Spring Gift Sale

Clothing + Accessories

Gear up for an awesome day with our quirky collection of silly socks, tattoos, nail stuff, snapsuits, key covers and chains, coin purses, necklaces, bags, sippy cups, wallets, and more!  If you can't find a gift for your BFF or significant other here, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

Blue Q Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks

$10.99

Cooking up a storm? Toss on our Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks! They'll be happy to deliver your message without having to take your eyes off the saucepan. They're the perfect pair to wear when you're looking to stir up a little bit of trouble...

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Blue Q Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

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Blue Q Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my...

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Blue Q Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

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Elsa Apron

$19.99

Overcome your fear of the kitchen and embrace your inner cooking powers with a little help from our fearless Elsa Apron!  Learn to accept your at times not-so-amazing cooking abilities... because even if you do burn dinner or it comes out frozen...

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Find Someone Who Understands You Socks

$9.99

Our Find Someone Who Understands You Socks reminds us of how important it is to feel understood. If you pretend to be someone you're not, how are you ever going to find the person perfect for you! Just look at these two! A cactus and porcupine are...

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Rock Your Rolls Infant Bodysuit

$12.99

Our rebellious Rock Your Rolls Infant Bodysuit is the perfect accessory for your little one! Afterall at about six months babies start to master rolling over! Ahh, more word play! <3 An infant musical prodigy may own a rock mantra of Sleep,...

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Blue Q Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$9.49

Attract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out Tuesday Wake Up...

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Silver Arrow Bangle Bracelet

$5.99

Forgive us, but we happen to think our Silver Arrow Bangle Bracelet is totally fashion-forward (get it? forward? it's an arrow!) And while it may only make you think of Stupid Cupid's arrow, it's also rich in symbolism which we also really love. So, not...

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Beer Me Socks
50% OFF

Beer Me Socks

$9.99 $4.99

Our ingenious Beer Me Socks prove that fashion, is in the eye of the beer holder. Or something like that. Imagine if you will... It's your day off, and the only six-pack you're working on is the one in the fridge. You spot your roommate on their way to...

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Blue Q F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks

$10.99

When you have one last fuck to give our F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks will help you step through the landmine of bullshit that's awaiting your day. You'll flit, flutter, and leap like a trained ballet dancer as you dodge being pulled into the craps the drama...

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Blue Q Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd probably make a bad one! If this speaks...

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Blue Q Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our feisty Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks are just the pair to wear when you're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Come on now... put up dukes! Featuring a total knockout drawn in the classic pinup tattoo style design - complete with stars, and roses. Speaking of roses.....

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Blue Q Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

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Blue Q Beer Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the...

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Cupcake Lip Balm
50% OFF

Cupcake Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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Instant Underpants

$3.59

These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember... it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! Each 2.5...

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Blue Q 50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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Blue Q Adult In Training Socks

$10.99

Our cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming responsibilities... pull...

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Blue Q Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our amazing Duchess of...

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Blue Q Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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Blue Q I Have To Pee... Again Socks

$10.99

Small-bladdered women of the world unite! Our I Have To Pee... Again Socks are sure to make you giggle until you might pee yourself - but apparently, that's an easy feat! If you have to pee like a racehorse on a moments notice, you'll totally relate to...

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Blue Q Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

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Cone Of Shame Bandages

$4.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

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Blue Q Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Lion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is, truly a fearless bad ass of...

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Party Photo Prop Headbands

$6.69

Our positively silly Party Photo Prop Headbands will keep your hands free to strike the ultimate selfie pose! This party-minded set is packed with a brilliant selection of party headbands. With a set of eight clip-on props you can accurately present...

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Save The Drama For Your Llama Socks

$9.99

Our overly dramatic Save The Drama For Your Llama Socks are happy to point you in the direction of where to go with all of that spectacle producing soap opera type nonsense the drama llama is trying to conjure up. You all have heard about...

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TuTu Cute Swan Infant Bodysuit

$14.99

You'll instantly fall in love with our TuTu Cute Swan Infant Bodysuit! Unfathomably adorable, it will also encourage your little princess to channel her inner ballernia (or Bjork!) Watch out world, here she comes! A swan in a million baby...

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Blue Q You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

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Gama-Go Zombie Bandages

$4.29

Our Gama-Go Zombie Bandages will bring about the end of days... of lifeless beige Blandaids ruling the land. It may feel like the end of the world when you suffer a papercut, but now you can turn the smallest of scrapes, cuts, and boo-boos into a proper...

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Blue Q Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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