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Our Gift Guide will grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our Gift Guide has presents for Him, Her, Kids, Co-workers + Pets.

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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an impressive 6 feet (or should we say hooves) 4...

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Nose Aerobics Basketball

$2.99

The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while having fun! Just use your head and nose...

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Adult In Training Socks

$9.99

Our cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming responsibilities... pull...

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Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards
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Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards

$11.99 $5.99

Our cheeky Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards offer snarky yet sage advice by way of hilarious commentary and ridiculously adorable drawings! It's been said that making positive statements out loud can radically improve your mood, outlook, and...

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Baby's Head Smell Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Everybody loves the smell of a babys head its the smell of innocence.  So next time you start crowning, please reach for our Babys Head Smell Lavatory Mist.  For the treatment and cure of soiled air apply two quick mists of our room spray to...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.09

Go ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to serve those...

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Cats! Socks

$9.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Chill, Baby Teether Rex

$8.99

Let your little one cut their teeth on our tyrannical Chill, Baby Teether Rex. It’s a soft and safe silicon dinosaur skull that helps sooth those incoming incisors. Not only do all kids just absolutely love dinos but it looks pretty cool to see a...

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Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet
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Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet

$11.49 $5.74

Our eye-catchingly colorful Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet combines your love of stickies, list-making, and tidy packages - all in one slick little folio!  Armed with a sticky pad for each workday (plus the weekend), you’ll tackle...

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Embracing Mediocrity Good Enough Mug

$8.99

Sometimes in life we strive for the best and other times we’re okay with just getting the job done. Celebrate those moments with our hilarious Embracing Mediocrity, Good Enough Mug. We all have opinions but sometimes we can’t say them out...

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F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$11.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

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Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers

$7.19

Erase your errors in a jiffy pop with our Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers! Forseriously, there's no reason to get all salty next time you need to correct an error! That's right, it's time to flip the script because these erasers are piping hot fun!...

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Funny Side Up Cat Egg Mold

$8.99

Looking for the purrfect way to start your day?  Paw-lease put down that breakfast bar and serve up a pair of sunny-side-up eggs in eggsellent style with our Funny Side Up Cat Shaped Egg Mold! This charming frame helps turn eggs into a fun,...

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Giant Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug

$8.09

Sure, we all love the taste of coffee and that it gives us pep to stay alert, but did you know it also has amazing health benefits?!   It keeps your BMs regular!   What better way to let the world know than displaying this amazing fact directly...

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Giant Sparkling Glitter Rainbow Pool Float

$24.99

Our Giant Sparkling Rainbow Pool Float will make you feel like you're floating on Cloud 9! You know that amazing feeling you get when you're on spring or summer break? Well, we've that pulled that oh-so-good feeling down into the pool so you can float...

Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$14.39

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Hot Gossip Nifty Note
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Hot Gossip Nifty Note

$4.99 $2.49

Our delightfully dishy Hot Gossip Nifty Notes are hot off the press and ready to land in your hot little hands. Most workplaces, schools, and homes are hotbeds of hearsay, and it’s basically essential to stay in the loop. Now you can spread...

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Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music, discreetly pop two pieces of Groove-Enhancing Gum into your mouth. Now buckle up! Hours of perfect...

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Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Killin' It Men's Socks

$11.99

Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this! Annnnd you just got those roses. Keep your chin up...

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LED Happy Birthday Banner

$10.79

Outlets?  We don't need no stinking outlets! Now you can start the party absolutely anywhere with our multi-colored LED Birthday Banner!  It not only spells out HAPPY BDAY, but in case you haven't guessed by now, it also lights up to make the...

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MAGIC SLIME KEYBOARD CLEANER
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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $3.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Magical Unicorn LED Lamp
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Magical Unicorn LED Lamp

$35.99 $17.99

Behold the beauty of our Magical Unicorn LED Lamp! Float off to dreams of frolicking unicorns in a utopia of rainbows where wishes come true and anything is possible under the soft pastel glow. It’s perfect on your desk for creative inspiration,...

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Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

We're shell shocked by the size of our Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch. You'l have to sea it to believe it!  You'll want to have and to hold this buxom beauty on you at all times. The beautiful raven haired maiden is drawn in a timeless vintage...

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Mermaid Mermazing Scented Nail Art Kit

$7.69

For truly mesmerising hands look no further than our Mermaid Mermazing Scented Nail Art Kit! Get it!? Mermaid... Amazing... Mer-mazing! Anywaves.. Inside of this kit you'll discover an aqua ocean blue color nail varnish, that just happens to be...

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Mermaid Mystical Pen

$5.89

We have an eeling that you'll be making waves with our Mermaid Mystical Pen! We're so shore that you'll love this opalescent mermaid tail shaped pen from NPW, that we're confident you won't find a better pen while surfing the net. Summon some magic to...

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Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug

$11.99

Our truth spouting Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug is for those who grab the day by the kahunas and tackle their to do list like the bad ass that they are! Good things come to those who what? How about pushing through the morning fog to get stuff...

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Mr. Tea Infuser

$8.99

Throw some tea in your trousers!   Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use!   He's no fool!   Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea.     Just load his little silicone pants with loose tea leaves,...

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Pancake Batter Crayon

$4.49

With our incredibly fun Crayum Batter Crayon Bottle, you can be a pancake Picasso!   Here's a fun new way to get creative with your pancakes!  Fill our Batter Crayon with pancake batter and scribble your name, a face or anything...

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Picnip Vintage Flask

$17.99

Handsomely designed to look like a classic, tartan-clad drink bottle, our PicNip Vintage Flask is plaid to the bone!  Why you say?  Because inside it's a 10-ounce steel flask ready to party! Topped with a functional and reusable 2-ounce cap...

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Rainbow Eraser

$3.59

Our cheerfully optimistic Rainbow Eraser is a reminder to always look on the bright side of life and to look for the rainbow after a storm! Make homework fun again with our Happy Rainbow Eraser. Even doing math is more fun when you erase numbers with a...

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Rainbow Pool Ring
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Rainbow Pool Ring

$28.99 $14.49

You can't have a rainbow without the rain... unless you discover our Rainbow Pool Ring! Somewhere over the rainbow? Try somewhere inside the rainbow! All you have to do is chase that rainbow down and plop right smack dab in the middle of that...

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Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

Heya, what's Kraken? Did you know that octopuses are masters of camouflage? It's true! Well, most octopuses. Not this guy, though. For our ink-credibly cute Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote, blending in just isn't his thing. When he's not under the...

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Sloth Nurse Bandages
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Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.99 $2.99

Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our adorable Sloth Nurse...

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Sloth Social Climbers Wine Charms

$8.99

​​The slowest animal on earth may not immediately seem like the best fit for the courageous job of guarding your drink from tipsy party-goers.  But... seeing that they would be no threat to actually drinking your drink (like some cheeky monkey) and...

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SUGAR SKULL AIR FRESHENER
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Sugar Skull Air Freshener

$2.49 $1.24

Our rose scented Sugar Skull Air Freshener is the disembodiment of the Mexican holiday, Dia de los Muertos.   The sugar skull is one of the most prominent symbols seen during the Day of the Dead festivities.   The sugar skulls represent...

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Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$11.99

​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very little about golf, but a little birdie...

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