Funny Socks

Looking for funny Blue-Q Socks?! Hang tight... we're about to knock your socks off! Ready to make your wardrobe even more awesome? Cover your cold piggies in style fit for every mood, personality, or occasion!  Got cold feet deciding on what gift to give?  Find the perfect present for friends, family, or co-workers that share your terrific sense of humor and love of socks! 

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks

$10.99

Ah, yes! Getting down to business. Our Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if your ideal night includes: Over-sized coffee mug ✓ Laptop ✓ Cat ✓ Fresh bowl of popcorn ✓ No people ✓ And if...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals SocksSunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring People Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well...

Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that everyone can make one. And we just love when shit's all...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks

$9.99

Great Gift For The Church Ladies Our glorious I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks seem to have fallen from heaven! A gift from the gods, you might say! So, like... We've always suspected she might be throwing a few back... but what we're most...

Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd...

Watch Your Toes Kitty Socks

$9.99

Our frisky Watch Your Toes Kitty Socks are ready for you to give them a loving home in your favorite pair of shoes or sock drawer! A cheerful accessory for any outfit, theses sweet little kitties will patiently hide out in your shoes until you're ready...

I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Salad Daze SocksSandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine...

Salad Makes Me Sad Socks

$10.99

Salads Suck Socks Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices.   And even...

Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Pissed Off Pineapple Socks Our deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not...

Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your true...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks

$10.99

Camping Socks Our I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks will capture the ecstatic f*cking bliss you feel from escaping fluorescent lights and embracing the great outdoors!  Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of communing with nature: birds, bugs, blue skies,...

Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish vixen,...

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