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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Soft Touch Grey Leopard Face Mask

$9.99

Get your sassy and classy growl on! Our Soft Touch Grey Leopard Face Mask is fierce and makes a statement that is perfect for work and play! Wear it to the office, school or out for the day! This triple layered, soft, cool-mesh fabric adorned with a...

Soft Touch Night Garden Face Mask

$9.99

Tropic like it's hot! Our Soft Touch Night Garden Face Mask has a nice vacation feel with a black fabric base, yellow straps and a tropical flower print. If you're mixing up tiki drinks at the Luau, this mask pairs perfectly with Mai Tais, Zombies and...

Stay Connected Metallic Retro Phone Face Mask

$12.99

Hello from the other side... of my mask. Hello... is it our Stay Connected Retro Phone Rainbow Mask you're looking for?  You're in luck, buttercup! Safe social distancing is calling - it's for you!  Don't hang up on 2020 just yet. We know you...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

Strawberry Bandages

$5.99

In a jam? Straight from the strawberry fields and ready to patch up your boo boo.  Our berry sweet Strawberry Bandages are the cream of the crop! So you did something crazy, hurt yourself and now you're in a jam?  Plant one of these cuties on...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.  Enjoy giving the universe...

Tie Dye Shoelaces

$7.99

Bright + cheery rainbows! These cute Tie Dye Shoelaces are made from fabric featuring a fun and colorful pattern. Why wear plain shoelaces when you express individuality and create smiles with every step with these fun and quirky laces? These like...

Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch

$7.99

When is never too much, too much? Our sassy and bold Too Much Crap Zipper Pouch challenges you to see how much stuff can get in there. Let's be honest, we all need a junk drawer for our purse where the potpourri of madness occurs daily. Made from...

Totally Fetching Collie Dog Snow Mask

$29.99

Attention all dog lovers! Our totally fetching Collie Ski Mask with Ears is just the winter accessory you need! You can hit the trail in quirky style with this adorable balaclava, while you enthusiastically run laps around the competition! Now we don't...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more!  As...

Vote This Way in the USA Tie-Dye Face Mask

$9.99

Elect to protect your neighbors and election officials Looking for an excuse to get out of the house on our November 3rd? We've got you covered with our patriotic Vote This Way in the USA Tye-Dye Face Mask.  Demonstrate your love of the good ole U...

You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace

$9.99

Get kraken! Are you a sucker for anything octopus related?  Is there a special someone in your life who has their tentacles wrapped around your every thought?  Good news... our totally adorabilis You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace has...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable image of a gnome and Big Foot in a magical mushroom forest...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck on...

Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages

$5.99

Getting hurt is the pits! You're in luck! Our Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages will have you smiling in no time! Box contains 18 Avocado Cat shaped bandages Individual bandage measures 1.75 inches x 2 inches FDA Approved An awesome gift for lovers of...

Being Normal Was Boring Socks

$10.99

Because the best place to fit in is your feet inside our Being Normal Was Boring Socks! This sassy pair of socks features a picture-perfect scene, cleverly illustrated with a grey colorless background, and a young girl in bright red in the foreground...

Big Kitty Pumpkin Face Mask

$12.99

Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about. There's no mystery to figure out. It's obvious why our Big Kitty Pumpkin Face Mask has us feline in the mood for Halloween. Just look at all of those big fluffy murder floofs (inadvertently) doing their best pumpkin...

Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

$4.99

Go ahead.  At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud.  But look again.  Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a ride, doesn't it?  Introducing the subtle...

Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos

$7.99

No mistakes, only happy accidents! It's time to get creative with our Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos. Open up your shop at home or work and start applying these fun tattoos to all your friends! These tattoos have fun and inspirational messages like Trees...

Cat Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

It's the purr-fect fit! This aMeeeeowzing Cat Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Cat Market Mate Bag will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it makes a difference! This super...

Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

Dog Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

Paw-some to take to the Flea Market! This ulti-mutt Dog Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Dog Market Mate will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it makes a difference! This...

Dogs: Here To Remind You Everything Is Very Exciting Pouch

$10.99

Howl you doin? Everything is very exciting for dogs and they're here to remind you about our awesome Dogs Jumbo Pouch! This is the BEST bag! It's amazing! You can't live without it! Just TRY and live without it! Is that a squirrel? Made from recycled...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

Dressed To Spill Hot Pepper Challenge Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Babies are the spice of life! Make the laughs go viral with our Chill Baby Hot Pepper Challenge Bib + Teether Set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. It's the perfect...

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the time...

Frida Kahlo's On The Lips Of Dreams Lip Balm

$4.99

Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. A lip balm in its own right Surreal citrus flavor Full of sensations An...

Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse

$9.99

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get that freaking adorable Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse? It's the purrfect place to stash your MILK essentials! Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys! There is a side pocket on the...

Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter Sunscreen

$19.99 $17.79

Pink glitter in the sun = fun fun fun! This exciting pink Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection and 80 minutes of water resistance. Your skin will...

Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch

$7.99

Alone time in progress! You wanna binge Netflix with me and my cats? Sorry, you're not invited. Our lone Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch says what needs to be said... just leave me alone. Sometimes my alone time is for your safety! Made from recycled...

Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

Healing Stones

$14.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

Hot Dog Bandages

$5.99

Turn whiners into wieners in no time! We're going to be frank, our Hot Dog Bandages are real wieners! No one likes scrapes, cuts and bruises but everyone relishes at the idea of covering them up with these super cute Hot Dog Bandages. They're definitely...

I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

$12.99

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold.   We're not saying men can't handle being sick... but these socks sure are! Call a waaa-mbulance my honey's nose is running! Is this...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!     Like an...

I Identify As Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

 These socks say I can do what I want! Our oddity forward I Identify As Me Ankle Socks are just like you, unique, one-of-a-kind and on another level. Ain't no one else quite like you - and that's just how you like it! This statement is so cool...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's...

I Never Fart Socks

$10.99

I never fart, but I do lie.  Pick up a pair of our I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks for that friend that somehow manages to hold it all in until she gets home. We all know that one person that always seems to have their shit together and they never...

I'll F*ckin' Hug You Crew Socks

$10.99

What can I say? I'm a hugger Our cautionary I'll Fuckin Hug You Women's Crew Socks say it pretty clearly. Some of us don't care about personal bubbles or space and we'll just move right in there and squeeze the crap out of you with big bear hug. Because...

Instant Smile Face Mask

$17.99

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it... I'm allowed to leave my home and I think I like it! Oh yeah! We'll get straight to the Pointer Sisters point. Sure, face masks may have become the new norm... but that doesn't mean you need to be normal about...

Just Taking This Shit In Socks

$10.99

Mmmm, breathe it in! I'm just going to take some time to myself and take in every detail of this moment that I can! Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 50% soft luxurious combed cotton, 48% nylon for strength and 2% spandex for long lasting thoughts...

Kawaii XOXO Bath Bomb

$7.99

Hidden heart trinket! Add a SURPRISE to your tub with a Kawaii Cherry Berry Valentine's Bath Bomb  featuring an assorted heart treasure hidden inside. Each bath bomb features an assorted mystery treasure. Have some fizzy fun with no sulfates or...

Kid's Kitty Face Mask

$8.99

Looking good, feline good! Kids will be excited to wear this Kitty Face Mask because it's so cute! It's an easy breathe mask featuring a double layer of cotton which makes it simple to wash and tumble dry between wearing. It's one size fits most kids...

Kid's Raccoon Face Mask

$8.99

Trash pandas are so cute! Kids will be excited to wear this Riley Raccoon Kids Face Mask because it's so cute, happy and awesome! It's an easy breathe mask featuring a double layer of cotton which makes it simple to wash and tumble dry between wearing...

Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask

$12.99

Don't forget the pink flamingos and Jell-o salad.  Deck yourself out in our Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask for your next backyard soiree! Fun grilling accessory Handmade in the USA by a small business! Swank gift for the King (or Queen of...

Leech Bandages

$5.99

Dr. Leech will see you now! These Leech Bandages are awesome but there's probably a few people asking why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue?...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

Mocha Almond Lip Shit Lip Balm

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm Our Mocha Almond Lip Shit really gets you going! This fantastic lip balm moisturizes and protects your lips every time you put it on. It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply! All natural Fun...

Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly...

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF - Best Furry Friend.  Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through...

My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog loving pal? No reason so chase your tail over finding the right one! We've caught you just in a lick...

Not Just Your Dad's Plaid Face Mask

$12.99

Fore you or your dad! Deck yourself out in our Not Just Your Dad's Plaid Face Mask - it's is a real eye-sore fore!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and has many folks longing for the freedom of the open golf course! ...

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