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Gifts for Stoners

Weed bet our lunch money, that the unique finds in our Gifts for Stoners will equal=mind blown for the pot smoker in your life! They'll appreciate this hilariously dope collection of marijuana-loving goodies. A thoughtful gift as a small toke'n of appreciation is always welcome! So, scope out our totally dank gifts for your best buds, then puff, puff, pass it on!

Hugs Not Drugs Gym Socks

$11.99

Worn ironically or not our bold Hugs Not Drugs Gym Socks will send a clear message to those that know you best! If you're looking for a unique gift for your favorite sockoholic, just say no to drugs and yes to these bold hot pink gym socks with yellow...

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LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$12.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

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World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

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Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea

$14.99

The choice of a new generation of yogis. Our Namaste Mother F**ker Snarky Tea is quenching the inner thirst of the new wave of snarky yoga practitioners. That's right. There's a new set of yogis in town, and we’re here for the elastic waistbands,...

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Wake The F**k Up Snarky Tea

$14.99

Good morning, you stunning creature! Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you. You love hitting the treadmill at 5 a.m. and petting tiny fawns in dew-covered meadows at the first sign of daybreak. SYKE! Mornings suck. But we’ve got you...

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Spam??½ Can Decoy Secret Safe

$9.99

No One Will Touch This! Trust us... not many are a fan of spam, electronic of otherwise.  Even if the entire state of Hawaii tries to convince you otherwise.  Once you leave paradise and find yourself land locked, it tastes like the block of...

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Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical...

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Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty

$6.99

Super Sized Extraterrestrial Sneeze With our Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty, our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!  Seriously, this stuff glows like nothing we have ever seen. It just sucks up the sunlight and brilliantly radiates...

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I Might Be High Mug

$9.99

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our cheeky I Might Be High Mug tells the world exactly how you’re feeling. With a colorful floral background on a white mug, you’re letting everyone know how much you’re high...

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Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$5.99

Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to keep your place, keep your notes, and keep your appointments. Let's get a little crazy...

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Best Buds Mint Gum

$1.99

Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE. A friend with weed is a friend indeed! A friend...

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Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

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Weed Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some...

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Cupcake Gumballs

$4.99

Our Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make Double Frosting Gumball Cupcakes!  Each  tin contains about twenty-two vanilla flavored...

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Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create your very own...

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Leafy Green Wake and Bake Mug

$23.99

Start your morning nice and toasty with our Wake and Bake Mug!  Getting up in the morning can be so hard... and the best part of waking up is hot java & kind bud in your mug! Our Wake & Bake Mug makes the process of mustering motivation in...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar...

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Got Out Of Bed Champion Socks

$9.99

Not Normally A Morning Person Silly SocksAnd the award goes to our Got Out Of Bed Champion Socks! Because some days you feel like you should be rewarded for just getting out of bed. And these socks do just that!  Whether you had a crappy day the day...

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Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

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Hangry Ankle Socks

$10.99

Hide your chocolate! Hide your cheese! No snack is safe when our Hangry Ankle Socks are in town! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look...

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Marijuana Leaf Cake Mold

$14.99

Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competition, by leafing in the dust! Next time you get the munchies or feel like serving up some special brownies, or space cakes...

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Wake + Bake Mug

$23.99

Sip, sip, pass.... Have you herb about our totally dope Wake + Bake Mug? Weed have to say, it's totally safe to have high expectations for this mug, as it's a totally dank gift for marijuana enthusiasts, or your best bud!  This is not just a...

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