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Description

Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome and more Quirky Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Please take all metal objects of your pockets & have your ID ready, our frisky Gnomela

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Our frisky Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome is not going to let any riff-raff happen while he's on the clock! Please take all metal objects of your pockets & have your ID ready!

Frequent flyers will instantly recognize this guy.  Our gnome nonsense Gnomeland Security garden statue promises to use his authority for good, even if it means making you dump out a perfectly good bottle of water before getting to the geraniums.

A hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome.  A terrific gift for the frequent flyer or HBO Homeland fan.  If you carrie a-brody that kinda thing.  As we know, saul's not fair in love and war.

Durable cast poly resin.  Our Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome measures approximately 9 inches tall.

Item Number:
GNOM-5723 
718856157235
GNOMELAND SECURITY GARDEN GNOME
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