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Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of silly socks, tattoos, nail stuff, snapsuits, key covers and chains, coin purses, necklaces, bags, sippy cups, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Adult In Training Socks

$9.99

Our cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming responsibilities... pull...

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Cats! Socks

$9.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Chill, Baby Teether Rex

$8.99

Let your little one cut their teeth on our tyrannical Chill, Baby Teether Rex. It’s a soft and safe silicon dinosaur skull that helps sooth those incoming incisors. Not only do all kids just absolutely love dinos but it looks pretty cool to see a...

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Killin' It Men's Socks

$11.99

Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this! Annnnd you just got those roses. Keep your chin up...

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Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

We're shell shocked by the size of our Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch. You'l have to sea it to believe it!  You'll want to have and to hold this buxom beauty on you at all times. The beautiful raven haired maiden is drawn in a timeless vintage...

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Mermaid Mermazing Scented Nail Art Kit

$7.69

For truly mesmerising hands look no further than our Mermaid Mermazing Scented Nail Art Kit! Get it!? Mermaid... Amazing... Mer-mazing! Anywaves.. Inside of this kit you'll discover an aqua ocean blue color nail varnish, that just happens to be...

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OWL BANDAGES
50% OFF

Owl Bandages

$4.99 $2.49

Owl-ch, that hurts!!!   Who, Who, Whoooos got an ouchie?   Take a word from a sage little bird and cover up those boo boos with Owl Bandages.  These adhesive bandages shaped like darling little owls are the wise way to cover up...

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Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

Heya, what's Kraken? Did you know that octopuses are masters of camouflage? It's true! Well, most octopuses. Not this guy, though. For our ink-credibly cute Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote, blending in just isn't his thing. When he's not under the...

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Sloth Nurse Bandages
50% OFF

Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.99 $2.99

Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our adorable Sloth Nurse...

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Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$11.99

​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very little about golf, but a little birdie...

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Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$9.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

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Cloud Catcher Cotton Swab Holder

$10.79

Our Cloud Catcher Cotton Swab Holder is full of white fluffy cloud potential!   While you may not be able to catch a cloud and pin it down, we can offer you a more obtainable goal! Lovingly placing your new package of fluffy puffy cotton swabs...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$11.99

Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious.... Nope. Don't second guess the...

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Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

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Lil Winner First Thirst Trophy Sippy Cup

$10.79

What's that?  Your child sleeps through the night, was potty trained at 6 months and has already learned their states?  The other one didn't poop in the car today or embarrass you at Target?  Both equally impressive! Well, the verdict is...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA NECKLACE
50% OFF

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Necklace

$11.99 $5.99

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's our Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Necklace! This glimmering symbol of the Golden Age of Comedy is also a terrific way to display your love of a rather embarrassingly shaped fruit and to let the world know you're one...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$11.99

Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks...

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Unicorn Shower Cap

$5.39

Proudly let your love of unicorns go to your head with our adorable Unicorn Shower Cap! Imagine how magical your bath time will be as you visual a plethora of rainbow-colored droplets engulfing you as you shower away all of the negativity that may...

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Unicorn Sparkles Nail Polish

$8.99

Bright, colorful, and so much fun our Unicorn Sparkles Nail Polish will add a touch of magic to your fingertips! Light hearted and adventurous, this confetti nail polish is the sweet compliment to a perfect Unicorn look. Layer on more layers for extra...

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Weed Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some...

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Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$11.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

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Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$11.99

Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay rent this month, and get your car out of dad's spot...

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You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

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Chill Baby Stop Sign Pacifier

$8.99

For those moments when you've exhausted your internet search capabilities... our hilarious Chill Baby Stop Sign Pacifier adds some much needed levity to the unyielding cries of your cranky cutie! So when all of the swaddling, shushing and swinging...

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Curled Up Kitty Cat Ring

$6.99

Our brand mew Curled Up Kitty Cat Ring is an adorable reminder of the little purring ball of fur that has stolen your heart, and has you wrapped around their cute little paw paw... kinda like that ball of string they just swiped from of your knitting bag...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$8.99

Attract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out Tuesday Wake Up...

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Fight Like A Girl Socks

$9.99

Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen Mirren... we can think...

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Grump Men's Socks

$8.59

Step back and watch yourself... our Grump Men's Socks are on a gloomy rampage.  They are gray, like your frame of mind, and decorated with a frowny face that will accurately mimic your own expression. Put these on and watch your friends and family...

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Handy Yeti Lunch Tote

$9.99

Throw your big, flat, rectangular hands up if lunch is your absolute favorite meal of the day!  The best is yeti to come and won't it be grand strolling into the office or classroom with our abominabley cute Handy Yeti Lunch Tote? This fella...

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Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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Magical Unicorn Slippers

$14.99

Imagine frolicking or prancing around your house in our Magical Unicorn Slippers! You may actually look forward to getting out of bed in the morning when you know your trusty magical steeds are ready to cozy up to your feet!  Slip into these super...

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My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$9.99

Sandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks are grape...

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Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$11.99

If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your usually cool bud...

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Rainbow Neck Warmer

$17.99

Somewhere over our Rainbow Neck Warmer, bluebirds fly... Feeling the winter chill in your neck? This Rainbow Neck Warmer not only is practical as a neck warmer; it also brings a happy rainbow to your day. Made to warm in the microwave, this neck warmer...

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