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Gifts for Men

Need a find a gift for him?  This is going to be easy!  See our hand selected collection of our best selling gifts for men.  Nerd?  Beer drinker? Star Wars obsessed?  Thinks farts are funny? Yep, we have the perfect gifts for him!

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck on...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$12.99

Why Do Men Like To Walk Arounf Without Pants On?Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create your very own rainbow!...

Why I Must Have Sex With You Adult Notepad

$6.69

Think romance is overrated? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad encourages you to utilize your funny bone instead! While sex is one of our basic needs, the diversity of reasons to engage in it staggers the libido. So, we put together a checklist of...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who knew!...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Movers & Shakers Salt + Pepper Shakers

$13.99

Shaking your own salt and pepper can be soooo exhausting. It's Movers & Shakers salt & pepper shakers to the rescue! Just pull the cord and let these vibrating shakers do the work for you. They shake themselves! It's now fun and simple to add...

Water Logged Tree Stump Coasters

$7.99

What wood you do if someone ruined your favorite piece of furniture in the thick of your party?  Wood you be fluming mad and tell them cedar later or would you just leaf it alone? No need to branch out and find new friends just yet because our...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

Holy Toast Bread Stamp

$2.99

Holy Mother Of God... what is on my toast! In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an...

Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile...

Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit

$8.99

Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most ugly but comfortable furniture known to mankind. ...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

Iridescent Glux

$6.99 $4.50

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

Action Items! Pad

$6.99

Take note! Our Action Items! Pad is a project manager's dream come true!  It's a to-do list notepad that conveys the appropriate level of urgency! Because there's nothing more satisfying than scratching an item off your to-do list, the fire engine...

Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Calm down, everybody does it.  You just gotta be smart about it.  Do everything in the right order and don't let things touch other things.  Then apply our Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer.Texting in the bathroom allows...

You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum That's Great For Narcissistic Bosses Because They're The BesssssstYou're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is...

Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $2.00

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most MenIf he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your...

Pizza Party Coasters

$5.99 $3.00

Ain't no party like a pizza coaster party. Cause a pizza coaster party don't stop. Now you can turn every beverage into a pizza party with our delicious Pizza Coasters! Each slice from this clever set of 12 features a realistic NY pizza resting on a...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

It's time to "Think outside." - The Fox Introducing our Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled! On your next snow day you could slide down the hill on a hard, boring, plastic sled. Or, you can show up your frenemies by stepping to the slope with one of our new...

Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$12.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $2.00

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

Yard Goods Tire Planter

$11.99

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! It’s classic roadside Americana sized down for succulents, air plants and even herbs! Pile on the charm...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

Pizza Playing Cards

$6.99

Our Hot & Delicious Pizza Playing Cards are just begging you to take them home with you. And lucky you! They're available for delivery! These photo-realistic playing cards are cut in a familiar triangle shape, which makes it feel like you either have...

Polite as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Our daringly discourteous Polite as F*ck Gym Socks are as colorful as the ill-mannered language they put on display! You're such a model citizen, but you need these socks to really let everyone know! Polite as fuck, you are, my dear. Oh, the irony and...

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Give Dad A Piece Of This Gum Next Time He's Driving And Playing Steering Wheel Drums To The Radio Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music,...

My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99

Leaping lizards!  Our clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

Lustrous Gold Glux Putty

$6.99

All that glitters is not gold... sometimes it's our enticing Lustrous Gold Glux Putty! Our resident alchemist has transformed plain ole putty into a rich beautiful shimmering gold. Bounce gold bars, make a golden melting arc, fake blow some Richie Rich...

Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses

$9.99

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! Nothing serves up Tequila Slammers more festively than our Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses!  They're a must for your next grand fiesta.  Just fill your sombrero shaped slammer with a shot...