Spring Gift Sale

Gift Guide

It's our popular 2018 Spring Gift Guide! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our Gift Guide has gift suggestions for Him, Her, Kids, Co-workers + Pets and more!

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Big Mouth Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float

$39.99 $28.99

Our jaws-dropping Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float is a killer sight gag for sun worshipers or shark fin-atics! As you terrorize a frenzy of unsuspecting beach or pool goers in your shark attack float, it also doubles as a place to keep out of the sun!...

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Gigantic Rainbow Beach Blanket

$23.69 $18.99

With our awesome Gigantic Rainbow Beach Blanket, you're gonna soak up the sun harder than Sheryl Crow on a hot summer day! Whatever the weather it's always a great day for a rainbow! So why not find a million reasons to bring our over-sized beach...

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Gigantic Shark Bite Beach Blanket

$23.69 $18.99

duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... It's our Gigantic Shark Bite Beach Blanket! AHHH! And just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water! Designed to look like a giant great white shark jumping out of the water to chomp you whole! The Jaws...

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An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome

$18.89

Say hello to our little friend! An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome! (yes, we know wrong movie - but we couldn't resist - he is quite pint sized!) If you don't want to end up sleeping with the fishes, you'd better make sure you get a gift worthy of...

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Beer Bands Bombed Drink Markers

$7.59

Beer Bands are durable, reusable, stretchy molded rings sized to fit bottles, cans... and wrists!  All beers are created equal, or so it seems when you're trying to find yours at a party. So just stretch Beer Bands around your bottle or can and...

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Big Mouth Giant Jellyfish Pool Float

$24.99 $18.99

It’s okay to float around aimlessly in our Giant Jellyfish Pool Float. In fact, we strongly encourage it! If bobbing to the rhythm of the waves in your pool sounds like a productive day, then our Giant Jellyfish Pool Float should be tops on...

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Big Mouth Gigantic Octopus Pool Float

$39.99 $28.99

If you're a sucker for sea creatures our Gigantic Octopus Pool Float will leave you kraken up at the sight of it! This colossal 8-armed inflatable monstrosity is ready to octo-py any body of water you find yourself in this summer! No squidding! Whether...

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Big Mouth Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set

$9.99

If you like mermaids, our Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set will seem like it was mer-made just for you! Now, this is a tale of two tails. Our mermaid tail shaped drink floaty is so mermazing, we thought that you might become a little shellfish and want to...

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Big Mouth Taco Pool Float

$18.89 $14.99

Grande Señor Taco Pool Float, is that you? Sea, sea. Let’s taco ’bout summer. Normally, bringing a huge taco into the pool would be a disaster for the pool filter (ok and the swimmers, too). Enter our que chido Grande Señor...

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Big Mouth Wacky Waving Tube Man Pool Float

$18.89 $12.99

Our Wacky Waving Tube Man Pool Float is making some serious waves! Now you can finally afford the stupid inflatable guy from the car lot! Go ahead, do the dance! The car-wash-dancing-inflatable-thing-y guy is finally going on a well-deserved...

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Blue Q 50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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Blue Q Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Blue Q B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! On the outside,...

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Blue Q Best Buds Mint Gum

$1.99

The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE. A friend with weed is a friend indeed! A friend with gum is uh... man, we forgot! But, this cannabis loving...

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Blue Q Brave Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom (to poop without fear of prosecution.) Our courageous Brave Fart Lavatory Mist will allow your bowels to run free.  Have the courage to follow it to the bathroom asap. The Untold Tale of Great the...

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Blue Q British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting formula lets...

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Blue Q Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Blue Q Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Seriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch.   Guess what... you win again! Fruit flavored.   Petite pack...

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Blue Q Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my...

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Blue Q Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our amazing Duchess of...

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Blue Q F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks

$10.99

When you have one last fuck to give our F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks will help you step through the landmine of bullshit that's awaiting your day. You'll flit, flutter, and leap like a trained ballet dancer as you dodge being pulled into the craps the drama...

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Blue Q F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

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Blue Q Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!     Let everyone that dare look, know your true colors with our...

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Blue Q I Have Mood Swings Socks

$10.99

While they may potentially be the last thing someone sees before you kick em to the curb, our I Have Mood Swings Socks playfully admit to your sometimes unexpected rapid change of demeanor.   The only thing that could make these socks better is if...

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Blue Q I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

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Blue Q Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Blue Q Jack The Ripper Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Most are not aware of my commitment to rid the world of unpleasant aromas. Please enjoy Jack the Ripper Lavatory Mist, the bottled version of my life's work. I think you'll be pleased with my meticulous standards when using this bathroom deodorizer. ...

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