our Black Cat Face Mask for because it's so cute, happy and awesome! It's an easy breathe mask featuring a double layer of cotton which makes it simple to wash and tumble dry between wearing...

Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better Socks Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

Kitschy Cocktail Hour Face Mask

$12.99

Wine, beer, liquor, booze... Shirley Temple? No matter your drink of choice, we've got you covered - your face that is - with our handmade Kitschy Cocktail Hour Face Mask! Handsomely decorated with a swanky array of retro decanters and etched...

Leopard Print Neck Gaiter Scarf

$9.99

Functional and fashionable! If you are always misplacing your mask this is a great stylish solution.  Just drop your face covering down onto your neck as a scarf, or use it as a headband.  Our gaiter scarf is a step up from other...

Leopard Print Shoelaces

$7.99

Let's hit the thrift stores! These hot Leopard Print Shoelaces are made from fabric featuring classic leopard print pattern. Great retro feel, perfect for anyone who loves vintage and retro clothing. Why wear plain shoelaces when you express...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$9.99

You glow girl! Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out different luminous effects. Now you can let your inner...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Be a Mermaid and Make Waves We're shell shocked by the size of our Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch. You'l have to sea it to believe it!  You'll want to have and to hold this buxom beauty on you at all times. The beautiful raven haired maiden is...

Metallic Floral Face Mask

$12.99

Stay safe and beautiful! Our beautiful handmade Metallic Floral Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing is not possible. This mask is sewn of two layers of closely...

Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most Men If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but...

Party Photo Prop Headbands

$6.99 $2.99

Our positively silly Party Photo Prop Headbands will keep your hands free to strike the ultimate selfie pose! This party-minded set is packed with a brilliant selection of party headbands. With a set of eight clip-on props you can accurately present...

Pawfect Nails Dog Belly Nail File

$6.99

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lovers manicure set.   'Tickle' the pups tummies to file your nails Double sided, 150/180...

Preppy In Pink Madras Plaid Face Mask

$12.99

Don't get Lacoste'd by stepping out without a mask on! Dodge social criticism and add some 80’s prep to your step with our Preppy in Pink Madras Plaid Mask! In a time before Crocs, it was all about the Docks. Docksiders (aka deck shoes that is)...

Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Read between the lines. Our Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks tells it like it is. There's no gushing Facebook post of undying love, just some honesty bundled up in a cozy pair of socks he may or may not forget to put in the hamper: I usually do...

Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask

$9.99

Stay salty but not too nauti! Our Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask is an unbelievably cute mask to wear out. The muted pastels with the stars and stripes give it a weathered nautical theme that looks great with shorts or jeans! The triple...

Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish vixen,...

Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask

$12.99

Retro-futuristic cuteness overload The more we look at our totally rockin' Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask, the more we fall in love with it! If there is a parallel universe like this out there - sign us up for the next wormhole teleport! This...

Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.49

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.49 $4.83

Get better at your own speed Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our...

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