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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Necklace

$11.99 $2.99

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's our Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Necklace! This glimmering symbol of the Golden Age of Comedy is also a terrific way to display your love of a rather embarrassingly shaped fruit and to let the world know you're one...

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Read More Books Gym Socks

$11.99 $7.99

Our adorkable Read More Books Gym Socks are ready to walk your happy a-- to the library, bookstore, and more! As the beloved Dr. Seuss once said.. "The more books that you read, the more things that you'll know. The more you learn, the more places...

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Zombie Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

It's the end of days.. for lifeless beige Blandaids Our Gama-Go Zombie Bandages will bring about the end of days... of lifeless beige Blandaids ruling the land. It may feel like the end of the world when you suffer a papercut, but now you can turn the...

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Flashing Christmas Tree Hat Headband

$5.99 $0.99

Place your presents around the tree! Take a tree with you for Christmas! Adorable tree hat lights up with three flash modes in red, green and blue lights. The felt base tree is decorated with skirt netting, retro-shaped bulbs, beaded garland, and other...

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Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your...

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Smell You Later Gym Socks

$11.99 $7.99

Our delightfully immature Smell You Later Gym Socks are bringing 90's slang back, in the least funkiest of ways. And my funk, we mean stinky, like how these socks are going to be at the end of a long day of play. Why smell you later? Because, see you...

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F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

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I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

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Rollin' In It Coin Purse

$3.99

You Dirty Dog!Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true.  Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy!  What a cute doggy! Did we mention that its woven from 95%...

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I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

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Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Uranus Soap

$3.49

Uranus isn't just a planet Your bathroom isn't complete without Uranus Soap. If you're looking for a way to spice up your next family together, make sure you have this soap in plain sight! Tiny 2oz. hotel-size bar of soap** Unscented. Funny-Ass...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Someone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that mystical...

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Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$7.99

Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!  Does your cat exhibit any of these behaviors? Stares blankly...

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I Need More Shoes Necklace

$9.99 $5.99

​Stilettos, Mary Janes, and ballet flats oh my!  Sure, sure, sure... You can't buy happiness, but you can buy shoes and that's kinda the same thing! Our quirky and fabulous I Need More Shoes Necklace shows off your love of shoes in a unique...

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Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than...

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Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish

$9.99

I-I-I will narwhalways love youuuuu Our Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish is a wonderful gift for your sweetie!  Now, it may look like he's laying down on the job, but the tooth is, he's been training his whole life, and is ready and willing to...

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Shiny Happy BFF Rainbow Heart Necklace Set

$12.99

For the bestie who brings color to your days and is always there when life gets messy our spectacularly rainbow colored Shiny Happy BFF Rainbow Heart Necklace is the bestest gift in all the land! Because while separately you're fantastic, together you're...

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Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

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Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the...

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Grump Men's Socks

$9.99 $5.99

Step back and watch yourself... our Grump Men's Socks are on a gloomy rampage.  They are gray, like your frame of mind, and decorated with a frowny face that will accurately mimic your own expression. Put these on and watch your friends and family...

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Sharks Tooth Folding Comb

$6.99

Unsnaggle your tangles with our Sharks Tooth Folding Comb! Your mini-me will have a chomping good time brushing and playing with this hair-raising comb! No longer will they doom the groom! Designed to keep you looking sharp, open it up to reveal its...

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Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box

$7.99

Totally Rocks! Equally compact as it is impressive our Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box totally rocks!  A fun starter set for kids or adults that are interested in discovering and identifying all kinds of rocks and minerals. This...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99 $3.49

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

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Pickle Bandages

$5.99

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...

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Sriracha Sippy Cup

$6.49 $3.99

Does your family put hot sauce on their hot sauce?  We say start em young!    Our super spicy Sriracha Sippy Cup is a hit for little chili-lovers in training!    You know them as the offspring of hot mamas who loaded up on...

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Vibe Squad Kawaii Cute Badges

$5.99

Wowee! Our Vibe Squad Kawaii Cute Badges are literally dripping with rainbow awesomeness and more! So, milkshake what your mama gave ya, and up your pin game with this mix'n'match collection of fun and colorful pins! This eclectic mix of emojis,...

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Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that everyone can make one. And we just love when shit's all...

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Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

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Hugs Not Drugs Gym Socks

$11.99

Worn ironically or not our bold Hugs Not Drugs Gym Socks will send a clear message to those that know you best! If you're looking for a unique gift for your favorite sockoholic, just say no to drugs and yes to these bold hot pink gym socks with yellow...

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Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Be a Mermaid and Make WavesWe're shell shocked by the size of our Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch. You'l have to sea it to believe it!  You'll want to have and to hold this buxom beauty on you at all times. The beautiful raven haired maiden is...

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Sloth Socks

$10.49 $6.99

Attention sloth aficionados! Our Sloth Socks are the ideal socks for taking it easy. Seriously, get a grip all ready! When you wear these socks, it looks like a tiny sloth is clinging to your ankle. So if life seems to be going by too fast, all...

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Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

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Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote

$11.99

A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so much easier! With this wondrous Mary Poppins bag of your very own, there's room for a bouquet of items... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical...

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Tin Foil Hat

$9.49 $5.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

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Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

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Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie Scarf With Pockets

$34.99

They really do exist! Our Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie will allow you to finally fulfill your dreams of prancing around the world as a unicorn! Wear this hoodie with pride and let others know that they really exist! Magicorn will keeps your head and hands...

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I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

$10.99

Day of firewalking ahead of you?  Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the morning!   These badass ankle socks feature a message to be hidden from plain site...

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Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

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Contemplating Orangutan Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Monkey Around In The Snow! Move over snow bunnies! It's time to swing down the slopes with the greatest of ease with our extraordinary Orangutan Ski Mask! We're not monkeying around! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this chimp-tastic...

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Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99 $2.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

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Ouch! Famalam Llama + Sloth Bandages

$5.99

Ditch the boring beige and reach for our ab-fab Ouch! Famalam Llama + Sloth Bandages! This comforting tin of bandages features our furry pals Lola the Llama and Lofty the Sloth.  Lofty and Lola to the rescue! This calm, cool, and collected BFF...

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Tropical Nail + Cuticle Tattoos

$3.99

A Vacation At Your FIngertips!That's it... you've been neglecting your cuticle's for too long!  Time to make them cute-icles!   Yes, they truly are an extension of your nails... so stop making them feel left out!  Our awesomely fun...

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Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps

$3.99

A Manicure That's One In A Melon Now you can enjoy summer fun year round with our mouth watering Watermelon Scratch & Sniff Nail Wraps! Go ahead and add a splash of excitement with some delicious fun for your nails!   Easy to apply and the...

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British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Exceptionally Polite Breath Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting...

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Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk

$4.99

Goodness grape-ness grape locks to admire! Now you can add a colorful array of pink to violet hued highlights to your locks with our nifty Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk!  You'll be crushing it! Featuring an easy application hand-held comb -...

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Unicorn Lip Balm

$4.89

Just when you thought unicorns couldn’t be any more magical, this handsome beast with a magical golden horn and flowing rainbow mane trots into your life! Full of nourishing lip balm in a delicious cotton candy flavor, our enchanting Unicorn Lip...

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Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

Gay Rainbow Striped Socks

$11.99 $7.99

You'll just love parading around in our Gay Rainbow Striped Socks! Because every day should be happy and gay, and now it can be with these super soft GAY crew socks. These purple socks with white lettering and rainbow trim, are fit royalty - a Queen...

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Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

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Party Photo Prop Headbands

$6.99 $4.99

Our positively silly Party Photo Prop Headbands will keep your hands free to strike the ultimate selfie pose! This party-minded set is packed with a brilliant selection of party headbands. With a set of eight clip-on props you can accurately present...

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Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat SocksWhat's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

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