Gifts for Men

Need a find a gift for him?  This is going to be easy!  See our hand selected collection of our best selling gifts for men.  Nerd?  Beer drinker? Star Wars obsessed?  Thinks farts are funny? Yep, we have the perfect gifts for him!

G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$14.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.99

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the galaxy or hanging back here on Earth! Frozen in time, yet not frozen in temperature, it takes the ice...

NASA Astronaut Bandages

$5.99

One small scrape for man... One giant leap for feel-better-kind with our NASA Astronaut Bandages! These adorable bandages , shaped as tiny little space explorers, aren't only cute, but they're officially licensed by NASA! Prone to...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile...

Nose Aerobics Basketball

$4.99

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Coolest Guy On The Conference Call Men's Socks

$12.99

Does your boss schedule calls to schedule calls?  Ugh.  At least you can have some fun with it!  Now these are for the coolest guy, which is NOT the person that talks the most.  That guy just likes to hear himself talk. Probably the...

Retro Classic Mattel Football Keychain

$11.99

A mini version of the original, our Retro Mattel Electronics Football Handheld Game Keychain will help you maneuver out of the neutral zone, and into touchdown territory in the game of gift giving! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games -...

Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$22.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

World's Smallest GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figure

$6.99

Knowing is half the battle! Straight from the 80's, our tiny GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figures battle it out against the terror nemesis Cobra Organization. These pop culture icons are now in the world's smallest size ever measures at 1.25 inches tall...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf...

Galaga Tiny Arcade

$22.99

It’s the return of the alien invasion! Our pop culture phenom, Galaga Tiny Arcade, is the sequel to Galaxian Tiny Arcade (just as Galaga was the 1981 sequel to 1979's Galaxian) and is coming to a home near you with. Hurry! You must board the...

Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

$6.99

Do clown farts smell funny? Our pun-intended Crap Jokes Toilet Paper reminds us of a simpler time of reading a magazine while in the bathroom. You gained a wealth of knowledge, whether it was an old TV Guide or People, you learned something. Now, once...

Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

You're the cool dad! Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over those little son-of-a-guns heads! (but is not interested in...

Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit

$9.99

Give it a toss! Throw that bag in the hole! Our magnificently Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole at the office with co-workers, at home with your cat, or at parties with friends! Two raised...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

Official World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots

$7.99

You knocked my block off! Our World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots are a chip off the ole block - the Original Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 1960's that is! It's the fight of the century! You throw a right, the other throws a left, hit the jaw and...

Soap for Dad Bods

$9.99

Smells like cookies & cable sports Our Soap for Dad Bods helps build unwavering confidence and smells like toasted marshmallow. Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in...

Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most Men If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99 $8.79

Socks For The Intorverted Looking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

President Of Local Gas Company Men's Socks

$12.99

It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom. Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks. Maybe it's the meal planning? Maybe it's the finger pulling? Some...

Soap for the Trophy Husband

$9.99

Living your best life. Our Soap for the Trophy Husband is for that lucky guy... see him there. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a...

Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.99

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

Lustrous Gold Glux Putty

$6.99 $6.15

All that glitters is not gold... sometimes it's our enticing Lustrous Gold Glux Putty! Our resident alchemist has transformed plain ole putty into a rich beautiful shimmering gold. Bounce gold bars, make a golden melting arc, fake blow some Richie Rich...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$13.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

Fake News Toilet Paper

$6.99

Does Trump wear a toupee? There's fake news everywhere. It's on our televisions, phones and newspapers... and now it can be on Fake News Toilet Paper! Obviously fake news should be called Narrative News and in the past it was called Opinion or Editorial...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$3.49

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood, you'll have more...

Soap for Bromance

$9.99

Frisbee golf date? This brotastic bar of Bromance Soap smells like someone has a new friend. I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight of...

No Regerts Mug

$11.99

You sure about that? Our, you read it right, No Regerts Mug is simply stating to live your best life with no regrets. It’s time to live in the moment and stop sweating the small stuff. Sure, someone will always be there to call your typo out on...

Soap for a Midlife Crisis

$9.99

Will not fade new tattoos! Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit...

Word Search Toilet Paper

$6.99

Poop is a great palindrome! Inject a bit of fun into toilet time with our Word Search Toilet Paper. Did you forget your phone again? No worries! Each sheet of this toilet paper has a fun word search game on it. That's 200 games all together! Our tips...

Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $26.39

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

Iridescent Glux

$6.99

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

Mansplaining Mints

$4.69 $4.13

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining something to you in a condescending tone, just offer him one...

Kick Today in the Nuts Mug

$11.99

Kick it! A great way to start your day is to drink out of our Kick Today in the Nuts mug! Don't let today beat you and get you down. Our mug is probably... maybe, guaranteed or something, to keep that smile on your face while the day keeps throwing...

Man With A Pan Oven Mitt

$12.99

A man with a plan pan! Why does "Man With A Pan" sound so concerning at first? Oh that's probably just a personal fear of mine materializing while I write this product description. At my house, "I cook... you clean" 9 out of 10 times results in my better...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Butthead Of The Household Men's Socks

$12.99

See what we did there? Our bold Butthead of the Household Men's Crew Socks are the perfect socks for the proud self-proclaimed home decision-maker. The head of the house can be defined in many ways like, the holder of the remote, dinner decider or...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks ​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

You're Neat Greeting Card

$4.99

You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting Card. Give me whiskey neat, my tea really sweet and a dusty pickup seat. • Card size is 4.25 x 5.5...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

Roach Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly designed to look like cockroaches, and will make you jump! They're a fun + unique housewarming (or dorm...

Buster's Poop Spare Key Hiding Spot

$8.99

Shit... this is a good idea! Na-na na-na boo-boo... you're willingly sticking your hand in this doo doo! It's groundbreaking...   The latest in Home Security technology...   It's doogy dookie!   What better place to hide the spare key...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

Leech Bandages

$5.99

Dr. Leech will see you now! These Leech Bandages are awesome but there's probably a few people asking why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue?...

Potato Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it on...

Desktop Edition Golf

$12.99

Fore... Dad! Our Desktop Edition Golf Game is here to break up the afternoon slump with a fun desktop golf game. It's a sporty conversation starter that can give life to a stale meeting or a great way to close a boring business deal from your desk...

Desktop Executive Football Game

$12.99

The kick is up... for the win! Feeling stressed at your desk? Trying our Desktop Executive Football Game is a great distraction that may relieve your stress. Everything you love about football has been miniaturized and made easy to play right at your...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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