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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Oh, Bee-have Glittery Face Mask

$12.99

Bee on your best behavior! Before venturing out of the safety of your hive, make sure you have our Oh, Bee-have Glittery Face Mask on hand, so you don't suffer the sting of showing your face in public without a proper face covering! Instead of receiving...

Over The Rainbow Bracelet Watch

$9.99

We're over the rainbow! Our fun and fabulous Over the Rainbow Bracelet is a colorful reminder to celebrate love and happiness! And maybe make it somewhere on time for once! What time is it? It's time to add some sparkle to your day! It's also possibly...

People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats?  Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...

Pineapple Beach Fan

$15.99

Cool and fruity breeze! Our Pineapple Handheld Beach Fan is sweet indoors or outdoors. Pool, beach, office, or just as a fun accessory! So sit back and relax with a nice breeze. The blades are also super soft for safety! Requires x2 AA batteries (not...

Puppy Dog Face Mask

$12.99

Don't fur-get to wear your mask! Oh the smiles you'll get with this Puppy Dog Face Mask! Put this super breathable Rottweiler mask on and head to the shops. Great ready for laughs and woofs when you're out on the town because this mask is...

Rainbow Glitter Party Cake Scented Sunscreen

$19.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...

Resting Snack Face Handy Tote

$9.99

The lion's share of people will love this bag We'd be lion if we didn't think that everyone should have this Resting Snack Face Handy Tote. It's cute and holds stuff... most notably snacks! We love snacks! Who doesn't love snacks? This tote fits A LOT of...

Retro TV Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a T.V. right out of your grandparent's house...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or mints in this carry case and toss it in your purse or bag!...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.49

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

Sew-It Shoulder Tote

$19.99

You'll look seamless! Whether you are working, playing or shopping this tote is great for holding your stuff! Work! Play! Travel! Shop! Features a chunky zipper and exterior patch pocket Use it everyday and everywhere Constructed with 95% recycled...

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.99

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.  Kissing cherries...

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.49

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused...

Sloth Socks

$10.49 $9.23

Attention sloth aficionados! Our Sloth Socks are the ideal socks for taking it easy. Seriously, get a grip all ready! When you wear these socks, it looks like a tiny sloth is clinging to your ankle. So if life seems to be going by too fast, all...

Snake in the Grass Face Mask

$12.99

Keep that potentially venomous spittle to yourself Don't be a snake in the grass... wear our hiss-terically fun Snake in the Grass Mask instead! It takes a cold-blooded individual to not take precautions to help slow the spread of Covid-19.  So do...

Social Distance Butterfly Metallic Face Mask

$12.99

It's time to come out of your cocoon Whether you're a social butterfly or an anti-social butterfly, it's about time you get off the couch and rejoin the world.  Even if it's just responsibly greeting the curbside delivery employee. Embrace change...

Social Tweet Retro Bird Face Mask

$12.99

​​Show that you give a flock. ​Flash them the bird. Increase your real-life community engagement by wearing our Social Tweet IRL Retro Bird Face Mask in public to show others that you give a hoot! Grown bored of tweeting and twittering your days...

Soft Touch Bondi Face Mask

$12.99

A bold and beautiful mask to wear! Our sharp Black and White Bondi Pleated Face Mask is a comfortable and lightweight travel mask and is your newest necessary accessory! This super cute and comfortable mask will fit any size and has breathable...

Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks ​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet

$1.99

Third grade flashbacks! Our bright and colorful Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet will bring you back to knotty times on the bus with a safety pin attached to your jeans, and a fist full of colorful sewing floss. A timeless symbol of friendship,...

Therapeutic Mushroom Stress Ball

$7.99

There's not mushroom for stress in your life Our Therapeutic Mushroom Stress Ball will relax you so much, you’ll feel like you’re a tiny gnome perched on its red and white cap, blowing bubbles as unicorns frolic in a nearby field. Wow,...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work Socks Our classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl...

Tie Dye Patriotic Soft Touch Face Mask

$9.99

Protect your *achoo!* with some red, white, and blue! Have fun showing support for our country, and compassion for each other with our locally sourced Patriotic Tie Dye Soft Touch Face Mask! Feel like the world has been spiraling out of control? Like...

Time Spent With Cats Is Never Wasted Watch

$9.99

Is it just us, or do all cats seem to be able too look deep into your soul?  Sure, sometimes it may feel like they are looking for your weakness so they can kill you, but most of the time their gaze seems one straight out of Ancient Aliens. There's...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

Tiptoe Through the Tulips Face Mask

$12.99

Cover your two lips *and nose, people!* with some tulips! Think we can all agree that 2020 hasn’t been a walk in the park, but at least the parks have reopened! *knock on wood* Celebrate your re-found freedom, by donning our Tiptoe Through the...

Ultra Thin Bandana Face Mask

$9.99

Comfortable to wear! Our stylish mask with a classic bandana print is extremely comfortable to wear.  Made of a chiffon with a slight sheer finish, has a pocket between the two layers for inserting reusable filters.   Made in...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask

$12.99

On the road again. Goin' places that I've never been... Deck yourself out in our Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask - it's is a real gas!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and has many folks longing for the freedom of the open...

Weed Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some coinage...

What A Load of Crop Coin Purse

$4.99

I don't need it, but I want it! You think I'm just gonna buy the crop you're selling me? Well, you're RIGHT. Our witty What A Load Of Crop! Coin Purse is the perfect accessory for your next local farmer's market or shopping trip. We've all gone to the...

You're Double Wonderful Coin Purse

$4.99

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?  All that junk inside your trunk?! Our super hump loving, double rainbow stylin' You're Double Wonderful Coin Purse is the perfect tote for all your small stuff. Do you think that our camel friend really loves...

You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

Zebra Print Shoelaces

$7.99

Pretty wild shoelaces! These Zebra Print Shoelaces are giving us wild memories of the 1980's, hot pink off the shoulder tops, rubber bracelets, sticker books and smelling like Jean Nate! Made with quality cotton fabrics and are perfect length to...

Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks

$10.99

You can stick that clock where the sun don't shine. With our ever-so-chipper Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks your outfit will be anything but a snooze fest, even when you're just sitting there on your rooster! Not a morning person? Us either...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

American Flag Face Mask

$9.99

Wear Old Glory everyday with pride! Our American Flag Face Mask is a fun and functional way to celebrate patriotism this summer! Wear it with pride, wear it for the 4th and wear it as your go-to mask. This mask is sewn of three layers of soft touch...

Bacon Bandages

$5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...

Best F*cking B*tches Necklace Set

$11.99

BFF or BFB? What do you give to the one person who has been through thick and thin, the good, the bad, and the ugly and still puts up with your sh*t and loves you like no other? Well, until they need a kidney, try sharing a laugh with your BFF by...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that everyone can make one. And we just love when shit's all...

Cactus Beach Fan

$15.99 $13.75

Hi, just breezing through... Our Cactus Beach Fan is perfect indoors or outdoors. Pool, beach, office, or just as a fun accessory! So sit back and relax with a nice breeze. The blades are also super soft for safety! Requires x2 AA batteries (not...

Camouflage Shoelaces

$7.99

Good camo shoelaces are hard to find... ha, ha! Get it? We tried to find some clever camo puns... but couldn't find any. But our Camouflage Shoelaces are cute and clever!  Made in the USA by women-owned company 45" long Junior High Tops/Adult...

Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch

$10.99

Slightly obsessed with cats! This a-meow-zing bag loves you just like a cat: inconsistently and despite itself! JK, Our Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch loves you all the time and forever! Made from recycled material Large pouch Fun design...

Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case

$5.99

Let's just skip the small talk... Keep all your pencils, toothbrushes, receipts and doo-dads in one place with our Cause of Death: Small Talk Pencil Case. She loved interesting conversations and also silence. But the space in between, she could do...

Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

Contemplating Orangutan Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Monkey Around In The Snow! Move over snow bunnies! It's time to swing down the slopes with the greatest of ease with our extraordinary Orangutan Ski Mask! We're not monkeying around! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this chimp-tastic...

Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

Cowgirl Bandages

$5.49

Tough, Independent, and Adorable! Howdy cowpokes!  Let us introduce you to our Cowgirl Bandages! Although a cowgirl sure don't need no rescuing, in case she squats with her spurs on, it's a good idea to for her carry some of our Cowgirl Bandages in...

Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

$5.49

Cat Scratch Fever! Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages are in paws-ible to ignore, just like the battle scars from loving your furry demon! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Crazy Cat Lady...

Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.49

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.49

May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a...

Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining Face Mask

$12.99

Gray skies are gonna clear up - put on a happy mask! Spread sunshine all over the place with our Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining Face Mask! It's true that even the worst situations have some positive aspects. To keep your sunny disposition, it's...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn...

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