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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

Basic Witch Hat Brooch

$5.99

As it turns out, our Basic Witch Hat Halloween Brooch has us totally pinned. It's true. We were turned aweay from Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin...  we're just a Basic Witch. But that's just fine by us. We don't...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that everyone can make one. And we just love when shit's all...

I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case

$5.99

Piquing flowers Our curious and curiouser I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case is sure to get some attention! Hidden among the flowers is a not so secret message - I have secrets. Cool ones. which will quickly pique the interest of...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

Dino-sore Dinosaur Bandages

$5.49

Kinda-sore or dino-sore? If these Tyrannosaurus Rex bandages had only existed millions of years ago, those meteor sized boo boos could have saved the dinosaurs!   Apply one of these Dino-Sore Bandages and your ouchie will be extinct in no...

I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks

$9.99

Great Gift For The Church Ladies Our glorious I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks seem to have fallen from heaven! A gift from the gods, you might say! So, like... We've always suspected she might be throwing a few back... but what we're most...

Llama Bandages

$5.49

Save the drama for your momma! Hey Mama, there won't be any drama with these Llama Bandages.  They're super cute and ready to cover and heal any scrape, cut or bruise. These smart glasses wearing llamas are adorable and ready to ease any nerves or...

The Silence of the Cicadas Necklace

$7.99

Creepy Bug Jewelry Is Freaking Us Out If you're brooding over whether to get our The Silence of the Cicadas Necklace we wouldn't recommend waiting another 17 years. If you don't get that reference we'll let it incubate in your brain for a bit. If...

Pickle Bandages

$5.49

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...

Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote

$9.99

Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...

Lady Nugget Clip-On Flashlight

$6.99

The spotlight is on you, little lady Bling in the new year with our Lady Nugget Flashlight! It's dazzling with brilliance! It's a cute little spontaneous gift for girlfriends - a fun and silly reminder that they're super bright, and glamorous as...

Bathroom Guest Book

$14.99

A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable event!  With our Bathroom Guest Book you'll have a timeless keepsake of the thoughts and memories of...

Watch Your Toes Kitty Socks

$9.99

Our frisky Watch Your Toes Kitty Socks are ready for you to give them a loving home in your favorite pair of shoes or sock drawer! A cheerful accessory for any outfit, theses sweet little kitties will patiently hide out in your shoes until you're ready...

Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

$3.99

Go ahead.  At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud.  But look again.  Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a ride, doesn't it?  Introducing the subtle...

Head In The Stars Hair Pins

$9.99

Is your head in the stars? It's time to get the party star-ted with our Head in the Stars Hair Pins! Whether you're preparing for a night out on the town or an evening under the stars, with a simple twist these spiral hair pins will be a stellar...

No Regrets Bandages

$5.49

I regret nothing... except that chili dog for dinner! You won't have any regrets about getting hurt after you paste on one of these No Regrets Bandages. The people that live life with no regrets could probably use a few dozen boxes of bandages, wouldn't...

Owl Bandages

$5.49

Owl-ch, that hurts!!! Who, Who, Whoooos got an ouchie?   Take a word from a sage little bird and cover up those boo boos with Owl Bandages.  These adhesive bandages shaped like darling little owls are the wise way to cover up boo...

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