Gift Guide

Our Gift Guide will grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our Gift Guide has presents for Him, Her, Kids, Co-workers + Pets.

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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an impressive 6 feet (or should we say hooves) 4...

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Nose Aerobics Basketball

$2.99

The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while having fun! Just use your head and nose...

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Adult In Training Socks

$9.99

Our cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming responsibilities... pull...

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Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards

$10.29

Our cheeky Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards offer snarky yet sage advice by way of hilarious commentary and ridiculously adorable drawings! It's been said that making positive statements out loud can radically improve your mood, outlook, and...

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Baby's Head Smell Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Everybody loves the smell of a babys head its the smell of innocence.  So next time you start crowning, please reach for our Babys Head Smell Lavatory Mist.  For the treatment and cure of soiled air apply two quick mists of our room spray to...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.09

Go ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to serve those...

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Cats! Socks

$9.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Chill, Baby Teether Rex

$8.99

Let your little one cut their teeth on our tyrannical Chill, Baby Teether Rex. It’s a soft and safe silicon dinosaur skull that helps sooth those incoming incisors. Not only do all kids just absolutely love dinos but it looks pretty cool to see a...

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DARK SIDE OF THE MOON RAINBOW PRISM
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Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$4.99 $2.49

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create your very own...

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Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet
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Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet

$11.49 $5.74

Our eye-catchingly colorful Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet combines your love of stickies, list-making, and tidy packages - all in one slick little folio!  Armed with a sticky pad for each workday (plus the weekend), you’ll tackle...

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Embracing Mediocrity Good Enough Mug

$8.99

Sometimes in life we strive for the best and other times we’re okay with just getting the job done. Celebrate those moments with our hilarious Embracing Mediocrity, Good Enough Mug. We all have opinions but sometimes we can’t say them out...

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F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$11.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

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Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers

$7.19

Erase your errors in a jiffy pop with our Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers! Forseriously, there's no reason to get all salty next time you need to correct an error! That's right, it's time to flip the script because these erasers are piping hot fun!...

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Funny Side Up Cat Egg Mold

$8.99

Looking for the purrfect way to start your day?  Paw-lease put down that breakfast bar and serve up a pair of sunny-side-up eggs in eggsellent style with our Funny Side Up Cat Shaped Egg Mold! This charming frame helps turn eggs into a fun,...

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$9.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

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Giant Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug

$8.09

Sure, we all love the taste of coffee and that it gives us pep to stay alert, but did you know it also has amazing health benefits?!   It keeps your BMs regular!   What better way to let the world know than displaying this amazing fact directly...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$14.39

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Hot Gossip Nifty Note
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Hot Gossip Nifty Note

$4.99 $2.49

Our delightfully dishy Hot Gossip Nifty Notes are hot off the press and ready to land in your hot little hands. Most workplaces, schools, and homes are hotbeds of hearsay, and it’s basically essential to stay in the loop. Now you can spread...

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Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music, discreetly pop two pieces of Groove-Enhancing Gum into your mouth. Now buckle up! Hours of perfect...

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Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Killin' It Men's Socks

$11.99

Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this! Annnnd you just got those roses. Keep your chin up...

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LED Happy Birthday Banner

$10.79

Outlets?  We don't need no stinking outlets! Now you can start the party absolutely anywhere with our multi-colored LED Birthday Banner!  It not only spells out HAPPY BDAY, but in case you haven't guessed by now, it also lights up to make the...

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