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Get Your A** In Bed Snarky Tea and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. It s 11:45 p.m. and you ve found yourself in a social media rabbit hole.

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We can help you relax and unplug!

It’s 11:45 p.m. and you’ve found yourself in a social media rabbit hole.  You’re now 46 weeks into a stranger’s past looking for any sign of your ex-boyfriend. You know you’re in dangerous territory. One accidental “like,” one double-tapped photo and you’re done. But you can’t give up yet. You need at least one picture of him looking miserable before you can conclude your investigation.

That’s where Get Your A** In Bed Snarky Tea comes in! We can help you relax and unplug. Besides, you’re way too good for him. Now get some rest, gorgeous.

Besides being an awesome gift capable of eliciting a fit of giggles this tea will actually help you recover! The Chamomile Flower helps to sedate and relax muscles (it's also good for menstrual cramps - BONUS). So stop stalking your ex on social media and get your beauty rest with this chamomile, lemongrass, lavender herbal tea.

Stay bold, stay fabulous... STAY SNARKY!

One hilarious tin of 15 high-quality, beautiful, whole-leaf pyramid tea sachets. Contains: Chamomile Flower, Lemongrass, Lavender.

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