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Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea and more Good Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Okay, so you really need to work on your life at the moment...

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Okay, so you really need to work on your life at the moment...

Our Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea can help. What's that? You need a recap?

You went out with co-workers last night and performed karaoke in front of your boss. You may or may not have tried to hug him. Now you need to find a new job. All aboard the hot mess express!

It’s fine. Keep your head up and own that sh*t. You’re fabulous and edgy and that’s why we love you.

  • Step 1 - admitting you’ve made some slightly questionable decisions.
  • Step 2 - drinking a big cup of Get Your Sh*t Together.

We’ll work on easing your hangover and you can work on your resume.

Besides being an awesome gift capable of eliciting a fit of giggles this tea will actually help you recover! Both Lemongrass and Ginger have been used medicinally to help cure tummy aches, nausea and pain. So you took a ride on the "Hot Mess Express" last night... no biggie. This lemongrass and ginger snap green tea will help ease your hangover so you can focus on issuing apologies.

Stay bold, stay fabulous... STAY SNARKY!

One hilarious tin of 15 high-quality, beautiful, whole-leaf pyramid tea sachets. Contains: Green Tea, Ginger Root, Lemongrass, Lemon Myrtle. Our Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea has a high caffeine content.

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