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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.99

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

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You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

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Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

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Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

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Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Baby Selfie Props

$8.99

Taking Baby Pictures To A New Level Trust us, they grow up fast and you'll wish you had taken as many pictures as possible!  Especially ones that you can embarrass them with when they get older!   Before you know it they'll be balking at your...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

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Salad Makes Me Sad Socks

$10.99

Salads Suck Socks Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices.   And even...

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This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks

$9.99

Wine + Me = Awesome SocksIf you frequently make pour decisions our This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks are right up your alley! Expressing the inner thoughts on your sometimes out layer, these socks give a hint at what you're thinking... This wine is...

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Bumble's Blast Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.99

They have been looking for the Abominable Snowman for ages... Yeti has not been found!     Do you ever wonder why Bumble bounces?   Do you think he gets chapped lips?   After all, Hermie did pull all his teeth and our lips get...

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Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your Live Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

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Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

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Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! SocksIf you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

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Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool...

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Sailor Infant Bodysuit

$12.99 $7.99

We're so shore you'll love our Sailor Infant Bodysuit, we're willing to bet our entire booty on it! Oh bouy, new parents out there - you're about to set sail on the adventure of a life time! Soon you'll find that your little one is the captain of your...

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This Beer Is Making Me Awesome Socks

$9.99 $5.99

Fun Beer Socks To Make You And Your Feet AwesomeOur bubbly This Beer Is Making Me Awesome Socks are a must wear to the next happy hour, party, or family function! It makes a bold statement about your current state... One beer make me cool. Two beers and...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99 $7.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

If cats had thumbs the situation would be completely different. But till that happens, were stuck scooping litter boxes and cleaning up after our kitties. So after you've scoured the litter box for nuggets, use our Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand...

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Bacon Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

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Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the...

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Ouch! Unicorn Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Behold The Unicorn Power Of Healing! It's not your imagination, our Ouch! Unicorn Bandages really do exist! In case you haven't heard, unicorn kisses actually do make everything better! Now you can lovingly look after any grazes, bumps or blisters with...

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Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace

$6.99 $3.49

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace Rocks Jingle all the way to your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party with our festive Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace! You'll rock the party with this duo of holiday charm flashing lights and bells in one...

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Kitten Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little...

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Gettin' Sh*t Done (Later) Socks

$9.99 $5.99

Gift For Your Favorite ProcrastinatorOur Gettin' Shit Done (Later) Socks are like a fouled mouth vacation for your feet! Procrastinators untie... err.. and unite! These socks are for you. We all know that we'll be highly productive... Later. There's...

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Fe-line Fine Cat Ear Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Our understated Fe-line Fine Cat Ear Ring really packs a punch! (Those ears aren't just adorable, they may cause some damage to anyone that gets a little too frisky while trying to rub your belleh.) On the prowl for a unique cat lady...

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Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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Men's Sitting Duck Socks

$8.99 $5.99

If our Men's Sitting Duck Socks are just ducky, we don't know what is! Rubber ducky, you're the one, you make going to work and doing dreary things, so much fun! Featuring an army of rubber duckies on a light aqua background, they're the hint of...

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Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you...

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I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!     Like an...

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My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Cats Are Better Than Dogs SocksFur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums...

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NASA Astronaut Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

One small scrape for man... One giant leap for feel-better-kind with our NASA Astronaut Bandages! These adorable bandages , shaped as tiny little space explorers, aren't only cute, but they're officially licensed by NASA! Prone to...

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Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals

$6.99

It's about time you included our Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals to your beauty and self-care routine or simply your crystal collection! If you haven't heard of the benefits of Himalayan Rock Salt, you may be living under a rock! (Sorry, we...

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You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

People Don't Need To Smell It Bathroom Spray You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No...

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Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish...

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You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

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Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $17.99

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

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I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case

$5.99

Piquing flowers Our curious and curiouser I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case is sure to get some attention! Hidden among the flowers is a not so secret message - I have secrets. Cool ones. which will quickly pique the interest of...

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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

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Rubber Chicken Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The Comedian In Your Life Your feet will immediately begin to feel funny wearing our Rubber Chicken Socks!  Socks are the ultimate way to add your wacky personality to your wardrobe, so why not use the world's most random punchline to...

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Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends

$5.49

Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Always have fruit at your fingertips super cute Scratch + Sniff Fruity Fingernail Friends! Just lightly scratch our these decals release their fruity scent! Featuring 5 different fruit designs and scents per pack! Pineapple,...

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Alien Ear Muffs

$9.99 $5.99

Alien Ear Muffs For Humans Our fuzzy three-eyed Alien Ear Muffs may just make people question if there is any intelligent life on this planet. Watch out for abrupt crash landings on your heads, earthlings! This UFO (unidentified furry object) can be...

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Bored as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99 $7.99

Our Bored as F*ck Gym Socks are accurate AF some days, if not all days! These socks are the perfect attire to wear to the most boring of functions. Flash a little ankle, and you'll be able to break through the boredom with some well-deserved laughter!...

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Little Lover Heart Ringer Infant Bodysuit

$12.99

What's red and white and cute all over? Our Little Lover Heart Ringer Infant Bodysuit! Because babies are the embodiment of love and giggles. This adorable retro styled ringer romper is on a mission to dress your little chubby baby to bring out his or...

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Perfectly Plump Unicorn Lip Gloss

$4.99 $2.99

Chapped lips got you down?  Turn that frown upside down!  Our fantastical Unicorn Lip Balm will wipe a smile on your face!  Enjoy ethereal like smooches with magically soft lips. This adorable (and easy to find while rummaging through...

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Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows SocksFor those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

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99 Hairbands Ball

$5.99 $3.99

I've got 99 problems, but finding a hairband ain't one!   For those of you with long hair, you understand the joys of a ponytail... and the complete distress of not being able to find a hair tie!   Looking like a classic rubber band ball,...

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Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

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