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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of funny socks, coin purses, jewelry, totes, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our feisty Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks are just the pair to wear when you're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Come on now... put up dukes! Featuring a total knockout drawn in the classic pinup tattoo style design - complete with stars, and roses. Speaking of roses.....

Contemplating Orangutan Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Monkey Around In The Snow! Move over snow bunnies! It's time to swing down the slopes with the greatest of ease with our extraordinary Orangutan Ski Mask! We're not monkeying around! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this chimp-tastic...

Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace

$6.99

Put your holiday spirit on full display with our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace! We're bringing Christmas back in an awesomely nostalgic way! You'll be lit up like a Christmas, and spreading holiday cheer for all to wear while donning this...

Sloth Socks

$10.49

Attention sloth aficionados! Our Sloth Socks are the ideal socks for taking it easy. Seriously, get a grip all ready! When you wear these socks, it looks like a tiny sloth is clinging to your ankle. So if life seems to be going by too fast, all...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...

I Won a Goldfish Carnival Earrings

$5.99

We think it's fair to say that our I Won a Goldfish Earrings will be a playful addition to your wardrobe! As a matter of fact, they really hit the bullseye. (And we have ourselves a winner!) These eye-catching fishies symbolize your hopes and dreams of...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

$10.99

Hear ye!  Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible... The Most Dysfunctional Family in the World!  What's that?  You don't want tickets? ...

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.  Enjoy giving the universe...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats?  Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...

Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk

$4.99

Goodness grape-ness grape locks to admire! Now you can add a colorful array of pink to violet hued highlights to your locks with our nifty Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk!  You'll be crushing it! Featuring an easy application hand-held comb - just...

Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most MenIf he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your...

Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster

$11.99 $10.05

A unique bracelet fit for a unicorn Our charming Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster is a bright and colorful way to add some magic to your day! Believe In Unicorns Bracelet Features 3 charms - The words Believe, and Unicorn, and a...

I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

Nailed It! Through The Finger Ring

$4.99

Nailed It! D'oh!  Our disturbing through the finger ring will have them spilling over with laughter, screams, and possibly vomit! If you're looking to drive home the that you love Halloween and scaring the bejeezuz out of people, this ring...

You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light

$4.99

Truly a girl's best friend, our Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light will help you navigate the deepest depths of your giant bag to locate that elusive tube of lip balm that has been so narrowly escaping your grasp! Simply shake your purse...

Hellraiser Socks

$10.99 $9.25

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your true...