STOP! According to the Perpetual Kid fashion police you've really crossed the line. Create your own crime scene with this extra-long, extra cozy knit scarf. The coppers may question it, but you'll get off scot-free...we guarantee it (NOT REALLY.)
This Crime of Passion Scarf is acrylic with a touch of spandex and 100% ironic for that extra oomph! It's just shy of five feet long... long enough to make your statement AND stay warm on those bitterly cold winter days!
So cool it's criminal!