Spring Gift Sale

Gifts for Men

Need a find a gift for him?  This is going to be easy!  See our hand selected collection of our best selling gifts for men.  Nerd?  Beer drinker? Star Wars obsessed?  Thinks farts are funny? Yep, we have the perfect gifts for him!

An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome

$18.89

Say hello to our little friend! An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome! (yes, we know wrong movie - but we couldn't resist - he is quite pint sized!) If you don't want to end up sleeping with the fishes, you'd better make sure you get a gift worthy of...

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Beer Bands Bombed Drink Markers

$7.59

Beer Bands are durable, reusable, stretchy molded rings sized to fit bottles, cans... and wrists!  All beers are created equal, or so it seems when you're trying to find yours at a party. So just stretch Beer Bands around your bottle or can and...

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Big Mouth Taco Pool Float

$18.89 $14.99

Grande Señor Taco Pool Float, is that you? Sea, sea. Let’s taco ’bout summer. Normally, bringing a huge taco into the pool would be a disaster for the pool filter (ok and the swimmers, too). Enter our que chido Grande Señor...

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Blue Q Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Blue Q Brave Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom (to poop without fear of prosecution.) Our courageous Brave Fart Lavatory Mist will allow your bowels to run free.  Have the courage to follow it to the bathroom asap. The Untold Tale of Great the...

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Blue Q I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

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Blue Q Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Blue Q Medical Marijuana Pocket Box

$5.99

Ok, we had the Medical Marijuana Cigar Box, and we thought THAT was perfect.  But why stop there?  We're on a roll! (Like literally on a roll. We made too many jays and needed another convenient place to store them.) Behold this GENIUS sized...

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Blue Q Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

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Blue Q Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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Blue Q Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Blue Q Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Lion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is, truly a fearless bad ass of...

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Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.49

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

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Good Measure Tequila Recipe Glass

$9.49

Looking for a way to spice up your Friday night?  Our hip and functional Good Measure Tequila Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! This stylish 16-oz measuring ​​glass, printed with 7 delectable cocktail recipes, is sure to turn you...

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Good Measure Whiskey Recipe Glass

$9.49

Our ridiculously good looking Good Measure Whiskey Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! No longer will you be left scratching your head mumbling Whiskey Foxtrot Tango as you try to recall the ingredients in your favorite drink.  This...

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Holy Toast Bread Stamp

$2.89

In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an ordinary slice of bread, toast it, and...

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Keep It Weird Platypus Mug

$9.99

Stay true to yourself with our Keep It Weird Platypus Mug! Why be normal? Seriously. Just look how cute this little platypus' face is! Look at that face, just look at it! Once believed to be a hoax, this weird lovable creature appears to be part duck...

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Santa's Drinking Mitten
50% OFF

Santa's Drinking Mitten

$14.99 $7.49

Did anyone ever ask Santa what's on his list? It's our Santa's Drinking Mitten of course! Even Santa needs his Holiday Spirits, amiright? Slip on this festive mitten to keep your hand warm while you enjoy a yuletide brewski. It’s sized just right...

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Star Trek Kirk Drink Kooler

$7.59

Your belly.  The final frontier.   Boldly go where no other PBR has gone before with our officially licensed Captain Kirk Star Trek Drink Kooler!  Why you ask?  Because getting hammered is fun... but getting Shatnered is the...

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A GREAT POUR FOR HONESTY
50% OFF

Truth Serum Bottled Up Decanter

$19.99 $9.99

Distill our Amazonian superheroine-loving heart.  Our long sought after Truth Serum Bottled Up Decanter is the solution to not possessing the magical golden Lasso of Truth! It's been long known that the truth tends to spill out of the slightly...

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Big Mouth Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float

$18.89

We're confident that our Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float will be a real "blast" this summer! Just inflate our larger-than-life whoopee cushion to turn any pool party into a real gas! At over 4 feet wide and made of cushy vinyl, the center of the float...

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Blue Q Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Proudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the...

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Blue Q Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. Peppermint Flavor ...

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Blue Q Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very little about golf, but a little birdie...

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Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

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Blue Q Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

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Boxing Glove Pen

$1.79

Your writing will really pack a punch with our Boxing Glove Pen! It will guarantee your next assignment will be a real knockout! Sometimes when you're writing, it feels like you're in the ring, round after round, coming up with the best adjective...

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Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.79

Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable… you’ll have to show...

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